>be female >can do anything in life without being shunned

>>36614868
Why were you making "small talk" with a child? Don't bullshit me.

Maybe you should stop being a creepy pedo OP

>>36614879
>female talks to a kid or gives a gentle smile when he/she looks at female
>nothign wrong

>be male, do the same
>mother immediatly grabs child
>mfw get namecalled for pedo

>>36614902
>being jealous of women because it's easier for them to groom children for rape
Pedos are the worst. Little girls don't even have tits.

Nobody in this thread has ever been called a pedo for talking to a child. You are all just terrified of it happening so you've imagined the scenario and typed it up. Utter bullshit.

Also, you don't talk to stranger's kids unless they approach you for some reason, and even then you make friendly eye contact with their parents to let them know you are not a threat.

>fat neckbeard in a trenchcoat with an animay tshirt on starts whispering to my child in the park while clearly pumped on adrenaline

I might look at you funny too.

>>36614868
I feel your pain, people don't realize that some of us enjoy to see little kids at play because it reminds us of the nostalgic times when we didn't have a worry in the world

Smile in a bench and watch children gleefully playing having the time of their lives without any need for substances or anything

Get the evil eye from nearly every other adult in 100 meter radius, sigh get up and go back to my home to play video games to escape from the reality that i cannot enjoy those times even through proxy

As a father, I feel more comfortable with female strangers talking to/complimenting my daughter than I do random men.

Fuck off thats nature. Males of any species are potentially dangerous to children. I care more about my kids safety than your fee fees.

>>36614975
This, push comes to shove I feel she can get away from a forty year old woman before a forty year old man

Females can really do anything.

>tfw want to be betabux for a fembot but it's morally wrong

>be male
>no one cares what you look like

>be female
>be hot
>everyone loves you

>be female
>be ugly
>no one gives a shit about you or knows you exist

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>>36615552
>be male
>everyone judges you on what you look like

>be female
>be hot
>everyone loves you

>be female
>be ugly
>70% of men still want you

fixed.

>>36615606
>70% of men still want you
Completely wrong
Robots just think this is the case because they're all guys and actually ugly girls are completely invisible to anyone with a penis
The ones you think of when you think of ugly girls are all like 5-6/10 because that's the least attractive that guys even know exist

>>36614868

>Sitting in a park
>Near a swing set with kids
>Having a conversation with my mate
>Kept getting weird looks from everyone
>They eventually move their kids away
>Their faces turn to us with scorn, concern and disgust

What the fuck has happened? Are parents so paranoid of the infinitesimal chance of their child being abducted that they will suspect any guy of being a fucking pedofag?

>>36615708
Show me an ugly girl. This is for science.

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>>36615745
You don't see these people irl because any girl under 5/10 is invisible to you

>>36615819
>meanwhile, this a currently active thread on /r9k/ at this very moment
>>36609853

And I would totally get with that chick, by the way, assuming that's not a man just making le epic funny.

>>36614868
Completely justified desu
People just need to view women the same way

>>36615933
Well then find one of these ugly chicks and hit on one
You'll have a girlfriend in like 5 minutes

the day of the rope
will be here as soon as we
stop posting on this board

>>36615996
Don't be stupid roasties only want Chad ever hear of the 80/20 fact

>>36616037
Bullshit
Sub 5/10s are so starved of attention they will fall head over heals in love with any man who will talk to them
Don't believe me just try it
Every robot on this board could have an ugly gf within the hour, but they don't want ugly girlfriends, they only want stacies

>>36615996
Some of us don't hit on anyone, ""ugly"" nor otherwise, because we're just not interested in relationships. It has nothing to do with you personally. We're just not comfortable enough with ourselves to want to be with anyone else.

>>36615552
Be my ugly gf please

>>36616098
Wrong.
A good man wants companionship during his short time on earth
An attractive woman just wants to fuck bad boys and then settle down with a good man while cheating on him
An ugly female will get hit on a lot and cannot be as lonely as an ugly male
However they would probably be happy with an average man as long as The man allows the woman to be a whore to Chad

1. From an early age the opposite sex will be instructed never to hit me but I may not be given the same instructions. However, should I strike males I can expect not to be hit back and any social penalties that occur from my actions will actually fall on the male.
2. If I'm not smart, but pretty, I can marry and achieve the social and financial level of my husband without ever working.
3. I can produce offspring. A status which grants me an "essential" status in our species that men can never have and which can never be taken away from me even in old age.
4. Regardless of my mate value society has organized fertility clinics and social welfare programs that will allow me to have children and provide for them should I choose to reproduce without a mate or marriage.
5. I not only have the more valuable and sought after sexual identity, but I also have complete control over my reproductive choice and in many ways over the reproductive choice of the opposite sex.
6. At any time I can abandon my parental responsibilities with little or no social stigma and hand the child over to the state or abort the pregnancy. A male could never relieve himself of this burden unless I allow him to.
7. I am granted all the rights of a democracy without any of the burdens of military service.
8. At age 18 I lose the protective status of the child but retain the protective status of the female. Boys at age 18 lose the protected status of the child and become targets if they fail to gain status after that point.
9. When I marry a man with status I can take his name and become whoever he has spent years becoming. I need not do anything special to be worthy of receiving the reputation he has built. However, if I wish to keep my own name I can do so. Should my husband feel the sting of this insult I can simply call him a sexist for it.
10. People will help me more when I'm in need and I will receive no social penalty or stigma for it.

How the hell is this not original?

>>36616360
>>36616098
Seems like unnatractive men AND woman have in healthy views about how successful the other sex is with their opposite sex partners

11. When I'm on a date things will be paid for me.
12. When I search for employment I can choose jobs which I think are fulfilling without concern of whether they provide a "family" wage.
13. I can discriminate against the opposite sex ruthlessly without social penalty.
14. If I marry and quit my job and enjoy a leisurely life with light housework and then later divorce I will be given half of the marital assets.
15. If I commit a crime and am convicted I will get a sentencing "discount" because of my gender. If I am very pretty it will increase my discount.
16. If I am a partner in crime with a man I will likely be charged with lesser crimes even though I committed the same crimes even if I was the ringleader.
17. I have the option to be outraged if my husband asks me if my behavior is due to PMS and later on use PMS as a successful legal defense for murdering that same husband.
18. At age 18 I will not be forced to register for Selective Service and will not be penalized for failing to do so.
19. At a time of war I will never be drafted and ripped from my employment, home, and family and forced to become a military slave.
20. My feelings are more important than men's lives. Every precaution will be made to protect me from harassment at work. However, males will make up nearly %100 of workplace fatalities.
21. My gender controls 80% of domestic spending. We get to spend our money if we have any and we get to spend men's money.
22. The majority of luxury apparel is designed, marketed to, and consumed by women.
23. Seven times as much jewelry will be purchased by or for me than by or for men.
24. I have a department of women's health whereas men have no such department.
25. My gender enjoys more government spending on health than males do.
26. My gender consumes the lioness' share of entitlement programs while men contribute the lion's share of taxes.

origururu

>>36614868
>go over aunts house to see if she has any food
>sit down in little cousin's room watching them play with toys after I grab something to eat
>she walks into the door and says "make usre you keep this door open" then walks away
Bitch thinks im some kind of child molester I got up and left immediately fuck her.

27. If I rape or molest a child I can expect lighter treatment in court and afterwards receive less social stigma. What's more, should I become pregnant, I can sue my victim for child support when he finally turns 18.
28. When I divorce my husband I will be guaranteed custody of my children unless I am deemed to be unfit. Even if my husband is "Parent of the Year" 10 years running it is unlikely he will get custody over me even if I am a mediocre parent.
29. When I divorce I can use false accusations of domestic violence, sexual molestation of the children or abuse of the children to gain advantage during court proceedings. If I am found out to be a liar I can expect to get away with it.
30. If a man calls me a slut it will probably hurt his reputation more than it hurts mine, but at any rate the damage will be small and localized. However, if I call him a child molester or claim that he raped me I can destroy him completely and the damage may be nationwide.
31. If I fail at my career I can blame the male dominated society.
32. I may have the luxury of staying home and being a housewife but if my sister's husband does the same thing I'm likely to call him a deadbeat loser and tell her to leave him.
33. If I "choose" to join the military; the best military occupations providing the most lucrative civilian training will be reserved for me. I will be kept away from the fighting as much as possible to the point that I will be thirty times less likely to be killed in a war zone than my male counterparts. I will be given equal pay for less risk. I will never have to consider the fact that by joining the military and getting a plumb assignment I automatically forced a male out of that position and into a combat role that may cost him his life.

Origi.

34. If a male soldier injures himself before a deployment he can be arrested and court marshaled for it. If I deliberately get pregnant before a deployment or even during a deployment I will be reassigned and or taken out of a war zone and I will receive no penalty for it.
35. My gender watches more television in every hour of every day than any other group. This along with the fact that women control %80 of domestic spending means that most television shows and advertisement are designed to appeal to me.
36. I can wear masculine clothing if it pleases me however men cannot wear feminine clothing without social penalty.
37. Not only is there a wealth of clothing choices designed for me but it is likely that I will be able to afford or have them provided for me.
38. I can claim that a wage gap exists and that it is the fault of sexism while simultaneously seeking employment without considering income as a priority. I will probably choose my job based on satisfaction, flexibility of hours, and working conditions and then expect to make as much as the males working nights, out in the rain and cold or working overtime.
39. I can be bigoted or sexist against males without social penalty.
40. If I make a false claim of rape against a male in an act of revenge or in order to cover up my own scandalous behavior I may well succeed at both and he may spend years in prison. If I am found out it is unlikely I will be charged, convicted, or serve any time at all.
41. If I abuse my husband and physically assault him and the police arrive it is almost guaranteed he will go to jail.
42. If I am in an abusive relationship there are a multitude of social organizations to help me get away from him. There are few for men in the same position even though women initiate the majority of DV and even though men are hospitalized %30 of the time.

Origi.

43. In the event of a natural disaster or other emergency that requires evacuation I can expect to be evacuated before males. This includes male doctors, humanitarians, politicians, captains of industry, billionaires, and religious leaders. I will receive no social penalty if all of those people died because I was evacuated first. However, should they manage to get evacuated before women and those women died they will all suffer a social penalty.
44. If someone is attacking a person on the street I have no obligation to assist them and I will receive no social penalty if I do nothing.
45. If someone is harming my children and I run away and ask someone else to help I will receive no social penalty for my cowardice.
46. I'm immune to cognitive dissonance.
47. I may denounce the concept of a dowry, however, I still expect a man to give me an engagement ring when he asks me to marry him.
48. I expect a man to ask me to marry me and suffer the potential risk of rejection.
49. If I lie it's because I'm a victim of a male dominated society forced into difficult circumstances and not because I'm a bad person.
50. If my boyfriend sabotages a condom he can pay me child support for the next 20 years. If I secretly don't take my birth control my boyfriend can pay me child support for the next 20 years.
51. If I'm uncomfortable exercising around men I can demand a female only gym be made for women. If any male only gyms exist I can demand membership under threat of lawsuit.
52. If my female only gym at the university decides to close early for safety reasons I can scream sexism and force them to keep it open as long as the main gym.
53. If I succeed at keeping the female gym open and I leave late at night and I don't feel safe I can demand that the university spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for more lighting and police presence.

Origi.

>>36614868
1. you don't know what it's like to be female, so your thread is already pointless.

2. you probably look like a creepy pedophile, not a "male" in general. ive never had any problems joking at or making faces at kids. plus, do you know that private tutoring is a thing? all sorts of parents have trusted their kids with me in random public places and i didn't have certifications or anything like that.

3. "small talk" makes me think you are a fucking pedophile. children aren't hilarious like louis ck hilarious, they just do funny shit on their own.

54. If after getting new lighting and police protection I decide I don't want to go to the gym anymore well that's just my prerogative.
55. I'm likely to believe that if a woman is intoxicated she is not capable of giving consent and if sex occurs it is rape. However, if her male partner is also intoxicated he is capable of consenting.
56. If a man is promoted over me at work I have a right to suspect sexism even though I also believe that under adverse circumstances men are more capable than women of making good decisions. (see #55)
57. I can cry and get my husband to do something for me that he might not have done otherwise.
58. I expect people (especially men) to be sensitive to my feelings.
59. I can deny a man's feelings or disregard them or ridicule him for having them without social penalty.
60. If I lose my job it's because of sexism or the economy. If a man loses his job it's because he's a loser.
61. If I go to a club or bar with my girlfriends and I look my sexy best I have a right to be perturbed when men approach me and hit on me in this public place.
62. Even though men die more from prostate cancer than women die from breast cancer I can expect that twice as much funding is given for breast cancer. The same will apply to any female specific disease or malady.
63. If for some reason I do not get custody of my children I will be expected to pay less child support than another man in my exact same position.
64. If I kidnap my children and I am eventually caught I can successfully defend myself by claiming I was protecting them from my husband-even if my children were given to him to protect them from me.
65. My gender makes up %53 of the voting population yet when I see more men in political office I will call that sexism.
66. If I am married with children and I want to stay home with the kids I'm likely to blame my husband for not making enough to allow me to do that.

Origi.

>>36616467
67. I think it is my right to work and I am unconcerned if the influx of women into the workforce has reduced overall wages to the point that it's hard to support a family on just one income, or affirmative action has kept men from being promoted even though they deserved it.
68. I can get student financial aid without signing up for Selective Service (the Draft).
69. I can get employment with a federal agency without signing up for Selective Service.
70. Restrooms for my gender will be cleaner and are more likely to have flowers or other decorations.
71. If I'm caring for a child restrooms for my gender will more likely have a changing table for my convenience.
72. People I've never met before are more likely to open doors for me.
73. People I've never met before are more likely to talk to me in public.
74. If I go to a bar I can expect that members of the opposite sex will purchase drinks for me.
75. Anytime I find an organization just for men I can denounce it as sexism.
76. I believe that women should have organizations just for women.
77. If I meet a man that I like and I give him my phone number and he doesn't call I have a right to think of him as an asshole.
78. If I meet a man that I like and I give him my phone number and he calls me I have a right to blow him off or act like I don't know him.
79. I believe I have a right to live in an orderly and safe society but I feel no obligation to risk my safety to secure or maintain that society.
80. I like it when bars and clubs have drinks specials just for women.
81. I think that organizations that offer any discounts or privileges just for men is a clear sign of sexism.
82. If I'm white I will live 6 years longer than white males and 14 years longer than black males.
83. If I'm encouraged to get medical care it's because I owe it to myself.
84. When my husband is encouraged to get medical help it's because he owes to to me and the kids.

Origi.

85. If something bad happens to me or just one woman I believe it is an offense against all women.
86. I believe that if something bad happens to a man it's because he's a loser.
87. I think that alimony is fair when paid to a woman but not fair when paid by a woman.
88. I'm more likely to believe that women who commit crimes are sick and need treatment or understanding whereas men who commit crimes are evil and should be locked up forever.
89. I can criticize the opposite sex without social penalty, but woe be to the man who attempts to criticize me or other women.
90. I can throw a fit and act like a two year old to get what I want without damaging my mate value.
91. I have the luxury of not being the filter for natural selection.
92. I can sleep with my boss if I want and afterwards I can sue him for sexual harassment.
93. I can wear seductive clothing and perfume to attract a man at work but no one will accuse me of sexual harassment.
94. If I hear a story about Darfur and how men who leave the refugee camps to gather wood are hacked to death to prevent their wives from being raped I am likely to think that is proper but not likely to send money.
95. If I hear a story about Darfur and how women are leaving the refugee camps to gather wood are being raped I'm likely to be outraged. I'm also likely to wonder why these women's husbands aren't protecting them.
96. If I ever heard these stories about Darfur it is my privilege not to care or even consider that the reason the second story exists is because all the men in the first have already been killed.
97. It is my right to maintain the belief that men oppress women despite all of the evidence to the contrary.

Also check out realsexism.com

>>36616413
>>36616428
Gave me a stomach ulcer

>>36616565
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Origin.

>>36616360
There's that retarded meme again. Bitter virgin manchildren thinking they know everything about relationships.

>>36616497
That's some nuclear grade buttmad. Stop pasta'ing your retarded rants.

>>36616489
men and women are different. if you wish you were a woman, you can fuck right off. either way it's stupid to even compare gender roles or how we treat genders.

all that stupid shit and you still have to admit women are statistically more miserable at every age group.

>>36616581

uuuuhh hello kissless virgins in their mid 20s clearly know the inner workings of relationships better than anyone theyre just too smart to fall into the trap that the EVIL WOMEN are setting for them

>>36616621
I'm not a khv or anything but I have no idea how a relationship works

>>36616599
>>36616589

WAAAAH WAAAAAH

HE LISTED ALL THE PRIVELAGES WE HAVE AND THEY DON'T

IT MAKES US LOOK LIKE LITTERAL BABIES

WAAAAH WAAAAH

>>36616706
what happened here? are you literally someone who complains about privilege?

>>36616706
Wait did I say "ALL"? Kek I must have meant "all" is in "all that we used only today".

>>36616732
No,it was me, a guy, ironically acting like those self entitled to their privelages females.

>>36615552
>no one cares what you look like
But that's wrong you dumb whore.

>be female
>impossible to die alone unless you really want it

>be male
>EVERYTHING is a competition, no one has your back, everyone is against you, no one helps you, no one cares if you die in the middle of the street, no one cares that males kill themselves 4 times more than women, you're totally disposable

>>36616752

haha i get it anon, you were only pretending to have an autistic sexist freakout! good joke, friend!

>>36616771
Do you live in a third world lawless hellhole or something?

Male or Female just leave people's kids alone, nobody will like it.

>>36616819

yes, its called 4chan

standupcomedybloxoregano

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>>36616771
Soooo right, which is especially backed up with data from sites like realsexism.com but of course now whore will go and read it, they want to live in their comfy, made up world.

>>36614868
Lmao men arent supposed to be nice thats women shot
Were supposed to be assholes act according to your nature

I KNOW ITS not fair but i had but buttcheeks stolen when i was a kid so its better safe than sorry would u rather take a bruised ego or have some kids ass split open by an adults dick and cummed in cause thats what happend to me.. i had to walk home bleeding from my freshly turn cunt and dripping out his cum ... ive not had sex with a woman yet and i just turned twenty four

>>36616887
When I acted like a nice guy girls were saying

"You are too nice to be my bf"

When I was an asshole they said:

"Ughhh you are so fucking mean, get the fuck away from me you weirdo"

>>36616874
Stop shilling your retarded site.

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>>36614868
>>36614965
>be parent
>bring my kids to playground
>weird ass Muslim guy walking around perimeter of park looking at playground and singing/chanting to himself
>young black guy "working out" on the children's playground equipment by doing 3-4 reps of whatever bullshit then stopping, looking around, and then doing something else
>fat weird guy in MLP or Minecraft t-shirt sitting on bench
>trying to keep 3 kids from running into the parking lot, getting hurt, or going near these creepy annoying motherfuckers
I'll tell you why you get the stinkeye, parents have enough shit to worry about without having to be on guard against these oppurtunistic pedofiles at the end of a long day.

If you want to watch kids play then go find a woman and make some.

>>36616929
Ooohhh look at this entitled bitch with no-argument self defense. I hope you get serious cancer which will spread to your whole body but first to your tits so that you will have to get ridd of them, thinking this will help.

>>36614868
Yeahhh at this point when little kids come around me I act like a scared animal. Used to, you'd tussle their hair, saw "hey there champ!" and give them a high-five.

Now you'll get arrested just for looking at them. Best to act like they're a radioactive material and get the fuck away from them.

> kid falls down on bike?

don't go help him

> little girl runs out in traffic?

fuck that, I'll get v& for touching her

> toddler crying for mommy in the store?

life's tough kid, gotta learn that lesson some time