>mind my own business
>doggo comes running over
>owner thinks it's adorable
>want to kill doggo and beat her over the head with it
why do normies want to impose on innocent people so much?
>>36597626
Pls pet me tho
Why didnt you hit it?
>>36597626
>minding own business
>dog comes running over
>owner feels entitled to a conversation
???
>>36597626
lmao wow dude you need to chill why are you even upset that there's a dog near you
>>36597626
That's her way of trying to meet guys
>>36597626
As a postman, I have encountered numerous hell-bent mongrels whom have felt the full wrath of my steel toecapped boot of justice and redemption.
The keepers and masters of hounds fear me as I walk with full entitlement along pathways marked as pedestrian usage.
I make eye contact with my unfortunate goes and engage with vigor.
>Engarde Dog, for it is you whom will feel the peril of Thor (My boot). I then proceeded to reel back my leg as though about to kick a ball used in elegant sport and proceed to follow through with the force of a thousand horses.
No dog is safe from I.
>>36597626
EDP mah nigga is that you?
>>36600956
Teach me your fearless ways o master