Are you like me, robot? Lets compare each others. > male

>had a gf
You're not a robot. You're a parasite normalfag who needs to be purged.

We're pretty similar, OP. You should listen to Joan Crawford. It's my favorite BOC song.

>>36606438
> male
> 21 yrs
> 5'10
> purest white
> fat fuck
> no social media
> did well in trade school
> several gfs, virgin
> no instrument
> i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qNW_jN8WZQ
> favorite artist/band: sick puppies
BONUS:
> INTJ
> I hate dogs and cats
> lvl 75 combat in osrs
> no depression no weed

>>36606527
i had a gf when i was 17, only lasted 1 month, she went with other dude. I've been alone since...

Fuck off roastie

>>36606438
>only had one gf
>had gf
out you go, chad

>>36606438
>> latino

Sorry El Chado, /r9k/ is a white nationalist incel board. Off you go.

>>36606785

> El Chado

Holy shit, my sides...

I've been told in a lot of different ways but this hahaha nice one m8

>>36606667

Well... atleast we can play osrs together someday...

>coping with depression smoking weed
dude weed fuck off

>>36606854
rip no memership

>>36606438
>female
>20 yrs
>tanned white
>thin with okay butt and ugly face even with makeup
>have social media but don't use it
>not in uni or college
>no bf ever but went on a few dates
>no talents at all
BONUS
>I like hiking and camping
>also like animals
>bit of a tree hugger
>depressed
>alcoholic but I think smoking is gross

>>36606967

Mine is ending today, what a shame :(

At least i have 5.8m ready for a bond... or if i get some irl money i can get a month membership :)

>>36607068

Camping is awesome femanon, it's a shame where i live no one does that kind of activity (desert)... i used to drink a lot of alcohol (beer and tequila) in the past but meh, only bad memories...

> male
> 20 yrs
> 5'11
> white
> turbo-skeleton
> doing ok at uni
>Good at math and science, everything else is ok
> no gf ever


BONUS:
> INTP
>No drugs except caffeine
>Have forgotten most of my hobbies/interests

>>36607192

Well... atleast you are doing well in school, keep it going anon. :)

>>36606438
>Latino
Do you drive a car with hydraulics?

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>>36607313

I DON'T HAVE A CAR, ROBOT.

>cis gender male
>31
>170 cm
>no gf
>have a job
>filthy flipo
>virgin
>not using drugs, not even caffeine
>1.50 GPA when at uni
>cyborg

>>36606438
Hell yeah im exactly like that

>male
>27
>balding (shaved head and beard, so it doesn't look THAT bad)
>awkward
>kind of chubby
>good education but shitty job
>live with parents
>don't have a car, take the bus everywhere
>borderline alcoholic
>no interests anymore. I get home from work, browse 4chan, and drink 3-4 nights a week until I fall asleep.
>I don't know what happened to me, I used to almost be a chad.

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>>36606438
>20
>male
>5'10
>get autismbux

Alls I do is play vidya hang with some bros and ride a motorcycle all day. Feels good man. Go to gym on occasion too.

>male
>23 yrs
>5'6", possibly less
>latino, look distinctly arab
>bacne left my back/shoulders looking like the fucking moon, can't take shirt off
>no social media except snapchat which I use mainly with online friends
>barely about to transfer to uni and might not even make it, and if I do it will be with a major I regret and don't know if I can change
>leaving San Diego, the paradise of infinite opportunity, for Arcata, a place with some trees and two and a half bars
>never had a gf
>everyone thinks I've been laid, lie to everyone and myself about it
>no money
>too lazy to get a job
>textbook dismissive-avoidant
>spend recent days getting close to pretty girls on discord servers then fucking it up
>mounting anxiety for the first time in my life as a rush of realization about how weak and vulnerable I am topples my traditional arrogance

BONUS
>entp-A
>lowkey disturbed by putting my dog down a couple months ago
>weed gives me anxiety now
>socialization gives me anxiety now
>no money
>can't wait to be a fuck up in uni
>increasing sensation of being a scared, confused little boy standing before an indifferent world that moves faster than I do

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>male
>21
>average height
>kind of fat right now but working on it
>doing awful at school
>KHV
>play guitar
>126 combat in osrs (get on my level nerds)

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>Male, 19
>Half white half Mexican
>Still living at home but will be hopefully be moving into a dorm in August
>5'7'' with a decent face
>Skinny
>Girls think I'm cute but in a little brother sort of way
>Only social media I have is to message a few of my close friends from high school
>Kissless Virgin
>Learning guitar
>Can draw decently but only with references
>Used to skateboard but stopped because I don't like going outside
>Never had trouble with school and got solid Bs without ever studying or doing homework
>2 gfs in my life
>Got dumped by one because she could tell I had no interest in her and dumped the other because she was a huge fucking downer to be around
>Into crazy stalker girls that want nothing more than to be with me
>Favorite movie is An American Werewolf in London
>Favorite band is The Smiths

>>36606438
Ok lets compare
> male
yes
> 22 yrs
no
> manlet
no
> latino
no
> fat fuck
no
> no one cares about me in social media
no
> doing bad at uni
no
> only had one gf
yes
> plays an instrument (drums)
yes
> i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4 [Embed]
no
> favorite artist/band: RAMMSTEIN
no
BONUS:

> INFP-T
no
> I like dogs and cats
yes
> lvl 107 combat in osrs
Yes
> copping with depression smoking weed
No

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>>36606438
>Male
>Roughly 50 days
>everyone is the same height
>Fit as fuck, depending on what I wear
>decent placement on Hi-scores
>doing great at Exam center
>bought multiple gf's
>played the lyre once
>I like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDX8_lnt5Sg
>favorite artist/band: Olaf the Bard

>>36606438
5ft8
Slim
Balding
Aero engineer
Been with the same woman since I was 13

Lifes good

>>36606438
are you buying gf anon? i'm lvl 72 and need a sugardaddy to buy me a gnome scarf


pls

>>36608781
if your not an ironman get the fuck off this board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36606438
>Having any social media account at all
Pretty normie...

>Had a GF
Yeah, definitely a normie.

Pls go. Also you are probably an NMZ prod and under 2k shitter

>male
>18 years old
>6'1
>white
>thin
>no friends, irl or online
>never had a gf
>don't play an instrument
>favourite band: joy division

>>36610471
FEELING FEELING FEELING FEEEEEELLLLLIIIIING

>>36608821
>been with the same woman since I was 13
Holy shit that sounds top comf I'm happy for you anon good job you did it you made it

>>36608735
Cats are cute I like them too dogs are good too I guess

>>36607978
>kind of fat but working on it
I'm proud of you anon good luck

>>36607909
Stop with the weed and try hard in unit you'll do fine I know you will

>>36607450
>noko
Don't you post on fit or am I mistaken

>>36607068
I FUCKING LOVE TREES

>>36608781
The lyre is cool you sound cool

>>36610721

you seem like a very chill dude, helloooo

>>36606438
holy heck
>male
>20 yrs
>manlet
>no social media
>plays on instument (guitar)
>INFP
>maxed zerker in osrs
>have a dog and like dogs and cats
>depressed

but im white, not fat, never had gf, and am doing reasonbly well at community college

>>36606438
Same
20
189 cm
Nord mutt (nor+swe)
90 kg
Same
Same
Same
None
Lol
Sabbaton but rammstein is not bad
The carpenter guy
Same
124 (70 pray) grinding for augory so i can pk better atm
Coping w/ alcohol

>>36606438
>male
>21
>6'4"
>white
>too preoccupied with my thoughts and writing to eat these days
>don't use social media
>dropped out of high school
>have no friends or relationships
>play piano, guitar, drums and sing, got a few albums out consisting of ambient/industrial/neofolk/noise mixture
>i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua7TfcxJqRU
>favorite artist/band: richard d james, current 93
>not a big fan of MBTI, i think i got INFP
>i love all animals
>played RS from 2004-2007
>not coping, alcoholic

i hope i did this right

>>36606438
>male
>19 yrs
>6' 1"
>white
>205, want to lose 10 more pounds (was 255 last year)
>professional shitposter on various facebook groups
>living with my parents doing just about nothing
>have internet gf, only gf I've had
>plays the bass guitar
>I like a lot of songs
>favorite artist/band: Been listening to a lot Red Fang's self titled album a lot it's pretty good

BONUS

>ISFJ last time I took it I think, don't remember really
>I like dogs more than cats but like them both
>don't play very many videogames
>use heavy weights to smother my feelings of inadequacy

Male
22
White, skinny, average looking but tall
In a shitty college with no future
Jobless
Gfless
Not virgin but i dont get laid since two years
Have some friends and can talk with girls
Like reading and writing
Scared about my future a bit because i cant into long term planning
iSTP
Interested in singing as a hobby
Actually kinda like life but hate working

Im the definition of cyborg.

>>36612531
>>36612774
>>36613191
>>36613291

You guys seem like good persons.

Well, keep it strong buddies.

> male
> 22 yrs
> 6'2
> White
> Bit overweight but not really noticable
> no one cares about me in social media
> did pretty well in college, trying to get into med school
> never had a gf, never kissed a girl
> don't play an instrument

BONUS:

> INTP

>>36606527
some robots have had gfs that failed when they were younger m8. I had one when I was 17. 23 now and haven't had one since

>>36606438
>male
>23
>neet
>240lbs
>5 10
>dumb
>idiot
>pretty sure I have tism according to my mom
>useless
>hs dropout
>like lvl 70/80 something in rs haven't played in awhile

>male
>18 years
>skinnyfat
>no social media cause I don't want to be spied on
>never had a gf
>have a cat
>am qualified captain
>favorite band is saga

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> male
> 20yo
> 6'1''
> white
> a little chubby
> dont use social media often at all
> dropped out of college
> only had one gf (current gf, /internetgf/)
> dont play anything, played piano/guitar as a kid because my parents made me
> I like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoH6wKA-nNo
> favorite artist/band: Brand New I guess?

BONUS:

> INTP
> I like dogs, cats are ight
> Just started an Ironman account on OSRS
> Coping with depression by being sad

Rate /mylife/ anons?

>>36606438
>male
>20 yrs
>manlet
>mulatto
>fat
>no friends IRL or on the internet
>dropped out of high school
>dropped out of vocational school meant for retards and losers
>never had a gf
>only play vidya
>my musical taste fluctuates but i mostly listen to electronica
>don't have any particular favorite artists but if i must say one it would be Lone
BONUS:
>schizoid so i'm outside of MBTI
>it's sometimes nice to pet cats and dogs, otherwise i don't really care about them
corvidae and rodents are my favorite animals, capybaras are the cutest.
>i don't play osrs but i'm lvl 52 on battlefront(2015)
>not depressed and not using any drugs

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>>36606438
>male
>19
>lanklet
>mostly white burger mutt
>skelly
>no social media
>no uni, neet
>no gf(ever)
>no talents
>i like this song
http://youtu.be/rMrBWwEMA7w
>favorite bands: death in june, foetus, prurient
Bonus
>i love dxm and ketamine
>I haven't gone a day without smoking weed for six or seven months
>i dont know if im gay or not
>also want to kms everyday

>>36615717
Forgot to include
>infp

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>>36606438
> mtf
> 29 yrs
> former chad
> latino culture but take after german side of the family
> slightly chubby former athelete
> no one cares about me in social media but have followers
> left uni from nervous breakdowns
> had 4 gfs 2 bfs
> barely learned to play guitar
> i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQ2jGUNSck
> favorite artist/band: DaftPunk, The Prodigy, Chemical Brothers

BONUS:

> ENFP
> I like dogs and cats
> 99 fletching, cooking, construction, 95 smithing working on 99
> many diagnoses 420 blaze it faggot

>>36615717
this post gave me a boner
yeah you're probably gay

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>male
>6'1"
>216 lbs
>don't have a fat stomach, just big legs
>ugly
>glasses
>bit of acne
>undercut
>never have gel in
>wearing a christmas vest in April
>jeans and Nike Air Max
>aspergers and depression
>bronchitis
>stoner
>don't smoke cigs though
>KHHV NEET
>20yrs old
>white (75% Dutch and 25% German)
>bags under eyes and dead eyes
>green eyes

>>36616330
you sound autistic as all hell, i'd chill with you

>black
>25yo
>fat
>kv
>acne
>postgrad student
>mostly been listening to a lot of brethren, fiery furnaces, and roy montgomery recently
>one irl friend

>INFP
>have two cats
>haven't been disagnosed with any mental illnesses
>drink maybe once a fortnight
>use stims and psychedelics

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>>36616252
I think I might need someone to h-help me confirm that before I can be sure first

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>>36615717
hi cupcake! Im responding directly because i think i was in a similliar situation like you

>boy
>turned 20
>1.83m
>white
>skinny
>no social media (besides whatsapp and LINE, and gaming platforms like steam, etc.)
>no uni, applying for jobs
>got a preperation thingy where i earn around 300-400 Euro a month while i literally do nothing but go to "school". Just chilling, sometimes actually lessons and rest of day is writing applications
>talents? Idk, my talent is that i dont know what talent i have or my talent is having a good common knowledge
>i know im gay now because i have a boyfriend and he sucked my dick
>wanted to kms everyday too but got out of this phase, actually got up and did my shit. And this way i also found my boyfriend.

Just take care of yourself. Im still skinny. Im still ashamed of it. Im also very very pale but my boyfriend didnt mind that. And that kind of woke me up. Gave me strenght. Because everyone has their little problems. Get up, do your stuff. Apply for jobs/futher education! Dont let yourself hanging down when you get declined. Keep moving. Have fun.

>>36616330
I'd hang with you.
am Dutch as well

>>36616470
Thanks anon, you made me feel a little bit better

>25
>fat as fuck
>spic
>small dick
>virgin

Maybe my dick is small because I'm fat but who knows. I lack the will power to lose weight.

>>36616386
Anime poster, does the stutter thing.
yea checks out, you're gay.

Sure why not, let's go.
> male
> 26 yrs
> 5'7"
> White
> just within normal weight (heavy side)
> no social media
> dropped out of college
> No relationships
> No instruments

BONUS:

> Istp-a
> I like cats
> never played osrs
> Would not say I'm depressed, no weed

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>had a gf
>gf
>gf
>gf

FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUXK OUT OF MY BOARD THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME WE TELL YOU GET OUT!!!

REEEEEEEEEE

>>36606438
>male
>20 years old
>manlet (5'7 / 170 cm)
>white
>normal weight, pretty muscular
>kinda popular on social media
>doing great at uni
>never had a gf, only had sex once in my life
>don't play an instrument
>that's indeed a good song
>favorite band: don't have any

BBBBONUS
>ENTJ
>I like dogs and cats as well
>110 cb in osrs and maxed in rs3
>don't have any severe psychological issues

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>>36606438
> female
> 18
> 5'2
> Slavic/Korean
> 99lb
> 1 follower on twitter
> Doing well so far in linguistics
> never had a bf or a gf [irl]
> I can draw, no instruments
> i like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjt4UlRQFeg
> favorite artist/band: Streetlight Manifesto

BONUS:

> INTP-A
> I like dogs and cats
> Never played runescape
> No drugs, minor alcohol

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>>36606438
>> male
Check.
>> 22 yrs
Check.
>> manlet
Just below average height. I don't know when it's specified a ''manlet''.
>> latino
White.
>> fat fuck
Skinny fuck.
>> no one cares about me in social media
>even using social media
>> doing bad at uni
Dropped out, got a job.
>> only had one gf
>having had a gf
>> plays an instrument (drums)
Guitar a bit, but that's so long ago at this point, it's not even worth mentioning.
>> i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4 [Remove]
It's alright.
> favorite artist/band: RAMMSTEIN
No idea. Poison, maybe? The Donnas? I like a song or I don't.
> INFP-T
I'm not even gonna pretend with this self-diagnosed bullshit.
> I like dogs and cats
They're alright.
> lvl 107 combat in osrs
Didn't it only went up to 99? My highest was fishing, around 68/69. Ahhh fishing on Karamja, in the non-members square meter, those were the days.
> copping with depression smoking weed
Coping by crying. Also not gonna pretend to have depression.

That was fun.

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>>36617219
FFS GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY

>>36617219
I don't understand why you're here. Original.

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>>36606438

>male
>21
>173m (5'67ft)
>white
>normal weight, seems "muscular" only because i've no fat
>on social media but no one cares
>will probably drop uni in a few months
>never had a gf, virgin,
>no instruments, no talents but can at least run 10km (6.2 miles) without problems
>i like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-3slx9SY1s
>favorite band: Radiohead

Bonus:

>INTP
>I hate dogs and tolerate cats
>Last vidya i played is Hotline Miami 2
>possibly autist or schizoid, completely apathetic
>minor alcohol, could drink more but i hate being drunk
>Favorite book: Whatever by Houellebecq

>>36617527
good news for you: 173 cm is actually 5'8. Hopefully your day is a bit better now.

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>>36606438
>male
>18yo
>5'10''
>korean american
>was skinnyfat, getting /fit/
>normie friends keep telling me to post shit on instagram
>doing good in uni but stressed out. physics test in 2 hours
>had this girl I loved who moved far away.
>into music production
>I like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cipO8qb80zg
>favourite band : anco

BONUS
love dogs and cats too but don't wanna afford their food and everything, not just yet
smoke weed everyday

>>36606438
> male
> 20 yrs
> tall
> nordcuck
> trying to get /fit/
> I stopped using social media a while ago
> trying to get into uni
> never had gf or had anyone attracted to me
> Piano and writing
> I like edgelord punk metal, video game music and classical.
> I like this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5uXsD-aVo

BONUS:

> INFP-A
> Love animals, but they literally try to kill me all of the time
> lvl 37 combat in osrs (f2p nub, range/ 2h pure)
> Not depressed, no weed or alcohol

>Male
>Recently turned 21 today
>5'9
>Average build
>White
>Only social media is Snapchat and it's only because I got bullied into using it
>Rarely even open it
>Currently have a gf
>Have a small office job
>I play nothing, but I can whistle
>I like this song
https://youtu.be/VN1Zi841NHA
>Don't really have a favorite artist.. MF DOOM?
BONUS
>INFP-T
>I like model kits
>I like Gundamu

We are alike I think? But I wish for a good life for you, OP.

>>36606438
male
22
6'4"
white
lanky sort of skinnyfat
only have fb so people dont think im a cannibal, never post or have photos
dropping out at the end of my 5th year of uni next week
no gf but have hooked up with 8 girls (sex with 2), all low tier in some way
do vocals for a punk band
i like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTmN4Ut7Ez0
favorite band: death grips

bonus

don't believe in meme personality shit, always get different answers but i guess intj is the most common for me
i like dogs and cats but dont want to be a pet owner
never played runescape
not depressed, don't believe in memetal illness but i smoke cigarettes and drink all day every day

i doubt we'd get along desu, i like being by myself

>>36617067
Sounds good anon, any contact info?

>>36606438
>male
>19
>5'11
>white
>chubby
>average social media, 600 FB friends, 10 of them I care about
>Doing okay-ish in uni
>Only one gf
>Plays guitar
> I like this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuphOxBX8YI&list=PLXT-QApzqHiD5KB1moSIEq_rVn27XE0LA&index=16
>Favourite artist: Rammstein
>Vidya fag

OP you seem cool, got some shit in common

>>36618945
her Discord is Piety#0537

>>36619317
>posted her discord on /soc/ and /b/

DROPPED.