My older sister spat in my mouth while I was a sleep as a "prank"

I know a good way to prank her back

Starts with an "R" and ends in "ape"

>>36588565
>>>/adv/
Otherwise move the fuck out. Focus on yourself and what you can do to improve your situation and your parents favoritism towards your sister.

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>>36588565
Get the fuck out of your parent's house, especially if shit like that happens

Females can't lose. Your dad is a beta buck.

>>36588565
Touch her boobs when she's asleep as a prank anon. It'll be real funny anon.

You should have cum in her mouth while she was sleeping as retribution.

You wanna know how to prank her back? If she ever goes out with a bf and comes back home, jizz in her vag while she's asleep. Your parents will go ballistic and she would probably sue him for rape charges if you set it up to look like he fucked her in her sleep.

>>36588675
Oh, and make sure they don't get a DNA test on that sperm. If they do, it's over and you're going to jail.

>>36588565
Your dad favours her because he finds her hot

>>36588675
What if I do this and she ends up pregnant with my retarded deformed incest baby and I have to pay child support and medical bills for the rest of its life cause it's legally mine?

>>36589120
Unironically maybe this.
She's his sweet little girl, and OP is his KV beta disappointment of a son.

>>36589309
>you wouldn't love your daughterfu more than your son
Come on now, sons are shit tier.

>>36588565
>that reddit formatting

Kill yourself you frog posting faggot

>>36588565
post a picture of your dad. i love older dads desu