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>>36611923
Nothing much going on tonight. Remember to join the aus discord server (discord dot gg/y7ZGe)

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>>36611923
sydney reporting in fuck this place is a shithole

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>>36611923

OuO

who here /ausweeb/

>>36611923
Sweet fuck all in Perth.
Might get high but no dealer so when I run out I'm out.

>>36611923
Why do aussies seem eternally fourteen years old?

>>36611923

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/04/28/afp-improperly-accesses-journalist-s-metadata.html

GET A VPN

>>36613311
Pia is gud ai

>>36613258
I hope I never have to go to that infernal state.

>>36613258
Same but I have a bro who helps out. Gonna get baked in an hour or two when my beers run out. What suburb you from nigga

Backpacker in adelaide reporting in.

Fuck this place I'm going to melbourne, too many tweakers.

>>36614119
Bentley m8, moved here from Rocco a couple years back.

>>36614610
You studying at Curtin?

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playing some csgo
fapping to trannies and cuteboys
you know just the usual

if a scottish person moved to australia and lived there for like a decade and got citizenship etc could they call themselves australian or would they always be a pom?

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really want to start figure skating desu
it's been a week and the feeling hasn't gone away
what do

>>36614680
>tfw feel like shaving and doing some cross dressing again but its too much work and I will feel differently in a couple of days

terrible feel desu

Fight the urge to not throw myself in front if a train. I hate this country, the average woman my age is a whore, I cant find work thanks to women in HR and Pajiet. I'll never have a gf I want to die.

>>36614787
Well if it's any discouragement I lay on the tracks and got hit and I'm still here.

It's not as certain as you'd think. I feel you though.

>>36614787
become a NEETLE

>>36614833
just because the train slowed down enough? Were you even injured? Was it a train that was meant to stop at that station anyway?

>>36611969
Your server doesn't let fembots in it.

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>>36614779
just don't fap
once you get horny you will do it

>>36614669
Nah, Murdoch. Switching would make sense but I can't be fucked.

>>36614894
I was at Murdoch. What do you study? I never went in except to hand in assignments or take exams. I fucking hated that place.

>>36614852
sure it does, the admin is thirsting atm so he will let you in

>>36614845
I was between two stations, not at the platform because they slow down to stop.

Police report said it was going 80kph.

I was in hospital for a few weeks and couldn't walk for a while but I'm good now, just scarred.

>>36615205
so it didn't rip you open or anything?

>>36611923
shut the fuk up you british twat you shitsucking cum stain enbarassment

>>36615258
Let it out man, let it out.

can you touch your toes /aus/?

Why are aussies so racist? They're like the redneck equivalent of british people.

>>36615386
Because we got sick of derros like you asking the same stupid question all the time.
Now fuck off.

>>36615386
Because we're not sensitive fucks and know how to take a joke

>>36611923
I'm in year 12. I have so much fucking homework for VCE, it's unbelieveable.

>>36615430
>VCE
what the fuck does that even stand for?

>>36615483
Victorian Certificate of Education. Basically HSC.

>>36615520
Got plans for when you graduate yr12?

>>36614950
Right now electrical engineering (renewable). Not my favourite but I've known engineers and can see myself doing it.

It's pretty average desu, but most of the staff are pretty laid back so I don't mind.

>>36615553
Not really. I want to go to uni, but Melbourne? Not really. Also, I didn't do science subjects because I suck at them, so I'm basically doomed since I can't do STEM courses without them.

>>36615559
But combined with alcohol and a bit of weed when I can get it, I'm occupied enough so I don't kill myself, which is something I suppose.

>>36611969
People like you are the reason we never have /aus/ threads like Britfeel, you take away discussion and move it to your shitty discord

>>36615581
stem is a meme anyway
something like 60% of all people with stem degrees don't even work in stem fields

>>36615581
How tight is your boypussy though?

>>36615581
You can do IT without science
depending on the uni you might not even ever do a math class either

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>>36615621
this is a very important question
if you aren't tight you can't be a rentboy

>>36615635
how the fuck do you shave your ass? it's hard enough just to wipe

>>36614737
>could they call themselves australian or would they always be a pom?

Same thing

>>36615635
My parents have a house in melbourne anyway.

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>>36615646
squat over a mirror
or get your bf to do it for you

I want to live in Australia, how hard is it for an American to get a job there?

Basically I'm a fuckin loser, but I want to show up there and just get a job. I;m white and American

>>36615690
>cut
lol

Melbourne here.
I'm getting paranoid about social standing again because of uni.
I think I'm pretty close to breaking free but I kinda just want to go back to being NEET status.
Anyone else know this feel?

>>36615702
We have a points based immigration system
if you're a fuckup you might be told fuck off we're full

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Tfw proud Australian

>>36612094
i know that feel
there's nothing to do around sydney

>>36615716
>paranoid about social standing
in what way?
Why do you care what other people think of you?

found this in my facebook feed, been having a good old laugh at it
>Tinder chads removing condoms and going in raw without consent, so-called "stealthing" (who the fuck comes up with these terms?? kek)
it feels so detaching reading articles like these where I don't feel a single degree of sympathy for these women at all, while most people do and accuse others of victim blaming
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/manipulation-abuse-deceitl-how-i-learnt-about-stealthing/8480696

>>36615728
You're really, really cute.
Originally.

>>36612094
go to the friendship gardens

>>36615734
reputation is very important in life.
Have you not read the 48 laws of power? Dumb fuck

>>36615734
I don't even know man. I just habitually overthink stuff and can't let go of it.
I need something to take my mind off of it but I don't know what.

>>36615767
Reputation with people who matter matters.
Reputation with random shitheads at uni who you'll never see again after next year does not matter.

>>36615709
poor cut muricans
poor cut aussies ;-;

>>36615779
Thats how reputstion works you stupid fuck. A reputation wouldnt exist if youre not with other people. Idiot. Go read a book dumbfuck

>>36611923
Planning to throw myself in front of a train.

>>36615806
Those poor Metro guys suffer enough. Don't do that.

>>36615768
Here's how I see the world -
As long as you don't break any laws, you're effectively anonymous in public and nobody cares who you are.
Even in uni, as soon as you don't have a class with someone, unless you've got a genuine strong emotional bond with them, you'll stop talking to each other. You were just "friends" out of convenience and didn't really care about each other. Actual people who care about you in any capacity are few and far between. Don't do anything to make anyone go out of their way to hate you and you'll glide by undetected to most. Stop caring about what nobodies think.

The professional/business environment is different, but that's not what you're worrying about here I believe

>>36615768
I can't help you, but have a (you)

>>36615829
Metro driver here. I love gore. Do it cunt.>>36615806

>>36615581
Unless you have an ATAR of 75 - 80 + and can really study, don't fall for the uni meme.

Wait till you're older and you really know what you want. Go travel or work for a few years.

>>36615868
Dont take advice from r9k. Its fucking dumb.

>>36615806
Do it for >>36615865
and he gets time off work, free counseling and a payout for 'trauma'

>>36615868
>be a mature aged student
lolno

>>36615763
What the hell are the friendship gardens?

>>36615879
Hope he has fun being a dropout then.

>>36615868
I'm sitting on a A+ average, so probably an ATAR of 90+.

>>36615891
>21
>first year
LMAO

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>>36615892
pretty
and right in the middle of darling harbor

>>36615898
Then run with it mate.

>>36615898
That depends entirely on what subjects you're doing. Don't get cocky.

>>36615898
Go study overseas. Best experience of your life

>>36615922
Well, most of my subjects are marked up, so I'm feeling pretty okay.

>>36615926
this
australian degrees aren't worth the paper the teacher wipes his ass with

>>36615829
I have nothing to for because od the insanity of the left I am better off dead, feminism caused this. Why would I contribute to a socitey that hates me for being a white male?

>>36615833
that's the thing that kind of hurts, and it's even worse when you know even the smallest amount of effort put in would allow you to have an actual deep and meaningful relationship with someone, but you can't be fucked talking to people so rip.

>>36615965
>Why would I contribute to a socitey that hates me for being a white male?
Australia is pretty chill, if you aren't in melbourne. Calm yourself.

>>36615926
What country would you recommend? I'm not keen on American uni fees.

>>36615982
>be australian
>be white
>be Melbournian in south east suburbs

How am I doing?

How will I do as a Police Officer?

>>36616018
nippon desu

>>36615728
>mature age learner driver
That's an important tick on your fucking loser bingo card.

>>36616025
I don't speak Japanese, and I hear that it's real unfriendly.

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>>36616022
be a cucked numale and you'll be fine

>>36616022
Alright until sharia takes over in the 2040s

>>36616022
The South East isn't bad, I guess. Maybe try moving to Sydney before you off yourself. You'll be fine.

>>36616030
>tfw L license expires in october
>40 hours left
>never parallel parked
>changing lanes is scary
public transport works too well, not being able to drive has never been an issue

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I'm gonna buy more fucking data because apparently we're running low again. Fuck the others, my usage isn't given to spiking and since nobody can offer me proof i'm paying selfishly to shut these fuckers up.

"your awake all night" yeah. doing exactly what I'd do if I where up during the goddamed day. How about we ask the resident anime streamer slash downloader where all the data's going?

>>36616030
Oooo a nobody on r9k is judging me. You mad im too lazy to get my Ps yeahhhh gonna be a learner until my 20s :)

>>36616049
Sure, you can try and pull it off as a lifestyle choice, but unless you're altChad or urbanChad, it's a pretty big red flag.

>>36616144
>too lazy
Too anxious more like it. It's not a derogatory statement anyway, just an observation. I myself didn't get red p's till I was 22.

>>36616096
What service are you on where it is an issue?
I couldnt download past my limit if i tried

>>36616036
Unfortunately I'll never be a cucked numale. I'm too much of a cunt to women most times anyway.

>>36616049
People can change lanes while sleeping, im sure you will be fine

>>36616220
>Unfortunately I'll never be a cucked numale. I'm too much of a cunt to women most times anyway.
Therein lies all our problems with girls, eh?

Can someone post that discord chat link again?

>>36616198
>too anxious
No my friend. Youre projecting.

>>36616243
9JEaj

Discord link

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>>36615250
just a shill discouraging robots from committing suicide so normies will have someone to laugh at.

tips for train suicide: lay your neck on the rail, do it at night, wrap yourself in a black blanket so conductor can't see you.

remember: no one cares about you, it doesn't get better, please make room for normies who are healthy and normal and tall and non-disabled. thanks and please kill yourself. bye!

>>36614787
I feel this generation of Australian's have little hope. Or maybe it's just the world in general.

But on the bright side at least we aren't in the generation being born now. An entire generation of hopeless, nihilistic, hedonistic kids consuming negative statistics through the internet day after day as the environment/global economy crumbles in front of their eyes. At least their nihilism will be justified.

Us 90's kids have it pretty good but I'm still a little salty not growing up in the boomer's prosperity bubble. Can't have it all.

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>>36611923
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

FUCKING CUUUUUUNNNTTTTT

>>36616399
>censoring names
does it occur to you that the body text alone is enough to find the original reddit page and get their names?

>>36616268
>Youre projecting.
You wish

>>36616399
Love how this woman manages to make it all about her. Classic roastie.

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>Think that 2 days of being sober is an achievement
>3rd day I'm already drinking
For the past 3 years I've saved 80k. I've cut so much out of my life to achieve this, and yet, I am unable to afford a house. It just keeps rising.
I don't know how much longer I can take this.

>>36616759
you will never buy a house. It's a reality of life in australia now.

>>36616759
Nigger, try 2 years cunt. Get on my level.

>>36616662
Youre assuming im anxious with no basis you cannot even see your own projection.

>>36616987
All I see is repressed anxiety. Just be honest, you'll feel better.

>>36616759
buying a property now is literally the stupidest thing you could do right now. Would you even want to?
>Property prices are higher than ever
>Interest rates are lowest they ever have been, and ever will be
>Buying a property now will only lock the mortgage price at an inflated level
>when the interest rates increase, your mortgage repayments will drastically increase (5% to 7% on $500,000 will increase monthly repayments from $1500 to $2100, or 30%)
>there is literally 4 powder kegs ready to explode ready to tear the shit down (domestic policy, domestic financial, Trump, and huge oversupply issue)

Keep savings, in 2-3 years the property market will drop minimum 20%. Look at either holding in foreign cash (in particular if Trump powder keg goes off) or shorting the banks.

>>36617324
noteworthy point: Steve Keen (who predicted the 2008 crisis) things Australia will have a recession this year that will wipe a fortune off house prices.

>>36617339
>who predicted the 2008 crisis
ever heard of survivorship bias?
What other credentials does he have?

>>36617339
This year is a big call, especially when there isn't really anything to set it off in the immediate future, except for the wildcard Trump. Everything else seems to be coming to ahead in 2019.

Tho I guess there is potential for an overreaction from investors if they see growth flatline, like it did in Sydney this month, and a large number of investors all sell at the same time.

>>36617154
And your basis for that is? Exactly.

>>36617633
Honestly, we both know you're an anxious mess. It's not my job to point out what you already know.

>>36615411
Doesn't sound like you know how to take a joke :^)

>>36617744
Do you even have your full licence? Mr. I got my Ps at 22

>>36618245
Yes. My calm, steady nerves ensures I can reverse park without fear. Can you say the same?

>>36618667
Oh me too i have my full licence. Hahha

>>36618724
So, you were roleplaying as the learner asian?

>>36618783
Yup. And that's why i know I wasn't anxious. Silly faggot

>>36618825
Your posts betray a lot of anxiety to me. Are you seeing a therapist?

>>36618863
General anxiety yes. I commend you for being to pick that up. But then again anxiety is a common trait of r9kers.

No, therapy is too hard. My conclusion with therapy is theres no point going to therapy if you're not mentally ready for the hard work ahead.

>>36619011
hmm yes, quite. Very enlightening.

>>36619076
People on r9k complains therapy doesnt work because they dont realise it's hard work. Therapists arent going to fix you by themselves if you put in half hearted effort. I realised I wasn't putting in the effort so to continue with therapy is just wishful thinking and money spent elsewhere

any auscunts still up? i have no hope of sleeping tonight and i'm bored out of my mind
might start drinking

>>36620230
Yeah I'm awake oregano oregano

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>>36620230
am up playing some path of exile

>tfw all the normalfags have gone to sleeep

>>36611923
I'm going out sunday night as it's bank holiday. I want to sniff some fishy pussy.

>>36617375
His prediction was falsifiable, unlike most doom mongers. He was one of something like 16 economists recognized as actually having made a reasonable claim.

He's also generally involved in involving financial instability and looking at debt, because traditional neoclassical models are absolutely shit at this.

(I think it was also something he wrote that introduced me to the distinction between risk and uncertainty, risk being something you can accurately price and uncertainty being by definition unknowable. Mixing the two, as happens with certain financial instruments, is a very bad idea. That's not a qualification per-se, but it's still good stuff)

>>36617431
I've always wondered if we could see it globally. The UK chancellor made some changes to how mortgages are taxed on buy-to-let properties that should lead to the decimation of a certain type of landlord. (I forget the details, but it basically obliterates their business model, leaving them - and inevitably, their banks - saddled with all the houses they bought and rented to people who, in their absence, could've afforded to own those houses.)

>>36621934
/asx/ poster?