>tfw my dad watches porn on his computer in his room with

it's only going to get worse for him if he doesn't find a replacement for your mum

>YEAH FUCK MY PUSSY
>CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
It could always be worse. Just be glad it's not your father saying these things.

Maybe he wants you to know, so you don't accidentally walk in.

Or maybe he wants you to join in

>>36597092
Sounds to me he wants you to walk in on him and suck him off

how old is he? is he hot?

Buy him a pair of headphones. Nice ones. That's the least you can do for being a neet leech. The ghost of your mother must be so sad to watch her son make stupid frog threads about her husband who is staying faithful who is only trying to enjoy himself in her absense until they reunite which will probably be soon from dying of embarssment over his failure son.

do the same thing back to him

jam out the loudest father x son incest porn you can find and scream your father's name while you kick the walls from your room like you're getting exorcised by hundreds of adderall pumped sex-crazed demon frogs getting put through a rusty woodchipper

>>36597092
Maybe you should hook him up with a suck? Is he hot? He might even want to fill ya boipussy up

>>36597149
Legitimately kekd

origami

>>36597182
THIS follow this anons advice

>>36597092
Now follow mine jerk off in the room with him while he has headphones on or at least cam him fapping

>>36597092
Are you fucking serious I never ever heard of that

>>36597182
>staying faithful
>jerks it to millions of chicks on the internet

Yeah, how faithful of him.

>>36597177
He's 49, and no, not hot unless you're into balding dudes with dad bod.

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>>36597190

this is the only correct answer

make sure to moan "daddy"

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>>36597182
You're fucking savage, anon

>>36597249
post a picture please. your story turns me on

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>>36597092
>tfw dad visits shady porn sites and downloads viruses on his shitty laptop for the hundredth time
>asks me to clean it
I am too embarrassed to teach him how to browse safely
Should I just install linux on it?

>>36597304
Holy shit this is awkward.

Yeah you should install linux in his machine.

>>36597092
>not getting high on meth and jacking off with your dad while sitting on exercise balls covered in your own shit
ah, where does the time go /b/...

>>36597417
Does meth make fapping better? Fapping on acid feels amazing. My whole upper body felt like it was orgasming.

>>36597304
Did your dad ever teach you how to piss and wipe your ass? Did he ever teach you an valuable skills? Knowledge is a gift anon. Teach your father how to fish.

>>36597569
But how should I do it?
Just say to him he should use xvideos or something?

>>36597092
You should link him to motherless, seems more appropriate.

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>>36597772

i laughed

fuck you

>>36597511
on acid I felt like my whole body was orgasming non stop even if i didn't touched my pee pee, never tried an actual orgasm on LSD