there are tons of lonely robots. there are tons of lonely fembots.

san luis Obispo
male
looking for vegan chicks only

I got a big brain and a fat cock and quick wits. As far as goblinoids go, I am quite handsome.

Enlightened beings only please! Applicants must look no older than 15 years of age.

>>36609954
fuck, I guess vegan dudes as friends tho I'm straight

>>36610041

Vegan dude here. sup

>>36609889
>location
porto alegre, brasil
>my best feature
I can have hour long talks about anything fictional
>desired feature on partner
must not be an orgiac degenerate

>contact info
satinlogarithm7 on steam

If we wanted to do that we'd be on /soc/ you normie
also
>fembots

25
M
Socal
Im kinda fit

>>36610057
not much, jacking off to this http://eluxemagazine.com/people/our-20-sexiest-vegan-women/
also listening to house on a hill by knockout kid
lol I AM straight tho

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>>36609889

>there are tons of lonely fembots
>

yeah right

>>36610057
u in san luis Obispo!?

>>36610142

>Explains to me his jack-off material

>b-but I'm totally straight, really!!!

I'm just playing, bro. Never heard of Knockout Kid. I'll give it a look

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>>36609889
>there are tons of lonely fembots

>>36610175

No, I hadn't even heard of that city until just now.

>>36610177
the best song is "knife fight in a phone booth"

>>36609889
>A
22
>S
Maryland
>L
Laurel

>Best feature
Good listener, open mind, patience

>Desired sex/feature
Well female, but males are cool too. Platonically though. As for features, I prefer brown eyes and just an overall chill person. Shit, I don't ask for much.

>>36610197
damn, theres these two qt vegan I thinks, we could go on a double date

19 Male, Colorado Springs

Physically fit

Pretty face

23/M/CA

I unironically have an 8 inch penis, but am too autistic to put it to good use

Desire something with a pulse. Any companionship would do.

>>36610210

I'm listening to it now. It's better than I imagined.

Sort of reminds me of a mix of Arch Enemy with Coheed and Cambria.

>>36610309
glad u like
orvaginala

Old Bridge NJ
Jew Fro/Blue Eyes
A Feminine chin

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>>/soc/

get the fuck out new fags and normies

There is a whole fucking board for this

>>36610309
there's a VEGAN STRIP CLUB in seattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOXuZwOEvM vegan chick

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there are lots of lonely robots
many, many dudes here

I'm not seeing much else. Just men. Even the ratio on /soc/ is like 6 men to 1 unattractive girl, and maybe 1 in 4 girls are attractive there.

Robots I know this isn't the topic but do you ever feel like we're dead, and actually in hell but still believe we're alive? There are just sooo....so many dudes

I play piano/guitar pretty well and I'm good at making people laugh (with my wit, not my retardation )

19/m/oregon

Girls only (mentally ill degenerates who think they're girls need not apply). Bonus if you like animu.

>>36610395
I mean portland

>>36610368

So, are you on AIM?

Even if not you can make an account in like 5 minutes.

I'm way too cautious to post anything like email etc here. Hope you understand.

>>36610394
/soc/ is fucking gay and full of dick picks and transsexuals

no one wants that

>>36610395
Do you mean Portland? we got 2 vegan strip clubs here now. (vegan guy here) I haven't been because strip clubs scare the crap out of me.

>>36610437
Yeah. Casa Diablo.

6 minute drive from my house.

Oh yeah

24, male, central florida

I am told by my mother that I am quite handsome. I read a lot.

>>36610440
i'll make 1

19/Male/Baltimore area

>Best feature
I tell extremely dark jokes at random times
>Desired sex/feature
Prefer nonbinary genderqueer with no family or relations. We can set up a time to meet in a dark alleyway with no witnesses.

I feel like I'm opening pandora's box here but...

20/F/Aus

looking for a robot boy to play steam games with (player unknown's battleground, Dota 2, Atlas Reactor, mainly)

Needs to be funny and sweet and generous.

>>36610224
>tfw when everyone but YOU get a reply
...why did I even fucking try?

>>36610528
virgin? dsdsadsadsadsa

>>36610512
my internet's terrible, so I cant even load the page
anyways you can email if u want @ [email protected]

>>36610528
>steam
>generous
hmm

>Best feature?
probably my humor or intelligence
>Desired feature?
a smart girl is all I'm fine with.

Fenale, California

>best feature
I guess my tits? They're 32DDs. I'm above average looking in general. But I'm pretty dumb! So there goes that.

Uh well I guess I don't want a fat guy or anyone circumcised.

I don't know what I'm looking for posting this... Anyway good luck everyone

>>36610547
Does it really matter?
>>36610562
I meant generous as in a good person!

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>>36609889
>A/S/L
23/M/Maryland (Middle of fucking nowhere, about 20 min from Berlin)
>>Best feature
I have hair like Zanza.
>>Desired sex/feature
Yes sex would be nice. But I would much rather like to find someone to subjugate to shitposting and my cringe folder.

>>36610224
>Laurel
You poor bastard.

>>36610142
>>36610177
>tfw these two are gonna rub their tofu dogs together and slorp up each other's vegenaise
I knew you earth-kissing health jockeys were queer.

>>36610592
Ferndale looks cool as fuck
I'm circumcised but prolly wouldn't bang u unless u were vegan

>>36610057
vegan here too lets start a vegan army

>>36610664
ok, there's my e-mail; let's make a chain letter gang, we can break rocks in the hot sun

>>36610592
I meant "female" of course...
>>36610639
Well I'm not looking to be banged considering that I'm a virgin. I know I said that I'm dumb, I guess that may have mislead you, but I'm not a vegan

>>36610639
too far for me anyways

>>36610592

Are you interested in platonic friends or just boyfriends?

>>36610592
I live next door, I see your sagging knockers and up you my sagging boxers, sandals and dick in the sand, losing my diamond somewhere on the beech, beech

>>36610777
Platonic friends moreso probably. Bf wouldn't work put and would lead to an upset most likely
>>36610818
Lovely, anon

>>36610905

Post an email. Throwaway is better if you care about your privacy.

I am only interested in platonic friends, nothing lewd.

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18, female, third world

No best feature. Ugly. Look like man.

I don't desire anything, everyone is terrible.

>>36610905
fuk u 2, bonehead

anyways, if u liked that song, check out my Spotify playlist "Endgame-Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy-Earth is our home."

>>36610958
I'll be willing to talk with you anon,I'm sure you are not horrible!

>>36611100
solja boy checkm

19
North italy
Romanian
Almost fit
Male
Best feature: good listener
Desired feature on partner:
Just be a real female, that's it

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Daily reminder that "fembots" do not exist.

This has been a PSA from the Akechi-Avatarfaggot

>>36611100
Not sure if you read it right, but I'm seriously very ugly, it's no joke my man. It's some bad stuff.

wouldn't know how to contact anonymously, but appreciate the reply

24
F
America

I'm a shut in my best feature is my skill at online games. Mostly world of Warcraft. Willing to play if you don't suck and are 110

>>36611292
Just make a throwaway email
I'll post mine so you don't have to post yours
[email protected]

>>36610592
kek the most obvious bait post of all time and four people have already responded

>>36609889
Best feature: not being a faggot and posting on r9k

>>36611384
B8 because I talk about my tits? I'm attractive enough, I don't think lying about it would be useful.
I can see why you'd think that but stranger things have happened.
I suppose I'm replying to b8 myself but I'm lonely and bored.
How are you?

>>36611405
fuck me now

>>36611326
alright, made one..

>26/M/SE USA
>Not ugly
>Female, anything

>>36611432
I'm fine thanks for asking, sweetheart.
Now then. How about you post a picture? You don't need to show your face, but you do know the rules, right: Tits or gtfo and so on and so forth.

Don't worry, we'll be nice.

>>36609954
I visited your town along with Cambria back in December. You guys have a liberal art school with thousands of hot, neon hair colored chicks. If you can't get a gf there you'll never get one anywhere

>>36610627
non virgin detected
I don't really care though kek
What city are you from?

>>36610958
Where in the third world?

I'm in the third world too.

>>36610224
drop that discord, you just described me

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>>36609889
>>A/S/L
23/M/New Zealand
>>Best feature
I'm nice and loyal.
>>Desired sex/feature
Kindness.

>>36611579
u don't have to insult me

>>36611629
Well, FINALLY.
I don't have a discord though..

18
Male
New York


Pretty fit and goofy as fuck (for better or for worse)


Female, gotta be goofy too man. Goofy males are also acceptable as brosephs to fuck around with.

>>36610528
I don't play those games, but I'd be willing to be friends if you're looking for one.

>>36610528
i will add you bby let me send you gifts bby i make you feel good

plz be white

ls y d n e y

>>36611672
pls
also, do you have a nice voice? and by nice, I just mean not bad. It's all I want

>>36611506
I'm not really in the mood to do this but you seem nice.
I had to crop it a lot to meet the file size, I'm sure there's an easier way around that but I'm incompetent. Hope I don't come off as a fatty.

Tell me more about yourself if you don't mind

19/m/germany

I'm pretty good with my hands, from creating(wood, metal, whatever) stuff to cooking stuff.

Someone (preferred female) to do romantic stuff with.

>>36611773
Well it's not nasally. So I guess that's good but then again I have a natural bias.

>>36610592
ay I'm in eureka and I like dumb girls let's kick it

>>36611671
Not trying to insult you, do you have any friends there? If not you may be at an advantage, go to some shitty local bands playing, interject yourself into groups saying "Hey I'm new here, you guys seem kinda cool. Mind if I hang with you for a little bit" and go from there. People in Commiefornia are super nice man

>>36611780
I understand completely. 4chan is like that sometimes. There isn't much to say about me. I'm on /r9k/. That says something right there. I think YOU would be a much more interesting topic. How about it? What are you doing here?

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>>36609889
6"1'
not a whiteknight/women hater
Full time STEM student
>20/M/austin

As for what I want? Someone to do cute couple things with. All she really needs is to be not obese.
I could post more stats, if anyone cares.
Email me at [email protected]

>>36611810
not circumcised or fat, but you never left contact info

>>36611806
so, how are we going to contact each other?

>>36609889
Belgium
male 26
I'm pretty good at a lot of stuff, funny, smart, slightly overweight with some muscles
Looking for a grill to sautee my sausage

>>36611856
>I'm on /r9k/
Well that leads me to believe that you're an unattractive social retard. So if you don't feel the need to change that interpretation I guess you don't need to say more.
You saw the pic, yes? Then I will delete it.

What am I doing here? I like the board, I like the general conversation. Not the soc threads like this but I'm still susceptible to them... Not sure what else to say

>>36611899
There's always another way! How about you make a throwaway email account first? We can take it from there.

>>36611594

Not sure if I want to say specifically, but it's in the Caribbean - you can probably take a guess really.

where are you anon?

>>36611760
>>36611581
I am in melbourne.

>>36611742
I can play other games too

>>36609954
>san luis Obispo
>male
>looking for vegan chicks only

Hi I'm a vegan boi
I live up in north California post your discord though let's make a vegan robot group because why not right

>>36609889
hawaii

exist

>>36611810
You sound cute. Contact?

>>36611324
America
18
Playing games and being clingy to anyone who gives me the slightest amount of praise.
A girl really,one that will put up with my clingyness and reward me with praise.

>>36611951
inv me senpai

>>36609889
Male. Sacramento, California.
An intense obsession with realistic space warfare is what I have and am looking for in a girl (female)

>>36611948
I'm in Melbourne too anon, what area? Eastern suburbs here.

>>36611888
>>36611953
How about you give me your contact? Though I don't have much info to go off of

>>36609889
18/F/Straya
>best feature
physically, I'm quite pretty, and I'm very intelligent and have read a huge number of classics and philosophy
>desired sex/feature
Another girl, no men-particularly not from this board. I don't fancy dating misogynists.
Well read please

>>36611979
Were you the nice anon on the rem/aya thread?

>>36611997
Yep, that's me. I'm the only person who posts about space warfare I think.

>>36611943
You're awfully bold, aren't you? You just assume I'm not making steps to change my life? I may not be the most social/attractive guy but I do have some hope believe it or not. And with that I'm planning to make a good life for myself by joining the Army. But I suppose we'll see what comes of that, eh? Ha.

Yeah, I saw the picture hidden behind that spoiler. Not bad all. Since you've confirmed your actually female, welcome to 4chan, babe. So, what are you plans for the future?

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>>36611991
>6'1"
>White
>Eyes that change between blue and green depending on the lighting.
>STEM student.
>Not a women hater nor white knight
>Non-virgin but only had one girl.
>Interests: programming/animation/music composition/writing
>Honest. If I want to date someone else, I'll tell you. None of that cheating cowardice.
>Doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
>Doesn't get angry and tries to listen to and trust people first
>Shaves daily
>Not the jealous obsessive type. You're free to do what you want and have privacy.

Contact me at:
[email protected]

>>36611991
Contact me I'm more fun.

>>36611981
I'm staying at a uni dorm in the northern suburbs, not too far from the city. Which one are you in this thread?

>>36611993
Let's be girlfriends anon, I hate misogynists as well. I still lurk this board constantly, though.

Kidding, you're way out of my league, but good luck. Hope you find someone.

>>36610287
What part of CA?

>>36612034

This cannot be real, this is so fucking cringe.

>>36609954
You're a normie if you're vegan lmao

tfw no argentina gf
why live ;__;

>>36612116
Uh, it's called effort, anon. Not all of us want remain social autists. Mistakes are bound to happen and you improve by doing. You should try it sometime!

>>36612034
Well I said that to show that you may like to claifiry things. I don't know if you took it as me being hostile haha, I suppose it's hard to interpret tone through text.
Anyway, that all sounds very nice.

Welcome? I guess 3 years isn't very long at all but I've wasted quite a bit of time here, I'm not necessarily a newfag.
I really have no idea about my future, I just want to become a better person than I am now. Career wise who knows.

>>36612125
Normies eat le bacon, and they don't have the level of critical thinking or empathy required to adopt a vegan diet.

>>36612101
Lol I hadn't made a post yet but anyway
>A/S/L
21/M/melb

>Best feature
Mildly attractive, love to cook

>Desired sex/feature
female friend who wants to play vidya

>>36612150
>full autism engaged

Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know.

Lern.

>>36611658
contact? you sound so innocent.

>>36612173
You've your way and I've mine.

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>>36609889

This is a good thread OP, I like learning about all my friends on r9k. Good luck anons!

>>36609889
21/m/OC, California

>best feature
above average in looks, genuinely nice person, pretty funny (according to myself), and I know how to act in public (so just copy me if we ever hang out)

>desired sex/feature
literally anyone that isn't a jerk or try to hit on me (both genders)

>21, Male, Sacramento CA
>Great Listener and Counsel, Chill
>Anyone really, female preferred

>>36611658
I used to live in New Zealand. Miss it so much. You sound like a good person, good luck.

>>36612168
Wow I just so happen to be a perfect fit for your desired features!

I'm not going to post my contact details in this thread for obvious reasons. So....
be a gentleman?

>>36611951
>>36611971
I second this

orgiano

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>A/S/L
25/M/US

>Best feature
I'm dead and I may or may not have have access to a lifetime supply of Sprite Remix

>Desired sex/feature
I don't care. I don't really sleep so I'm just trying to find a way to pass the time.

>>36612160
Nah, I really didn't. It's hard to gauge someone's intent behind a comment on the internet sometimes.

Oh, I had no idea you've been here for that long. I've been here since 2014 myself kind of off and on since my life is kind of in a state of limbo right, know what I mean?

To be honest, I don't really know what I want for my future to be honest. I just feel like the Army is a good choice since it worked out for my old man. Wanting to be a better person is the sign of an already decent person. So I'd say you are pretty close.

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>>36612206
[email protected]
>>36612237
It's a good country but we have our problems.

>>36611993
How well read? Female here

>>36611947
>you can probably take a guess really.
I wouldn't be so sure, I'm bad at this. Puerto Rico?

>where are you anon?
Colombia.

>>36612227
20/f/OC here!

let's be friends.

>A/S/L
19, male, Philadelphia.
>Best feature
I'm not as far gone as the average person on this board, more of a cyborg.
>Desired sex/feature
hetero female in the area, with good vision (uncorrected) and decent conversation skills.

>>36610592
What city in Cali?

>>36612239
Are you being sarcastic? I just wanted a female friend nearby I could play vidya with.

>>36612343
holy shit that description

REMEMBER "FEMBOTS"

DON'T BOTHER POSTING IF YOU'VE HAD A PENIS INSIDE YOU.

I tried to meet people from r9k I either got ghosted or flaked on.

Maybe someone will have better luck.
I admire your intentions op but, you may have overlooked the law of unintended consequences.

18/Texas/M
Innocence and purity
I just want someone who is kind and loving.

>>36612312
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Colombia/Jamaica/Crime

We're kinda close for crime stats, I'm surprised Colombia's stats aren't higher. Afaik it's got a pretty bad reputation for criminal activity, so...

>>36612327
im not that guy, but I travel to OC pretty often.
Contact info?

>>36612290
Yeah, sometimes I'm absorbed in this place for weeks and sometimes I don't go on here for a few days... I know I spend too much time on r9k though, the other boards I frequent aren't as detrimental.

Using flattery I see? I'll take it buddy. And yeah that should work out? If it's what you want to do it's the right thing to do as far as I'm concerned.
>>36612357
Somewhere in socal

>>36612366
i don't like glasses, all right

>>36609889
>A/S/L
23, Male, UK

>About
Sperg, pool your neetmoney with mine and live a quiet life with me, cuddling and playing games and watching anime and walking around at dawn and stuff. I'm not at all alpha though, sorry. I'm patient and calm though.

>Desired sex/feature
Female, neet, would help if also aspie.

[email protected]

>>36612387

there are no fembots in texas my dude

take my word for it

>>36612435
Oh....
You Never know anon,they might just be shy! I'm.sure they exist!

>>36610528
I haven't played dota in a while but I'm looking to find some chill people to play with. Anyone who'd be down to play feel free to add me
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062912979

>>36612456

ive been through like 30 of these kinds of threads ctrl+f'ing for texas and Ive never seen a single female

>>36612327
I'm down!

What parts of OC are you from and what do you like to do for fun?

>>36612471
Don't give up hope! Just keep searching for the right person and I'm sure you can find her!

>>36612365
Lol, what's the deal? Don't want to be friends anymore or something?

>>36612471
it's weird because I'm from a different continent and all the fembots i have met here have been from texas and each one of them was a very stable qt

texas has this weird power to create motherly/homely women that no other place seems to

cali has the worst fembots, all histrionic

>>36612411
>Somewhere in socal
Would you let an Asian male and an Asian female play with your tits?

>>36612395
Things are slowly getting better. There's still a lot crime, but it could be a lot worse and you usually don't see the worst part of it if you live in Bogota like me.

Where in Jamaica are you, Kingston? I don't really know much about Jamaica.

>>36612411
This place really does kind of bring one down. It's kind of why I try to stay away, but I always end up back here.

Not flattery, more like calling it as I see it, but hey, I can always take it back if you want, ha.

>>36612343
>good vision

....but why? You have me curious

>>36612513
I had assumed genetics.

>>36612505
Histrionic. I learned a new word, thanks anon. It's such a good word, too, very aptly describes my thoughts.

>>36612507
Never
>>36612511
Well I don't have much to go off of with that brief of a reply
Take it back if YOU want but my feelings may be hurt :'(

>>36612513
see >>36612420
never in my life have i been attracted to someone who wears glasses, i just can't do it

>>36612505

Yo dude hook me up with their contact deets

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>>36612556
But... it's just one feature. How can that throw you off SO much? What if they wear contacts?

>>36612400
>>36612487
discord is mac#2142

>>36609889
>18/M/Canada
>Passing trap, just skinnyfat enough for softer cuddles (6'2", 160lbs, mostly thighs, hips, a little bit of breasts, slight tummy chub)
>desires older and/or fatter female partners

21/M/USA

my best feature is my superior intellect

i want a dumb hot submissive slut who sucks cock with a smile on her face. MUST BE HOT and not just cute i will not settle for less

>>36612604
Holy shit I hope you're being a cringetroll.

>>36612604
I'm ready for your cock

>>36612552
Nah, don't sweetheart. I mean't what I said and I can't take that back.

You know, you can ask me some questions if you'd like. I realize that before I came off as evasive; that's just instinct for me. If you want to know about me, I'll answer what I can.

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>>36612638
>>36612552

can you guys shut up and talk through personal contacts?

>>36609889
>best feature
I go dumpster diving and make damn good meals with what I find


>desired sex/feature
male, happy to lick me out for an hour or so.
I haven't had sex in about 3 years despite my best efforts, because when a promiscuous guy comes up to me I'm disgusted.

25/F/Linkoping (that's Sweden dear)

I've tried an failed 60 times before what's 61 gonna matter.

>29 male straight hetero-normative
>Las Vegas,
>Hapa, but, my dad is asian and my mom is white.
>Something like a beta.
>Wide interests,
>full of stories.
>good tastes.

willing to just be friends and hang out on weekends.

I'm going to get hit on by a bunch of gays and trans aren't I?

>>36612578
yeah i forgot about contacts, should've just said glasses from the start.
it's kind of the female equivalent of the manlet meme for me, glasses seem to rob women of their femininity.

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>>36612420
>>36612556
>>36612532
...I mean I guess, whatever tickles you pickle man

>>36612053
You're like a faggot version of me

>>36612684
You sound like my kind of person but you're somewhere else in Europe.

Keep on that dumpster diving, that's cool as fuck.

>>36612684
How tal are you?? And Im 20, Am I allowed to date you???

>>36612684
Damn, I wanted to learn how to dumpster dive and I love giving oral but Sweden is like the opposite side of the world.

>>36612684
>I go dumpster diving and make damn good meals with what I find

Out of necessity or pleasure? I'm genuinely curious

>>36612684
I wouldn't mind visiting Sweden

>>36612597
Contact:
>[email protected]

>>36612695
I mean, are people actually serious with the manlet meme though? I would have no problem with shorter guys, can't see why others would.

It just seems really strange - and I'm not saying that defensively because I don't need glasses but... yeah, just weird.

>>36612657
Has a point
>>36612638
Drop your email if you're interested bb

>>36612772
not the person you're talking to but. you need to stop using bb. even ironically. just stop. I know a guy who won't stop talking like that to me, in an ironic kind of macho way and it's just so off putting. just speak genuinely, like a human being, not everything has to be ironic - just seems like you're too insecure to be genuine.

>>36612492
No desu, I don't think I do

>>36609889
>A/S/L
20/straight/Europe

>best feature

I have a lot of things to offer is some fembot is interested plus kinda cute
>desired
Female. Btw, Love above sex or at least equal.

>>36612719
20 is still a child to me.

>>36612737
I have some money, but not red meat/expensive fresh ingredients money. Like rice and pasta money.

>>36612848
You have to post your vag if you want us to know if we want to lick it for an hour

>>36612772
Alright.
[email protected]
Email anytime.

>>36612848
I'll hit 21 soon, give a chance! I could be the best boyfriend, Can I get your contact?

>>36612723
Oh, and there's not too much to learn. Find bins that are unlocked, go at night/more than na hour after the store closes, do your best not to be seen and bring a good light so you can inspect if any meat has clearly gone bad.
Also consider the weather. If beef was thrown out 2 days ago and the weather's been hot, you shouldn't risk it.

>>36612765
Forget the memes, I'm just looking for a point of comparison. I take it you're not in my area?

>>36609889

>21/f/USA
>tiny-ness
>male/long hair,big brains,mentally ill enough to love somebody as mentally ill as me

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>>36612882
stop posting...

You're embarrassing yourself

>>36612684
Finland here. I won't be your bf but I will pump and dump you. Sounds good?

>>36612911
contact info?
and how tiny

>>36610169
>>36610186
The only proper replies to this shit thread.
Short and delicate.

>>36612911
how negotiable are you on the long hair part?

>>36612911
I'm not live in the USA, would you date me anyway?

I'm
>>36612843

>>36610463
very true, hense why girls with quality's beyond noods come here. ewwwww at all the lewwwwwd

FEMBOTS JOIN THIS COMFY SERVER YOU ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!

Discord Code: yBpFVt5

>>36610463
Nobody cares, stop being a degenerate nigger who doesn't care about rules and go to your designated board.

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>>36612944
>ewwwww at all the lewwwwwd

>>36612940

my motto- the longer, the better. but ive been attracted to shorter haired guys before ...hair and eyes are my weakness

>>36610578
>smart girl
You do know those """smart""" girls are stronk independent wymmin who don't need no man?
Unless turbo Chad comes of course

19/m/germany

Fit people preferred, I did martial arts for a living and have dabbled in bodybuilding. Currently working in software development

Muscly girls are hot as fuck

>>36610958
Who pays for your internet usage?
Can you afford that?

>>36612843
so you would date someone outside of Europe?

20/m/sydney

Im an average guy with big ambitions, I just want a cute girl.

Only requirement
>don't be fat

>>36612975

you HAVE to agree /soc/ is fucking cesspool of nasty lewdness. bots at least have depth and knowledge

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I want a cheeki breeki gf who will squat around a campfire and tote around slavshit guns with me.

>>36613022
Yeah totally, I'd be willing to move if our relationship go right. Id like to leave my country anyway, I'm p stressed here.

>>36612959
why you have a pedo porn channel? I don't understand why the government doesn't take legal action against loli/shota

>>36612623
post face and i will appraise your value

I don't want a gf. I want a fembot to use as a sex slave and toy. Why is that too much to ask?

>>36613043
hmmm what's your contact?

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>>36613051
Hey anon, this is me 100%

>>36613065
[email protected]

I'm not from Russia, though I'm trying to learn this language

>>36612920
I don't like the implication that you'll use me sexually then leave. I don't want a net loss in the interaction.

22 y.o male Lookin for dude or chick to play WoW with. NA region.

>>36613087
you are not hot, just cute

sorry for your life. next

>>36613107
How is that a loss? You'll get sex out of it. I'll even lick you to orgasm. You'll feel happy and relieved when I leave.

>>36613138
I will hunt you down, anon. You can't do this to me.

>>36613138
There's literally nothing wrong with her. Why not give her a chance? Best case, you gain a friend or more and if not then you tried rather than just casting her aside. Aren't you a robot? Don't you know what it's like to cast by the wayside? How could you treat someone else like that?

>>36613170
Not him but I think you look pretty

18 girl (female) bc, canada
im really clingy
either sex is ok but i prefer femboys

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25
passing mtf
qt cis grills that like transgirls

>>36613221
You are not a girl. You are a freak of nature. Go back to /lgbt/.

>>36613273
You are an asshole, she's a real girl and I'd date if I didn't have bf

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>>36613273
Not her, but why do you have to be that way, dude? We're all robots here. If you don't want to be lonely any more then let down your guard. Stop being so hostile to other robots.

>>36612809
Smart boy. I was just gonna email you a picture of my hairy cock.

22 f aus
i smoke weed and watch a lot of documentaries
i just really want a friend more than anything

>>36613355
What city anon I'm >>36612168 melbfag

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>>36613221
>>36613286

Sorry but it's not the current year anymore, this is 2017, trannies must be purged

I'm an obese retard that should be tortured and killed. I'm actually ugly even under the fat and am hopeless at social interaction. I can't live or do anything for myself and I'd be more of a pet than a boyfriend.

Please pick me.

>>36613296
It's trannies who are hostile. They are the worst attentionwhores and shitposters. Like women but 1000 times worse.

>>36613154
The term "pump" just implies selfish sex, is all.
And what if I want more after, hmm?
Wat then

>>36613401
I am a 10/10 qt that will be loyal forever, wants to serve you, likes staying around the house, yet also open to adventure. Just send ur contact and social security number here and we can finally be together <3

>>36613399
>it's not the current year it's the current year
Makes sense.

>>36613401
I could actually take someone like you as a project. You'd be my pet and I would make you lose weight. After you have lost enough you will continue to be my pet but I'll also start fucking you.

>>36613273
>>36613399

Oh sorry I didn't realize this was normie hour..

>>36613425
Well if you want more then it's not a problem. We could be friends with benefits. I just don't want to commit.

>>36613428
It's just like my animes

>>36613487
I mean if that's what you want. The only other time I've ever lost weight was for someone else but I bloated back to a planet after we stopped talking.

>>36612684
>I go dumpster diving and make damn good meals with what I find
This is both repulsive and intriguing.

>>36609889
26/male/NYC
I can always find a way to make any situation fun and I am always honest

The only desire I have is that you get to know me and if it turns out you don't like me just tell me and not ghost me

Going to work so I won't check the thread but my Kik is Dangerzone211

>>36613425
>And what if I want more after, hmm?

yeeaaaa, that's gonna be more of a "you" problem. Good luck with that...

23 male Austria/Poland .
I have been told that im like a beautifull bear ,as in like i have pretty blue eyes and im hairy as fuck ,im not fat tho ,73 kg and 175 cm high . Also the people at my workplace often tell me i've got a good sense of humor and that i am generally fun to be around with .
I guess im just looking for some company ,preferably female so i dont feel any more gay than i already do .

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>26/M/Texas

>Unironically have nice hair(not normie hipster hair)

>Looking for some equally pathetic or higher bf-material

I'd settle for being just friends. Must be a true virgin robot in that case.

>>36609889
This thread is pathetic. There are not a ton of lonely fembots. Most "failed" women would rather be the side bitch to Chad than to date a robot. Those left, that could maybe be called "fembots", are very few and far between.

>>36613794
>implying I'm not a Chad looking for a side bitch

20
M
Norcal
Kinda fit/not immensely autistic (can hide power levels)

22 M Canada
I have decent money
dont be fat

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>mfw im in some southamerican shitty country and contactfagging doesn't even matter
i just want some cool friends to play games with

>>36610186
Tons because they are all overweight

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So, anyone from Moscow?
23, male.
I think I'm not that ugly.

20 f Germany
having no friends
please dont be looking for gaming partner

>>36614438
What are you looking for in a guy? Also, are you fat?

>>36614516
Im skinny af, probably too skinny for some people.

I dont really know about the guy, it depends on wether its a real contact or some online chatting with a foreigner or something.

>>36614438
Deutschanon here

Contact info?

>>36614584
will nicht wirklich was oeffentlich rausgeben, falls das hier archiviert wird oder so. ansonsten hier als wegwerf-chat:
http://stin.to/q0ika

>>36614570
Neighboring country male here. I'm not looking for a gf though so probably not what you're looking for. Unless you are interested in being a sex slave.

>>36614570
What's ur contact info? I don't even play VG I have more productive hobbies.

>>36614650
what would that include?

>>36614664
could post you skype or sth similar here, dont want to post public
http://stin.to/fsvqz

>>36614724

I don't use Skype but I have discord

Pez#0349

>>36614724
Something like, I come over and book a hotel room for a night. Then inside the room I will do anything I want to you. I'll even pay you if you want. If you like the idea of being a submissive whore.

>meet robot on thread
>talk on kik/discord/skype/what have you
>develop relations
>meet up and have babies
>children ask how you two met each other
>nepalese basket weaving forum

meeting people off r9k, not even once.

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