You're at a bar. The bartender sets this drink down in front

>>36584321
I'm only 18 I shouldn't be at a bar

id leave because i dont want to get arrested, also alcohol is for degenerates. so is smoking

>>36584321
Where are the exits, and I roll initiative

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Why the fuck am I at a bar? Robots only drink pure oil, you must have missed the fucking memo

>>36584321
Fuck you do I look like a faggot or something

>>36584321
I get up and fucking leave. I'm no faggot

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> realize that i'd never be in public or socialize with anyone
> wake up from dream
> proceed to urinate in piss jug
> play dota
> repeat every day
> want to kill self, but really want to be #1 in dota before i shove a fold up frisbee down my throat
> shit pants
> cry self to sleep

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>>36584405
>shove a fold up frisbee down my throat

>people not realizing how much of a meme the Bloody Mary is

>>36584432
all mixed drinks are a meme

>>36584432
That's a mojito

Unless you weren't referencing the image, in which case, yes I agree.

"No. It's on the bar."

>>36584321
its that a red mojito?

>>36584364
Be honest, you probably do.

>>36584347
Pretend you're in a civilized country without retard drinking age laws.

If you're old enough to fuck you're old enough to have a regretful one-night stand.

I don't drink, can I order some tendies?

>>36584321
Thanks for the drink, but I don't think I know you. Have we met?

>>36584321
Raspberry mojito, how refreshing
>drink the drink

Is the bartender trying to tell me he thinks I'm gay or something? Why else would he just give me that drink?

Oh fuck yeah, free drink. That looks delicious

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>>36584321
chug it desu

>>36584321
Is that a strawberry mojito? Looks awesome.

I'd say "thank you very much" and toss him 2 dollars when I finish and am about to leave

>>36584321
I would not be at a bar. I hate them.

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>>36584321
> ask bartender about it
> says nothing but there's a look in his eyes
> the bar is crowded
> i'm at some honky tonk in Oklahoma because I had to leave home
> look around, see who doesn't belong
> in the back, brown eyes, dark hair
> he's wearing a plaid shirt
> shit
> he tried to run me down back in Dallas
> he reaches for his back pocket
> pulls out a gun
> everyone else does too
> it's Oklahoma
> vault myself over the counter and run into the kitchen
> there's this scruffy guy cooking a hamburger, I push him out of the way as my enemy comes in
> I grab a cleaning compound and throw it on the floor
> he's stunned
> perfect
> grab him and drown him in the sink
> run out the back door
> word of his demise should spread
> and here I'm thinking "damn, that mojito did look good"

>>36584321
That's gay AF Mr bartender. What do you mean 'happy' hour?!
No sir fuck you, she is my girlfriend.

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Do robots go to bars? Im 26 years old and have a hard time trying to figure out why people like going to bars. I don't go to them. Nor do I drink alcohol.

>>36585356
honestly you have to go with someone. ive learned that most of the time if you go by yourself people just assume you're depressed. who knows maybe some qt will talk to you tho

>>36585311
That was a fucking ride. I wanna see this as a short now.

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It looks like a decent Strawberry Mojito.

I say " No thanks". Tell him to serve me a Corpse Reviver #3. Tip fedora.

t. bartender

>>36584321
Looks great, thanks man!

>>36584321
>implying I'd ever be at the bar.

>>36585311
MOAR.

Its like an 80s action flick.