>start watching Evangelion >can't stop talking like

>i'll never have a fembot gf to watch animes with

stop rubbing it in reeee

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asuka is the best girl. fite me roblox

please be my rei gf

>>36596339

OP here. No she isn't. Rei OBVIOUSLY is. And the funny thing is I should relate to her. But at the same time, I shouldn't. Because she's a cunt. But I talk like her now. And it's fuckin weird.
>>36596347


This guy gets it.
>>36596326


No. Plus, aside from Death Note this is the only anime I like.

Bump. Somebody please make this stop!

>>36596417
Is that a yes to being my Rei gf?

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>>36596417
>Rei OBVIOUSLY is
>liking soulless doll without any character whatsoever.

>>36596596

Stop talking to me like I'm some kind of doll, anon.

>>36596631
But you are, just a toy to play around for a bit and then forget forever.

>>36596621

SHE IS NOT A DOLL! REEEEEEEEE


Anyways, yeah, she isn't a doll. She's just autistic and comes off soulless because she doesn't know how to talk to people seeing as she was socially deprived growing up in NERV and all.


However, I guess I can relate to Asuka's whole desperate-for-love thing. But the thing is, she's only so desperate for love because she knows that she deserves it. I am because I don't think I do. And that makes her a stuck-up cunt. Also, the fact that she's such a huge bitch to everyone.


Sage for getting all personal and shit.

>>36596631
Sorry, I have the 'tism

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why would you choose to wife a disagreeable kraut or a boring toilet when you could have Hikari?

>>36596297
ROASTIES CAN'T BE ROBOTS
jesus fucking shit this is why all the original posters left is because you don't understand this is an anonymous board and showing gender is less anon.
women are so fucking stupid.

>>36596712

When you think about it, you are too. We all technically are. But we all got feelings n shit. AND YOU JUST HURT MINE :(

>>36596297
Isnt evangelion that canadian youtuber who hates niggers?

>>36596339
It's not like it's that hard. I've known loads of women who are into it.

>>36596747

Nigga, did you just call my waifu a toilet? And Hikari seems really sweet. Would waifu if we saw enough of her. Also, Shinji's nerdy friend with the glasses is top-tier husbando material.

>>36596767
Jokes on you, there will never be anyone to use me and then throw away - my magicka itself guards me against any possible succubus attack.

>>36596770
/pol/ would be better to ask its not a /r9k/ topic now if you want to talk about feminine penis and boipussy all day ask

>>36596770

I miss her more and more everyday. I don't hate Jews or anything. I mean, most of the guys I like end up being Jews so technically I can't. I mean, I really hate /pol/ too. But her voice was so soothing. And those videos of her fucking herself with little bowling balls were pretty sweet, too.

>>36596770
What the fuck lol think you are on the wrong thread senpai

>>36596770
That's Evalion. She was probably a shill, as well.

>>36596770
She is hot as fuck and I loved her voice

>>36596870
Wait what? She gets naked any link?

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>>36596631
Literally what Rei would say.

But no OP, I don't talk like girls I've seen in anime, because I'm not (that much of) an autist.
It sounds kinda cute though.

>>36596870

Did I say bowling balls? I meant bowling pins. My mistake.

>>36596770
Thats Eva Lion/Evalion pretty sure shes a whore

>>36596912

It's on pornhub.
>>36596925


Thank youuu~


>>36596843


That's adorable.

>>36596870
Wait up senpai she fucked bowling balls?! Dude webm this thats a big pussy

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>>36596417
>Rei OBVIOUSLY is
rei is a heartless emo, also, asuka is a redhead. I'm currently watching EVA and on ep. 11. desu I was hoping they would have made asuka more likeable and done more with the her fighting ability and action sequences but a clip where she was fighting the angels (in a movie?) was hype so I'm looking forward to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNKCZFNAED0

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>>36596925
Why you feed Rei Tylenol?

>>36596631
man created dolls in their image. Are we like dolls to the gods?

>>36596985

Pins! Also, I don't have and webm's nor do I know how to make one but I found the link. Didn't remember it being ten minutes long though.


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57455e4edf7b4

>>36596947
Ya she fucks a bowling pin takes it up her ass too and cunt

>>36597003
>on ep. 11
Watch the whole thing and the movies before you call my waifu a shit

>>36597014
Oh lawdy I'm about to watch this sitting in a PACKED shoulder to shoulder doctor office fuck it

>>36597003

>rei is a heartless emo


She isn't heartless and if anyone's emo it's definitely Asuka. "REEEEE! I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYBODY! WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEEEE !?! WHY WON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME!?! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?! YOUR NO ONE! NO ONE!

>>36597004
Because her only sustenance are pills.

>>36597014
Dick in my hands senpai thanks

>>36597064
I wouldn't suggest fapping unless you like jail

>>36597003
>Rei is a heartless emo
>Asuka literally tries to kill herself by slitting her wrists in a bathtub
m8

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>>36596297
>ctrl + f misato
>0 results
You guys disappoint me

>>36597003
>ep 11

you're in for a treat, the episodes get a lot heavier. Every frame and dialogue is relevant. Also if you're watching the dub stop doing that. it's embarrassing

>>36596297
Just saying this thread did not turn out how I expected..

>>36597127
Misato is 2nd best, Rei barely edges her out desu

>>36597127

She's so mommy, she reminds me of MEW.

>>36597128
cant enjoy the animation while reading along lad

>>36596297
With Rei you get (simulated) twin/harem and giantess fetish's checked. Asuka is for masochist cucks and the Irish.

>>36597128

>reading cartoons because your weeb.

Sad!

Also, the dub is really good. Also, I have ADD. Also, I'm OP.

>>36597275

>twin/harem


Gendo only has one Rei at once


>giantess
For like three seconds. Also, stop trying to impurify my waifu! She is not for lewd!

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>>36597283
also, rei is a waifu for virgin emo boys that cant handle a real woman. checkmate faggot

>>36597322
>virgin emo boys that cant handle a real woman.
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Where do you think you are?

>>36597322
>can't handle a real woman
I like Asuka more but that's the worst defense you could've come up with

>>36597322
>a real woman
>a 14 year old who throws a temper tantrum and/or tries to kill herself as soon as things go south

>>36597322

>real woman

>anorexic, small titted, psychopath


lmao'ing @ ur life

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>>36597387
>>36597392
>>36597411
>>36597427
butt blasted virgin emo kids...lol, pathetic. I bet you suffer from premature ejaculation

>>36596870
How does one fuck a bowling ball?

>>36597947
Bowling pins, not a ball

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>>36597780
>Projection: A defense mechanism by which a repressed complex in the person is denied and conceived as belonging to someone else, as when faults that the person tends to commit are perceived in or attributed to others.

>>36597947

I misspoke. It was a bowling pin.


>>36597780


Nice cosplay. It's a shame that Asuka is canonically flat as a board.

>>36597967

>tfw only on episode 14 and already talking like the characters


What episode?

>>36597283
The dub honestly doesn't come close. It's like the actors can't take it seriously. The only dub voice I didn't mind was rei.

>>36597322
Also Misato and ritsuko, yui. were the best girls. Asuka is a child and rei wasn't really a character. She was the soul of lilith.

>>36598617
cant stand the voice acting on eva desu

*clears throat*
kill yourself.

Asuka a shit cause she's supposed to be a "stronk gurl pilot" when in fact she's just weak and craving for attention. Like the majority of fembot, in a sense
Can't tell about Rei I, but Rei II and III where just "Muh lifeless doll but it's okay cause it's deep", cheap as fuck desu. At least Rei II got some developpement
Misato a cake but also a slut, so it's a so-so situation
Rtsuko is the same as misato, but more emphasis on the christmas cake and less on the slutness.
The only reedeemable girl in this show is Hikari. Class rep a best
Fite me