AGHHH LEARNING HOW TO DO MAKEUP IS SO HARD BUT I CANT GIVE UP

>>36614488
Then dont do it, I dont wear any most of the days and most guys dont even care. atleast the ones you would like as a bf dont

You got double dubs

Checked

>tfw no autistic fembot gf

We could play Super Mario Kart and mutually masturbate

>>36614488
>>36614500
one of you dubsqueens please post soles

makeup is just like drawing or painting, the more you do it the more it just becomes muscle memory. just dedicate a day to going through the motions and eventually you'll find something you're ok with, and your hands will remember how to do it

>>36614500
I want to complete for top guys. I'm way better looking than other girls without makeup but I want more.

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>>36614488
Makeup is just a scam perpetuated by the jews to make girls think they need to spend money to be pretty. Which also fucks with your skin, so then you end up actually needing it to not look like shit.

>>36614540
What do you struggle with then? It is not really that hard and you can learn most of the stuff with a bit of practice.

>>36614551
Shhhh.... never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.

>>36614583
Eye makeup is hard and trying to get natural and well blended face makeup

I want nice winged liner really bad but my hand sucks

>>36614488
Literally mark black lines on eyelids. How hard is that you fucking roastie. Needing anything more than will make you look cheap and trashy without actually enhancing your attractiveness.

And it's true, guys prefer the natural look. The less the better, it's too bad ugly girls can't pull this off.

>>36614608
Well I guess its just training then. I got kind of forced to wear makeup when I was younger so I kind of just learned it growing up.
Youtube isnt that bad of a source for new stuff.

>>36614619
this

Personal preference, I don't care. Most men probably can't tell the difference either unless you explicitly explain it to them.

Makeup or not, you will never get a bf, you tranny. Stop pretending you're a girl.

>>36614619
>>36614643
Thats not totally true, most men just prefer "nude" makeup tones but if you show men girls with makeup and girls without makeup, they will usually prefer the ones wearing some. may be different for more unnatural and colorful makeup though.
the key is in just not giving a fuck

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>>36614488
>it's another blackbot thread
you started posting again after some time of silence. why?

>>36614488

All the hormones in the world will never make you a woman. Fucking freak.

>>36614488
>have to wear a fake face so people will love you.

>realize this is the exact opposite of what guys want.

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>>36614551
then they sell "age defying" creams that simply mitigate and/or cover up the damage their skin poisons do to your dumb faces, which make the problem worse if you ever stop buying their product

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>>36614619
>>36614676
Men don't know what they mean when they say natural.

Anyway OP, just practice. Partially close the eye you're lining and if that doesnt work you can always try taking a finger and slant-holding your eye although that's a bad habit to keep. But I did it for a few months before I could finally do it normally

Makeup DOES make you look better. But it is symbolic of something- that you crave attention of the opposite sex and that you are essentially wearing a mask because you find your real face and attributes either too ugly or utterly non-existent for someone worthwhile to care about.

>>36614789
Or we want women that look naturally beautiful instead of ugly bitches caked in make up?

>>36614820
Well theres not a beautiful woman for every guy though.

>>36614608
Here OP, good luck.

https://youtu.be/sD1ncPzOYbE

>>36614946
why do japanese people make everything so anime

>>36614488
I focus on just keeping my eyebrows nice and wearing mascara. They're good basics my friend

>>36614946
also dont fucking curl your lashes with a spoon! just buy a cheap eyelash curler from the drug store. that looks dangerous from the video...

>>36614488
Women don't want a bf they want to be Chad's cum sluts this is a fact i know what i am talking about and if anyone disagrees you're a cuck

/Thread

>>36615191
how was that still original?

tfw no dragqueen gf

>>36614488
what do you need help with?
cakeface here

>>36615275
It's a Shame women are to stupid to be autistic

I'll help ya OP just help me do mine~

>>36615168
cheap eyelash curlers will fuck you up. if they're worn out or you press too hard they can cut through the protective rubber and cut your eyelashes off.

women are worthless
only good for making kids
stay in the kitchen

>>36615794
men are only good for making money
go back to work

>>36615275
Let's make it happen baby

I hope you like Mode 7 graphics

>>36615823
less neurons in their
tiny little bobble-heads
living fleshlight sluts

>>36614488
hey op
the day you realize that male validation is futile is the day you become happy

Fuck that stupid shit. No girl has to put on makeup to be attractive.

I mean yeah, it does make a girl more aesthetically pleasing, but you'd be surprised by how many men don't even fucking care. The general consensus around men is that we find your makeup bullshit obsessio ln fucking laughably retarded and, collectively, we make fun of it on a regular basis.

For real it's women who put this pressure on themselves to paint their face for guys, then they go around spreading the bullshit lie that men put this pressure on girls. I argued with a female friend of mine about this. She was whining about how unfair it is that girls have all this pressure to look good as if guys didn't have the same pressure and that it's our fault if they have to spend hours on makeup for us even though every single time I've had to wait for a date to get prepared I was at the verge of screaming because I was tired of waiting. We HATE having to wait for you to get prepared to the micro detail and we'd rather you just put on some fucking eye shadow and be done with all that stupid shit.

Every girl I've dated who didn't waste their human existence on stupid makeup were more attractive in my eyes than those who did. The more makeup a girl puts on, the more I instinctively try to look through the makeup.

tldr just don't put makeup on or if you do it, do it for yourself because you want to feel pretty. A girl who make herself all pretty because she likes feeling pretty is a hundred times more attractive than some desperate bitch who puts tons of it on to make a good impression. It comes off as desperate. It also shows how unconfident you are in your natural looks.

>>36615974
>Every girl I've dated
just fucking ree yourself, normie

>>36616008

Are you gonna cry because le normol XD is invading your special snowflake safe space?

>>36614488
dis some trashy ass thread yo

>>36615849
why don't you give me your discord

>>36615247

op here
how do you figure out winged liner and false lashes??? i feel like those are key

>>36616290
My PC broke and I don't typically talk to online strangers anyway. Posting from my Wii U.

We could Wii U video chat if you got one of those haha who am I kidding no one besides me bought one

>>36616338

>Asking a board with 90% of its userbase being male about makeup.

Legit retard.

>>36616369
the person said cakeface here so it's probably a girl

>>36616344
I have a wiiu...and mario kart...

too bad I have no wifi
>tfw using wifi through ethernet port
>feelsbadman

>>36614524
>tfw no autistic fembot gf to play modern vidya with

Where's my minecraft and WoW gf.
And lewd stuff I guess

>>36614488
I can relate and advise. Once you've learned the basic gist of applying makeup (I recommend internet blogs & YouTube), it's just a matter of practicing. I guarantee that if you keep practicing, you will improve. Makeup is surprising difficult to learn, but once you get the hang of it, it's easy peasy.

>>36614488
proud of u femanon.
who else /selfimprovement/ in this thread

>>36616383
Dang girl, you're after my heart.

Too bad it could never be, surely you're nowhere near me.

>>36616438
try me

marioriginal

>>36616478
Southwest Ohio

>tfw stuck in ohio

>>36616520
ohh shit. I visit dayton occasionally, I grew up there

>>36614488
Forget makeup, go natural, makeup fucks up your face to the point where you have to use it so you don't look like shit.

>>36616546
Well goddamn I'm pretty close to Dayton.

Let's make it happen fembot

>>36614488

I do feel for women in this regard. It's a whole part of life men don't have to give a shit about.

They actually have to watch tutorials on this stuff and spend hours perfecting it and trying different products. I guess that's easier than having to be a confident, stable, interesting person all of the time.

>>36616657
As long as I get to destroy you in smash 4 when we meet

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>>36616751
>>36616657
> when we meet
You're gonna get fucked fembot. Pumped n Dumped by Chad here. Unbelievable how you can't see the red flags. But well. Doom Paul will tell you.

>>36614551
>Which also fucks with your skin
Proof? This is like the tenth time I read this on this board but proof is never posted.

>>36616751
We'll see who smashes who
Maybe we can even get some co-op going with Snipperclips

>>36616772
f u man u don't kno me

>>36616802
look at those pornstar without makeup and with makeup comparisons. they don't get THAT ugly naturally. seriously if you're a fembot and you're browsing this thread please stop wearing makeup

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>>36616857
>f u man u don't kno me
>We'll see who smashes who

Okay Chad. Totally not a pickup line or anything.
Are you too ugly for Stacy but still confident enough to manipulate autistic girls into fucking you?

>>36616687

For fuck's sake they don't "have" to do shit.

That's the thing women refuse to acknowledge, nobody is forcing them to do this shit but themselves, then they act like victims of the patriarchy because they have to spend hours on it even though the vast majority of men have never openly asked women to be on their best makeup game.

Besides, men have less bullshit products, but we have the same "pressure" to look goid. If O want to be at my best. I have to go to a barber every two weeks to keep my hairline shaven clean and my hairlenght perfect. I have to put products in my hair to shape them a certain way and spend the whole evening making sure it stays that way. I have to dress nice, smell good, etc.

The thing is I do it because I like to look good. When I don't give a fuck, I go out any way I currently look, but it's unthinkable for a girl to even go to the grocery store without makeup.

>>36616890
It's not like I even have her contact info, calm down. I don't think anyone is getting laid anytime soon so rest easy.

>>36617138
Is this you K?

I'm bored somebody post their cock

>>36617159
Nah, I'm a C

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>>36617176
Here you go. What you gonna do

>>36614540
Girls don't talk like that. I nice try though, I almost believed you till I read that.

Go on /cgl/ and use some of their makeup tutorial threads or watch youtube vids like everyone else without someone to teach them

I'm 22 and just barely started understanding how to do the eyebrows, shit is hard.

>>36616772
When assessing the validity of this post I have to wonder what's stronger: his hatred for women or his hatred of anyone else's happiness

>>36616857
I'm pretty bad at switch games, I have no practice

>>36617215
the hell
I'm bored, someone post their tits?

most women genuinely look fine without make up, the ones that look horrendous often only look so because they wear make up too much and it ruined their skin

>>36617237
Then just don't wear it most guys hate it Anyways

>>36614820
Why are you saying that as if you're naturally good looking too? The only good looking men are Chads and since you're here you arent one either

If women are ugly we get to just put on makeup and attract someone easily. You're ugly and have to suffer your whole life over it. SAD!

>>36617242
I have full confidence in your ability to learn how to play.

Shoot me an e-mail at this temp. address so we can discuss things further?

[email protected]

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>>36617461
And into the rabbithole she goes. See you in a few months when you are no longer a virgin and clinically depressed

>>36617493
Oh ye of little faith. Why not just be happy for your robot brother?

if you use makeup you cannot qualify as a fembot

>>36614488
Men
>Work out at the gym
>Have car
>Own your own place
>don't virgin walk
>full confidence everyday
>be tall
>be attractive
>be rich

Women
>wear make up
>don't be fat

>"WAAAAHH BEING A GIRL IS HARD!! :( "