oh Hi anon. I thought I'd message you. I just broke up with my bf chad. I'm kinda feeling down right now, you want to hang out?
is it true you sucked sam hyde's dick
>>36611768
My gf is going to be a virgin, no thank you roastie
I don't associate with fascist whores, so no sorry.
Sure. I'll put on a movie and we can chill. I'll get some pizza.
>>36611793
who the fuck is sam hyde?
apparently that wasn't an original comment, go figure
Brittany is so fucking ugly. Hammerhead shark looking ass bitch. Her only assets are her tits.
>>36612250
is reddit down? go back nigger
>>36612268
Reddit sucks, I just don't give a fuck about random ass people you guys talk about, at least not enough to remember their asses by name outside of old ass people like Boxxy.
>>36612250
"ironic" meme comedian who gets material from /pol/ and here and lost his tv show because he posted stormfront links on twitter
He fucked girl in op at hwndu
>>36612307
piss off newfag
>not having basic meme knowledge
obvious redditor trying to fit in
>>36612307
FUCK OFF NEWFAG REEEEoringoo
>>36612309
Sounds awful.
>>36612323
Yeah I stopped giving a shit about that 10 years ago when I was 16 posting on /b/.
>>36611768
Nah I'm not gonna be your fallback to use until you find some one better. Go fuck yourself
I'd rather have the perpetual twisting feeling my stomach of being lonely than have the displeasure of lowering myself to someone like her
>>36611768
Hang out? Hang the fuck out? You mean give you free meals and stuff? fuck off staceybitch. ive had it with people like you who take advantage of us betas.
okay but we better be radicalizing the youth for the coming communist revolution
>>36611768
>outright admitting I'm your number #2 choice
lol dumb whore
>>36611768
Only if you let me devour your cunt later.
>>36611768
Yeah, I'd love to strangle you and dump your corpse in an alley.
>>36614315
Whoa, whoa, whoa...calm down, dude.
Wait until I'm finished.
>>36614346
Finished doing what? She may be used, but I'm the only one who gets to defile her.
It's an intimate experience, only able to be shared once between the same two people.
>>36611768
>has her black belt in dick sucking
Sure why not?
>>36614399
Two people, huh?
Well. She's all yours now. Might want a wait for a bit. Let her clean up.
>>36614484
Eh fuck it
She'll just be another practice girl until I find a good one
>>36614509
Don't be too rough, now!
>>36614543
Don't worry
I'll leave the corpse in good enough condition for other people to have playtime too
>>36614568
Good guy.
very original and the like
>>36611768
>tranny shoulders
Sorry, I don't fuck monsters. At least not with my dick.
>>36611768
>>36614686
>tfw when the resemblance is uncanny
I think we found Ryders TRUE model.
>>36612268
Sam Hyde is a normie, redditor meme. You should go back there, normalswine.
>>36611768
I don't date autistis
>>36611768
Sorry, playing video games, no time.
>>36611768
Does this mongoloid looking thing ever get her tits out?
>>36614182
Yeah. My kind of anon.
>>36612252
shes not tho this is weak bait wtf is your problem?
>>36611768
She looks weird, but weird in the way that gives me an erection.