Post things about you that sound fabricated: I had intercourse

>>36604326
Which one tell me
Orig

I won prom queen back in hs

>>36604326
explain yourself, Opie.

>>36604326
was it jennette mccurdy?

my thing
>i have a lot of natural charm and charisma

>>36604404
>>36604431
I was a writer. She was the vessel for my deepest yearnings

>>36604454
FUCKING TELL US WHO

>>36604326
I just graduated from a 4-year college with two BS degrees and no student loan debt, the school actually ended up paying me $7k over the years, not counting the money I got from my work study job.

I had a gf
We only cuddled though

>>36604326
>Post things about you that sound fabricated: I had intercourse with a cast member on a Nickelodeon TV show

I damaged both of my nipples in unrelated accidents

>>36604326
Back in 2008 I won 300k in the lottery. Most of it went to into savings.

>>36604500
Our bodies intertwined in lustful passion and heartfelt desire, her creamy skin enveloped my thoughts

>>36604563
Are these supposed to be hints or something

>>36604652
he said he was a writer, he's just making up an autistic story

>>36604555
savings in a bank or savings in an investment portfolio?

>>36604326
I can believe it. Starlets get pimped out all the time. That you, Dan?

Mine:

I'm literally an autistic savant.

>>36604665
I was a writer on Victorious

>>36604791
I knew Dan and he was annoying and unprofessional

>>36604326
I don't like anime or video games but I do like sports

>>36604326
That kind of thing isn't really fabricated is it?

I COOPED Audrey he he. Also, I'm in my 50s but like to use the internet

>>36604326
Once when I was at an R.E.M. concert thirty yards from the stage, Peter Buck looked over at me and wouldn't stop staring for about ten seconds before I nodded him away because it was weird. A couple of years later I was sat on the bog in my brother's house and reading Q magazine and there was an interview where he brought it up, going on about some clock as well. I hate them now.

>>36605239
>brought it up
What did he say