What do you do when you're sky-diving and you're in

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>>36588019
Use the backup parachute.
If that doesn't work, take wikihow's advice.

>>36588019
the sweet release of death

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>unzip
>helicopter dick

File a complaint and take it back to where you bought it to get a refund

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>>36588019
Pick a god, and pray.

>>36588019

Use the backup.
If that doesn't work, use my backup backup.

I'll carry atleast 8 parachutes.

>>36588019
Embrace the sweet touch of death for it finally came to liberate me from this horrendous ordeal.

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>>36589098
Milord.

originaali kommentti

Use the backup.
If that doesn't work, use my backup backup.

I'll carry atleast 8 parachutes..-

Whip out my dick and fuck this gay earth at mach 2 speed

>>36588019
I assume you mean no backup parachute.

First I would look for a forest close to settlement and try to steer myself towards it. You're basically hoping to fall into a soft tree branch and bushes below it. You're most likely dead but it's the best option. If you survive the fall then it's unlikely you'll be able to walk, and shouting for help is all you can do.

But if I'm clearly nowhere near a forest I would strip down naked to confuse whoever finds the body.

>>36590569
Great imagery

>>36588150
>a line straight outta Hitchhiker's Guide.

>>36588019
thank the skies that it's finally over