Any of you guys ever met a girl who would have been the perfect

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I haven't met a lot of girls

The pro's of living in the middle of nowhere

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>>36597095
>Screwing up on the first date
>too afraid to ask her out
this is me all over

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There was a girl who I had an online relationship with. I liked her because she was into noise rock and didn't seem to care about how autistic I acted. She couldn't make it on the first date because of work and the second time she had to take a friend somewhere. I got the feeling she wasn't interested in me so I stopped messaging her

>friend fixes me up with his cousin
>she meets me at the door
>huge boobs, wearing a dress more aptly called a shirt, long blond hair
>take her out, never all her back
>she was so good looking she later became a stripper in Vegas
yeah, I'm a faggot

No. She just outright rejected me.

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>>36597095
>Girl I met in my Sophomore year of college was clearly into me
>Clearly had commitment issues and an aversion to intimacy
>Just sort of had passing moments of closeness that she firmly wouldn't let grow into anything
>Told me she was moving out of state to, ironically enough, my home town after the semester.
>Had to settle for drunkenly fooling around before she left
Could have been worse. Could have been a lot better.

>>36597279
>she later became a stripper
bullet dodged

>>36597877
Maybe, but if I had wow'd her with my /r9k powers she would have never turned to that way of life.