>accidentally destroy my penis by smashing it between my thighs

>>36596776
I think this story needs a little more detail

>>36596776
If I were you I'd worry about penis inspections day

>>36596776
Are you The Hulk?

>>36596805
>I think this story needs a little more detail
I mean there's not much to say
a few months ago I was wearing really tight jeans and undies while sitting and I crossed my legs
My penis was between my legs and I accidentally smashed it, I heard a pop when my balls broke open
doctors said my penis is irrepairable, I have to be a girl now

>>36596816
I know this is a meme, but in my country we actually have penis inspections for every adult male because of mandatory conscription.

>>36596882
>I heard a pop
This post is gonna give me nightmares

>>36596816
yeah same in my country
it's also present in some highschools

>>36596882
Pics or didn't happen, jesus fuck you tell us you crushed your penis by sitting and expect us to believe it right away?

>>36596882
I'm not buying this, anon. Smells like horse shit to me

>>36597176
>Pics or didn't happen, jesus fuck you tell us you crushed your penis by sitting and expect us to believe it right away?
You can choose to believe it or not

>>36597327
I choose to not believe in such nightmares

>>36597327
You were the one who posted the thread here, you are obviously interested in what people have to say, faggot.

>>36596882

the penis when flaccid is incredibly pliable. You can't ruin it by putting hard pressure on it. Testicles perhaps but that's just testicles. It's also your fault for wearing tight jeans like some fucking sissy.

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>>36596882
This is so unbelievable it's almost believable

>>36596776
that's what you get for man spreading !

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>>36597377
I'm very thin actually

>>36597416
it's only a nightmare if you make it one
Every cloud has a silver lining

>>36597431
I'm interested in what the other people have to say
not you

>>36597490
>some fucking sissy
they were cute jeans before they got covered in my dick and ball flesh
d-dont bully me (>_<)

>>36596776
FAKE if you did then post pic and timestamp

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>>36597578
>FAKE if you did then post pic and timestamp
I'm not a slut, find your own damaged penis porn you horndog

>>36597575
>getting your balls crushed and not by a smug anime girl
>not a nightmare

>>36596882
never cross your legs man
asking for testicular torsion

>>36596776
This story is untrue and homosexual

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You can't crush a floppy weiner you fart sucker

Become a girl OP
I would fuck you

>>36597604
>anime pic
>not an attention seeking turbo faggot

Pick one and * O N L Y * one

>>36596882
That's bullshit mate. I can buy your testicles being crushed but your penis? come on now. At least come up with a believable lie

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>>36597618
All I'm saying is, you gotta look on the bright side of life, you know?

I'm not going to let this hold me back. I'm not going to let this small penis incident define me.

I'm going to be a a stronger, braver, cuter girl than I ever could have been before.

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>>36596776
>accidentally destroy my penis by smashing it between my thighs while sitting

How you do that?
I wish I knew how to do that when I was 12.
I was kinda feminine and a manlet.
Now that I'm almost 33 I'm 6 feet tall and wide as a linebacker.

>>36596776
God damn, no one's gonna ask?

Who is this semen demon and what is her ethnicity

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>>36597751
>Who is this semen demon and what is her ethnicity

some slag with a dick from reddit

this might be another

>>36597669
why are you assuming I was soft at the time

>>36596776
That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever read on here.

>>36597714
Be a tall trap, no one is going to care as long as you're qt.

Where's your pic from senpai?

>>36597966
>That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever read on here.
If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Your comment wasn't constructive and adds nothing to my thread.

>>36597966
Also please apologize for making this post

>>36598028
>your thread
That's not a very sissy attitude, anon, I feel like I should put you back in your place

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>>36597951
>some slag with a dick

...sauce

>>36596776
>that qt
All latino bois should just transition and service white cock

>>36598202
>All latino bois should just transition and service white cock
Not gonna lie I agree

I think lots of Mexican bois are feminine enough to transition well too

>>36597979
>Be a tall trap, no one is going to care as long as you're qt.
I'm not cute.
I'm a big ass hairy mofo.
I'm a mix of hagrid from harry potter and those farmer rednecks.

Also the pic is from when eggman had a romantic date with pizza our resident tranny attentionwhore.

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>>36598181
mtf on Reddit has a lot of traps
also /r/traps
and transpassing although ugly ass hons post there as well, just sort by top to filter out uggos

I think that's all of them

>>36598181
Took me 3 seconds to find it you cunt

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>>36596882
There's no way you destroyed your penis simply by crossing your legs.

>>36596882
>lol I tucked my dick and it broke, now the doctors tell me I have to be a girl like in my chinese cartoons.

bullshit.
t. tranny.

>>36598028
That's a close second to your original comment for idiocy.

>>36598086
And there's the 3rd.

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>>36598381
>There's no way you destroyed your penis simply by crossing your legs.
it wasn't just "simply" crossing my legs
It was the grinding, crushing motion of my thighs which caused shear stress to build up inside my ballsack, causing fractures in my scrotal wall

doctors say this is the worst case they've ever seen, and I have to be a girl now or else they will be forced to euthanize me

>>36598556
>and I have to be a girl now or else they will be forced to euthanize me
Can't you just find a doujin to fap to instead of making a roleplay thread?

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>>36597076
>it's also present in some highschools

Can confirm. Except here, it's the girls who are given the penis inspection. If they want to compete in female sports, they need to be inspected to ensure no penis.

They added that requirement about 5 years ago when a "girl" won a bunch of track events, and then upon investigation they realized "she" had a penis.

tfw i heard my sister complaining about having to have a penis inspection to qualify for sports

>>36598598
anon all I ask is that you take my problems seriously

this is my life, I'm trying my best and I need your help

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>>36598610
sounds hot desu

imagine being a penis inspector and finding a girl with a penis

>>36598610
What if a girl just had a giant clit

>>36598610
>>36597076
What country are you boys from

>>36598656
>imagine being a penis inspector and finding a girl with a penis

I never heard of that happening. I think just the inspection itself is enough to weed out the traps. It's pretty pointless to go through the trouble of being inspected if you know ahead of time that you're going to fail. I guess the only exception would be a girl with a huge clit -- she might need to get her clit approved.

FYI, it's only women nurses who are allowed to do the inspections here, so you're out of luck if you're a guy who wants to be a professional female penis inspector.

post a time stamped pic of where your penis used to be

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>>36598874
Bullshit, I could be a guy (girl) and get the job

Ah, but who will inspect the inspectors?

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" -- Juvenal

>>36596882
Cock and Ball Torture exists as a fetish
I simply do not believe you

>>36599280
I don't have a fetish you perv

I wish you sex obsessed bullies would leave my thread

About a year ago I lost my testicles. I became obsessed with the idea of castration, in particular, having them destroyed through bare foot crushing. I put out a posting on Craigslist and I got a reply from an extremely androgynous Filipino 18-year-old male. He asked for $5,000 upfront plus $1,000 a month after for three years. I couldn't refuse so we involved an attorney to figure out the legal aspects in order to essentially protect him from any liability. After that was settled, we picked a date.

He arrived at my house and I had taken quite a few painkillers to numb the pain. I was sitting on the ground, backed into a corner, with my legs spread out, balls unobstructed. He was facing away from me, his bare heels pumping my testicles and pulverizing them, his long bronze legs right in front of me. He kept looking down to position himself properly, using his long fingers to keep his hair out of his face while he worked.

The pops were excruciatingly painful and I knew that he had officially broken down the testicle at that point. He worked quicker to finish mashing everything and when he was done, he drove me to the doctor where I was told that there seemed to be no issues in terms of a blood clot developing, however removal of the scrotum and crushed testicles was recommended so I scheduled that with the doctor.

Fast forward to now and I regret what I did everyday and I still have to pay him monthly. If I don't pay, he has threatened to take me to court which I do not want. I hate him so much, the fact that he was so willing to destroy my life for money fills me with hatred.

In fact, on the one year anniversary, he posted a new photo on his Instagram. It was him, holding one of those pink rainbow Starbucks drinks, nails decked out in flat black, a choker around his neck, and the caption, "Today marks the one year anniversary of taking a man's manhood, literally. #empowered"

>>36596776
it'd be gay anon

>>36599602
>About a year ago I lost my testicles. I became obsessed with the idea of castration, in particular, having them destroyed through bare foot crushing. I put out a posting on Craigslist and I got a reply from an extremely androgynous Filipino 18-year-old male. He asked for $5,000 upfront plus $1,000 a month after for three years. I couldn't refuse so we involved an attorney to figure out the legal aspects in order to essentially protect him from any liability. After that was settled, we picked a date.
>He arrived at my house and I had taken quite a few painkillers to numb the pain. I was sitting on the ground, backed into a corner, with my legs spread out, balls unobstructed. He was facing away from me, his bare heels pumping my testicles and pulverizing them, his long bronze legs right in front of me. He kept looking down to position himself properly, using his long fingers to keep his hair out of his face while he worked.
>The pops were excruciatingly painful and I knew that he had officially broken down the testicle at that point. He worked quicker to finish mashing everything and when he was done, he drove me to the doctor where I was told that there seemed to be no issues in terms of a blood clot developing, however removal of the scrotum and crushed testicles was recommended so I scheduled that with the doctor.
>Fast forward to now and I regret what I did everyday and I still have to pay him monthly. If I don't pay, he has threatened to take me to court which I do not want. I hate him so much, the fact that he was so willing to destroy my life for money fills me with hatred.
>In fact, on the one year anniversary, he posted a new photo on his Instagram. It was him, holding one of those pink rainbow Starbucks drinks, nails decked out in flat black, a choker around his neck, and the caption, "Today marks the one year anniversary of taking a man's manhood, literally. #empowered"
Thank you for typing this

>>36596776
The shills are becoming more and more creative lately.

>>36599776
>The shills are becoming more and more creative lately.
what do you mean?
I didn't destroy my penis on purpose anon. I didn't want this to happen

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>>36600202
I had a housemate at uni who would edge for literally hours and hours in his room and one day he pushed his balls back up into him. Thankfully they came back out but apparently he had a giant bulging vein on his willy for a while.

Anyway, you've made the right decision. If I were in your position I would absolutely become a girl. The temptation is bad enough while I actually have a penis.

>>36599427
I'm not saying you have a fetish anon
I'm saying there are people who literally get off on having their balls kicked, bitten, and having their dicks stood on in stiletto heels
You didn't bust your equipment by accident, it's just not that fragile

>>36599602
I wonder how many likes or whatever they use on tumblr this would get.
We really need an r9k pasta tumblr for science.

>>36600410
>one day he pushed his balls back up into him. Thankfully they came back out but apparently he had a giant bulging vein on his willy for a while.
Hasn't that ever happened to you before?
This very morning I came so hard my testicles both ascended back up, I had to pop them back out again

>>36600495
No. Not happened to me nor any of the other guys he worriedly asked about this. He actually went to the A&E in the end.

>>36596776
This narrative is of the low temperature variety my brethren

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>>36598381
2FLAT4ME

>>36599696
No problem.

>>36600449
I don't think it would get many likes. I can write another short story about bare foot castration if you want.

>>36600547
Well fugg :DDD maybe i should see a doctor :DDDDD:DD

>>36600637
>I can write another short story about bare foot castration if you want.

Please do

>>36601027
>>>36600637
>>I can write another short story about bare foot castration if you want.
>Please do
This

>>36601027
The beach was heavily secluded. After following what seemed like miles of dirt road, I finally hit a dead end near the edge of a small cliff. I got out of my car and opened a small metal gate that lead to a wooden stairway to the beach below. At the foot of the stairs was a wooden post with a piece of paper nailed to it. I could not read the Tagalog written on it, but there was a picture of a foot and eggplant emoji so I figured I was in the right place.

I put down my towel, took off my pants and underwear, and I laid down with my legs spread as far as possible. I put the money, approximately $1,000, tucked under my genitalia and put the hand towel I brought over my face to conceal my vision. This was all in line with the instructions I was given earlier via email.

Within a few minutes, I began to hear footsteps approaching. I felt someone near me, by my legs. I felt the cash I had slide out from under me. I heard the sound of the money being counted, then the person came to my side and took off my face towel. I was greeted by the site of a young, androgynous Filipino male who couldn't have been more than 18. He had long, black shoulder length hair, parted so his bangs were not covering his perfect face, but instead framed his face. A thick choker adorned his neck and a flower laurel headband adorned his head. He wore a short sundress which ended at the upper thigh. His long, bronze legs led to a pair of large, probably size 11 feet. The toes were extremely long with huge, very well taken care of nail beds. The second toe of his left foot was adorned with a thick metal toe ring.

He said nothing, but placed a thick wooden board under my scrotum to give him level ground to work with. He positioned himself, facing away from me and towards the ocean, his dark red, bony heels nestling my testicles. He lit up a cigarette and went to work.

Character limit reached, part 2 coming shortly.

>>36597506
this but its still unbelievable

>>36601783
Part 2

He began with rhythmic and quick pumps of his heels, occasionally looking back as he exhaled smoke, sometimes tapping the cigarette with his long, bony fingers to clear off excess ash, his bright red nails shining in the sun. Eventually he turned to some very well-aimed stomps. The first stomp hit me with a wave of nausea. I maintained control and let him continue his barrage. The pain was white hot but the pleasure I received was even more immense. Very thick and viscous cum mixed with large amounts of blood bubbled from the head of my penis. Finally, one particularly powerful stomp led to an audible crack. The next one led to another crack; he had broken open both testicles. He turned around and began to mash what remained of any solid masses in my scrotum with his long toes. A thick jet of cum and blood shot from my penis. It was the death cry of my sexuality. The last and most powerful orgasm I would experience.

Once he felt content with his work, he casually told me to go see a doctor to ensure there was no infection or other medical problems and he walked toward the ocean to wash the cum and blood from his feet. He then walked away down the beach without even looking back once, smug and content with the money he made and the manhood he stole.