>like guy on discord >hug my pillow thinking about him

fuck off roastie/fag

>>36610228
>Is this acceptable or am I committing mind rape? Is this objectification? What if I kiss my pillow too?
It's perfectly acceptable, in fact it's very cute :)
You should tell him about it, maybe he wants to hug you too

>>36610228
HOLY FUVK ANON I feel this exact same feel too

I'm undecided as to who I should cuddle my pillow and think about or if I should do it at all

Sighh

>>36610228
whats your discord? i could always use more people to talk to.

please

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Please keep hugging your pillow and thinking of me!

>>36610228
>like girl on discord
>think she likes me too
>don't want to take things too fast
Give it time OP.

What's so speciaI about him?

>>36610228
You are super cute and you make me wish that I was that person.

That sounds cute anon.
Hopefully someday I'll have someone to think about me like that ^-^

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>>36610267
That's a mean thing to say!

>>36610268
Maybe he'll say no and I'll die!

>>36610283
I won't tell but you can join akXu6 and zgYA5 and find nice people to talk to maybe. I'm in both of those servers desu.

>>36610300
A-anon don't play with my heart like that pls

>>36610372
Yes... I think I will.

>>36610393
He makes my heart go dokidoki very much.

>>36610550
>>36610655
Maybe you both already have someone that thinks about you like that!

>>36610723
If you like him this much, lots of other girls probably do as well.

>>36611040
I think it's a pretty safe bet that a few people like OP too.

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>hug pillow thinking about someone
>tell them this one time on accident
>They continue to more or less ignore me

At least I know where they stand though even if it causes me perpetual sadness

>>36610228
>mfw I cuddled with a Chad while drunk once
He thought I was going to kill myself, but still.

>be me
>talk to females on discord (save your gasps)
>constantly feel inadequate
>assume they have multiple other guys giving them the same level of intimate attention right as you are
>distance yourself
>be alone

>>36610723
>Maybe you both already have someone that thinks about you like that!

You make me want to kill myself.

>>36611156
>assume they have multiple other guys giving them the same level of intimate attention right as you are
this is what kills my hope. and I only have one I'm talking to. FUCK

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>>36610267
>implying that women post on r9k

>>36611101
That doesn't matter to girls. They pick their one guy and only really care about him.

>I'll make a thread all about ME!

sage

>>36610723
You sound very familiar. Almost like a certain young black haired lady.

>>36611383
is she hot
Black hair is the best

>>36611283
That's kind of heartwarming.

>>36610228
if you kiss the pillow too, that is double mind rape.

>>36611406
You know the one, the one which we shall never speak of again, the forbidden one with her many orbiters.

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What the hell even is a Discord, I keep seeing it everywhere. Is it like Aim from the 90s?

>>36612108
It was what eventually replaced Skype/Vent for Video Game Chat, and it eventually just caught on with everyone.

>>36611156
>spend virtually every waking moment with grill on Discord
>she sleeps for longer then normal
>get worried she's talking with someone else and is just pretending to be offline

>>36611643
Piety?
If it's not Piety, I don't know who it could be.

>>36612305
Try a Miss Whore-An, the Beta Discord Queen.

>>36612325
Tell me about her. OP seems pretty sweet and sincere, whoever s/he is.

>>36612371
No anon, stay away. Its probably not OP, but stay away from her, only suffering and depression awaits you.

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>>36612404
I'm going to stay away. I just want some fap fuel. I had my heart broken in 2007 by a girl who strung me along for a year to ridiculous extremes despite having no real feelings for me. She really put me through the emotional wringer, and it was the first time I'd felt alive in years. Girls who fuck over guys emotionally with ambiguous behavior bring me back to those golden days of my youth.

>>36612490
No, I shall save your sanity anon, trust me on this. So many anons have fallen to the victims evil succubus ways. Its for your own good.

it's okay girl I wanna fuck you too and I'll come to another country if I have to

Why are trannies always the worst posters?

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>tfw none of the discord sluts would be your bf(girl(male))

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>join discord for fun
>the core group is a bunch of faggots constantly lewding eachother
>feel like an outsider
>leave discord

>>36612108
It's like IRC but more laggy and "modernized" meaning everyone has an anime avatar and can spam "emojis", see
>>36614310

>>36610228
Are you serious? you hugging your pillow thinking of someone doesn't effect him in any way, hug the pillow all you want

Even if it was a body pillow with his image on it it wouldn't be a problem, when you start plotting of stealing his clothes or hair to make it smell like him you have a problem

Tfw genuinely don't believe someone has ever hugged a pillow thinking of you ;_;

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>like guy on discord
>he likes someone else in the server
>only gets awkward around them, treats me as a funny friend
>his jokey flirting affects me and makes me crush on him harder
>have to bury my feelings and watch them flirt seriously

I can't get into discord severs, it's all just normies talking about vapid shit. They don't even play video games

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>>36616142
HAHAHAHA BACKPACK KEKED!

>>36616327
what did you mean by this anono?

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>>36616142
>tfw this is the situation I'm in but he's dating someone

>>36611114
I'm so sorry anon that must hurt. Are you sure they didn't just take it as a joke or something?

>>36611114
Are you a girl or guy? I still am not sure. All animeposters are gay guys right?

Anyway you can hug your pillow thinking of me and I'd like you more.

>>36610723
>>36611114
>tfw no one that appreciates you this much to give you affection
ah well I didn't need hugs anyways right?

>>36616256
video games are vapid shit, anon

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>>36616544
I think they did, and that's the worst part about it.

>>36616570
I am gay guy, and about 90 percent of anime posters are gay guys. sorry I couldn't be a girl for you.

>>36617057
I would hug you if I knew anything about you anon

>>36617175
Maybe potentially you can learn and be friends with me

>tfw friends with everyone in my server
>try to be super friendly and make everyone happy with a healthy dose of bantz and teasing
>read this thread
>some anon that is my friend may like me and I'm unknowingly torturing him and he will never confront me
>if he does I'll either explain that I don't crush on anyone and can't e-date anyone, or I'll be his bf so that he's happy and doesn't get depressed even though he's just my friend

I sure do hope none of you guys are in my server

>>36617305
>I'll be his bf so that he's happy and doesn't get depressed even though he's just my friend
Just pick this option anon. Get nudes and lewds. Cum a couple of times, have a good time playing vidya. Then to break up you start becoming more and more creepy or obsessed. The trick is to get them to break up with you. So you don't break their heart.

Take it from a professional.

>>36617305
hugging pillow =/= "pls be bf" it could just mean they really like you anon

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>>36617226
Well tell me about yourself then anon-kun

>>36617305
What is your server's name?

>>36617362
Post an email as I have to leave somewhat soon.

I'm a cyborg with a job and school. I think i'm nice and stuff, play vidya.

>tfw met cute boy over discord
>been buying him girl clothes and plan on visiting him in August
>talk to him every day and masturbate together
Is there any better feel

>>36617390
I-I'm afraid I can't say that anon I don't want to hurt anyone. It's why I don't trip or shill my server i can only give so much of my time to my friends and it's stretched rather thinly even now so more people won't be good for me desu

>>36617429
[email protected]

Friends old email they didn't want anymore and I use as a throwaway.

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>>36610228
>tfw did this because of 5 different people
>all from the same discord server
>started hating them all out of nowhere

i'm tired of this i just want the feels to go away, i know there's no hope for me and i know i'll die alone

>too scared to add people on discord from /r9k/
>too scared to join any servers
>too scared to play games with anyone
Maybe some day

>>36617597
I'll be your buddy anon post throwaway
>>36617607
Same to you

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>>36610228
I do this too anon, it's really cute! Sometimes I talk to him while we both cuddle our pillows! Kissing your pillow is even extra cute, I wanna give you a little head pat for being so cute!

>>36617624
i'd rather not do that
i just wanted to post feels

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>make friend on discord
>they're in a different timezone and we rarely get to chat
suffering

>>36617487
Whats your server for? Might ask for an invite

I got nothing better to do. Someone post a discord. I'd be happy to chat.

>>36617846
Just a general comfy r9k server anon, there's no theme except for fun and comf
but I think a lot of them browse r9k and if they see this thread they'll know what I said so sorry anon no invite

>>36617916
What about email

>>36616570
>Anyway you can hug your pillow thinking of me and I'd like you more.

Would stuffed animals count towards that too?

>>36617958
anon you could be one of the people from my server that I'm unknowingly tormenting I'm sorry

>>36617462
yes anon, being that cute boy

>>36618220
>tfw if I tired I could be a cute boy
>afraid of anal
I'm fine with domming him

>>36618185
I've only ever been in one other r9k server and left the day after joining.

>>36618264
Why not be cute boys together being cute? You can still dom even as a cute.

>>36610228
Yes, it's mind rape. Thinking about other people without their consent is not only wrong, but disgusting.

Imagine if every hot girl knew I was attracted to her? They would feel revolted!

You should apologize to him for his mind-rape.

>>36618305
But what if other boys try to go after me?

>>36618036
Yes that works too. Advantage of stuffed animals is you can put your penis inside them

>>36618330
You should apologize to every hot girl for mind raping them

>>36618339
Then you must stay committed to your cuteboy. He would appreciate you being cuter I guarantee it.

>tfw just found out my bf can hear me use my onahole through my mic
>i use it twice a day
>got it 3 months ago
W-what does this mean

>36610228
Your pillow is classified as a vegitized little person so I'm afraid you're going to have to step this way anon so we can line you up with the other rapist who have trouble discerning pillows from their actual crushes.

>>36610228
That wasnt supposed to be greentext damnit I missed one carrot why do you embarress me this way

>>36612108
its just like Aim but for redditors

>>36618460
I'll have to ask him. I don't know what he prefers

How do I obtain discord gf (female)?

>using discord and not irc

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GOD, would you homogays PLEASE go back to your containment boards!?

>>36618575
Be Chad. The only way to "obtain" female anything.

>>36610228
Ew, anon, stop thinking about me. I only like girls.

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>ITT: "I wonder if anyone would talk about me."

>>36618658
That's why every married man I see is a Chad? kek

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>meet a female on discord
>actually appreciate her conversation
>start to crush on her
>want to give her all of your love and attention, and spend nights on VC whispering sweet nothings into the mic
>know this would drive her away, instead opt to act aloof and douche-ish to keep them around, couldn't stand them leaving
>it works

I want the meme to end. Goddammit, I want it to end.

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>>36618702
>ITT: Roastie/faggot thinks s/he is a robot due to obcessing over a guy on discord

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>join random discord groups from 4chan or just general interest groups
>everyones a flaming faggot in the worst way or are orbiters
>leave

>>36618708
Every married man you know isn't loved by their wife.

Women marry for a lot of different reasons.

>>36619097
lt doesn't matter.

>>36610228
Well I hope you're pretty since I've been hit on by an ugly chick and it was T O T A L E M E N T D E G O U T A N T

>>36618421
I dont have a penis, sadly

can someone link me the r9k discords pls

>>36619463
But I do and I can hug (fug) a stuffed animal thinking of you

>>36619567
Thats sort of thoughtful, thanks

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>>36619945
So are we bf and gf now?

>>36612274
>spend literally every waking moment with my girlfriend on discord
>we even sleep together on voice
desu nothing beats waking up to a "good morning daddy" except hearing it irl

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>It's another "Anon uses anime girl reaction images and fake stutters in his replies in a tryhard attempt to be cute" episode

>>36612274
>>36620094
Where do you fucking normies find girls like this.
I talked to a girl for 3 days and now she hasn't come online on Discord the entire day.

FUCKING CHADS AND NORMALFAGS OUT

>>36620129
everyone is an adorable 2D girl here anon, you should know this.

>>36619960
Would you actually like to be?

>>36620366
I'd always want to give it a try, but I click with only a few people. Depends on what you are like and what common stuff we have.

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>>36618655

Which board is that?

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>>36620537
/trash/
/a/
/soc/
/d/

>>36620573

IT'S HUNTING TIME

hello
how do i make discord friends when i cant hold a conversation and am scared of social groups

>>36620677

you lurk until you can work up the confidence to interact with people.

>>36620677
Be my original nonscared discord friend

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>>36610228
>ywn have someone think of you like that
It's maddening. I really wish I could know what it feels like to be wanted.

>>36620382
Im a neet with some typical shutin hobbies. That sums me up well enough. How about you?

>>36620803

i don't know who you are and i don't have the confidence to approach you but i want you. sorry

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>>36610228
give me invites to the discords please ffs been looking for some new discords

>>36620265
Omegle with /soc/ tags, at least for me

>>36620929
That just makes it worse. For better or worse, it just sounds patronizing. Sorry.

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>tfw boy on discord messages you his feminine benis
Yesss

>>36610228
YOU'RE FUCKED ANON
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
I'M GONNA TELL THAT JEW THAT YOU LIKE HIM

KEKEKEKEKE

>>36621442
Which jew give me his discord id I wanna humiliate him

>>36621228

spoiler alert, a person like you with low self confiddence who you'd be happy with doesn't have enough self confidence to approach you just as you can't approach them

>>36610228
pls join our discord

/k7TTH

this is now an oregano comment y'all

>>36610228
it's fine, do what you need to do to express that attraction to him. eventually you might work yourself up to asking him out, who knows?

>>36621565
I always though low confidence people need someone who can supply a mix of positive reinforcement/tough love to get them up to speed. It's what I've been told anyways.

I've been fed that "You need to get you a girlfriend" line far too many times.

>>36621692

hard to get that when you don't really believe you have the ability to nor are actually capable of making another person happy. It's all about self esteem and getting some of it back

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>tfw no discord bf to help me with my real life issues so I become dependant on him and can never leave him

>>36621962

co-dependency is great, right?

>>36621962
I can be your discord bf if you want
I dont give good advice but if you want to hate on something I can hate on it with you

>>36621962
please be a girl(male) near the US west coast

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>>36622052
I'm in the Midwest but I'm a girl (male)
>>36622043
I don't need hate so much as help, but a little of that probably wouldn't be bad

>like guy on discord
>abuse myself for him
i like him a lot

>>36622287
>Midwest
Close enough for me, plus I like trying to help people

>tfw girl(male) but not far along enough where you look even remotely feminine
>also incredibly paranoid about strangers

Holy fuck I'm lonely and want someone to cuddle, this will be my death

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>>36620712
ive been waiting for months now
>>36620742
i wish it was that easy

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>>36612569
Hi I'm a masochist :D

Where are the suffering :D

>>36622454

Lets get you some friends

/M9BHs

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>>36622421
post your discord helpyanon

>>36620865
I play vidya a lot and like clingy girls desu.

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>>36621940
I know. I just want to make someone feel some genuine happiness around me that I can care about and do all of that cute love-y shit with.

>>36621093
soc? How do you find out they're a girl and gf-worthy? What's the script? I need some help here.

>>36622570
[email protected]
I'll email it but I have to go do something and I'll be back in a bit

>>36622613

i posted a discord link, let's find someone for you to talk to

/M9BHs

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I just want to make a girl happy and cheer her up every day.

>>36622796
I have to sleep for work soon. Plus I am so lonesome even simple chat messages make me anxious for some reason.

>>36622966

not closing the server, join whenever you want and i'll find somewhere for you

>>36622998
Alright then, I'll probably join in to have it ready

>>36622951
How would you do that? That sounds nice if youd be able to

>>36610723
Those codes don't work any more, new ones?

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>>36623222
I would talk to her every day and make sure she is happy when we are together!

>>36623319
Can you post your discord?

>>36622570
wamph#7951 if you're still around

>>36623507
Sure!
It's Meme Master#6478

>tfw brash jaded irl due to being tired of my solitude being incomplete and never having a gf
>actually a caring person but know for a fact revealing this side to females usually dries em up
>had a crush some time ago and don't want the same ride unless it doesn't degrade at the point of motivation
>fembots are either fat, exploiters or already taken/crushing on someone 99% of the time
This fact is about as hard to let sink in as getting over my last crush.

>>36623651
I think I recognize you, arent you from the yandere discord?

>>36610228
>mind rape
Thought crimes are fucking stupid.

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>>36624235
I probably ended up in there along time ago,but I don't see any kind of server anymore. Sorry to disappoint you anon.

>>36610228
>what if I kiss my pillow too?
>implying that you'd never dry hump your pillow

you know you've done it.

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I just talk to girls about cuddling and stuff on discord

That's all I want out of life anymore. Someone to love and cuddle.

>>36624318
Are you still an underaged shitter?

>>36625565
No anon,I'm legal now. I promise

>in big chat on discord
>grill there from another continent
>seen pic once, qt3.14
>tfw won't be able to even attempt anything because of distance

Need to get rich man