>"This is your first time too, right anon? Honestly,

>>36615445

You've been watching porn for the majority of your life and haven't even figured out the fundamentals?

In all seriousness though, I would recommend Tim Ferriss' "4 hour body". It's got a great chapter on sex.

>>36615445
Cuddle with her and rub my hands all over that gorgeous body, especially her thighs and belly. And hope her wig doesn't come off.

fat black disgusting
no sane man could ever want
something so ugly

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>>36615703
You don't belong here, norman. Get ye gone.

>>36615445
Who are you?
Where the fuck am I?
Why am I tied to a chair?

>>36615445
>That feel when no qt chubby black weeb gf

>>36615803
If only she could lose 20 pounds but keep the curves and tits.

That's wife tier right there.
Also cute fluffy hair, I wonder if she would be angry with me rubbing my face to her hair.

Looks great, but how hairy is she?

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>"Do you really like my belly anon? Geez, you're such a perv~"

>>36615445
>tfw cute innocent anime watching girl i could potentially bang wants to hang out

How do I make a move smoothly?

>>36615703
Nice haiku anon-san

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>"I know it's kinda weird but....I....I've always wanted to sit on a guy's face. T-that's not gross, is it?"

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>>36615445
Is there suttin' wack wit bein a virgin, biatch? Tell me EXACTLY what tha fuck you be thinkin is FUCKING WRONG wit one of mah thugs bein a virgin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it soundz like you bustin a virgin joke ta ridicule n' mock dem wild-ass muthafuckas. If you ridiculin them, dat means you be thinkin there be a suttin' wack wit it, cuz if you didn't be thinkin there was anythang wrong, it wouldn't even cross yo' mind ta cook up a joke ta ridicule n' mock dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So tell me EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK IS FUCKING WRONG wit a thug bein a virgin, biatch? ANSWER FUCKFACE.

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>tfw no qt black belly gf who has a thing for shy white guys, and tells Tyrone that he's got the babydick when he attempts to pull a Mr. Steal-yo-Girl

>>36618836
This poster has never spoken to another person possibly in their entire life.

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>>36618944
>ywn be DJ Qualls in Road Trip
.nam dab sleeF

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>>36615803
we don't want your lardass nigger

>>36615703
big black beautiful
only gay man could deny
something so sexy

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>>36619455
>we
At least 14 other posters disagree with you fucko. Lick me

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>>36615445
I contact my broker in Libya

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/10/libya-public-slave-auctions-un-migration

>West African migrants are being bought and sold openly in modern-day slave markets in Libya, survivors have told a UN agency helping them return home.

>>36615803
Is he wrong then? Are you mentally healthy, anon?

>kissing girl
>slide hand down pants
>finger her
>take pants off
>raise her legs up
>stick it in her
>cum

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>>36619424
I know these look like tighty whities. TOTALLY WRONG

>live in yurop
>~90% of black people in my country are somalis
Why can't we get any good looking africans?

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>>36620335
Healthy enough, lol.

>>36620255
she's so cute >.>
she seems like a fun person to be around

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>>36618781
>that ass
>on my face

>mfw

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>>36621727
Do you think cute big black girls like cute little white/asian boys?

is this the braphog thread?

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>>36621297
I know right? She'd probably be nice to have a conversation with, I bet she has a lot to talk about.
>>36623028
You tell me anon.

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>>36620701
Somali girls can be cute anon. How thicc are they?

why do black women have the best proportions but the worst faces+hair?

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>>36624180
Somalis look like rats

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>>36624220
same reason why asians have the most boring bodies and the cutest faces

blacks have the highest sex drive, because they are the most primal, thus have the most sexual bodies. Pic related is why they have the worst faces

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>>36615445
seeing as you're black chances are you'll cheat or leave me anyway

I can't engage in casual sex. It's not how I'm wired

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here's another shapely booty

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>>36625577
>>36625594
Impressive. Very nice.

Let's see Paul Allen's.