>pretend to be a girl on the internet >trick a guy into

Confess.

99% chance he blocks you and is deeply hurt

1% chance he does'nt mind and is understanding and still likes you

If you let this continue you will only hurt him more, way more

If you ghost him, you will also hurt him more

Come clean and never do it again

>>36583923
No, you don't understand, he's not in love with me, he sees me as a friend, but I'm the one that ended up falling in love with him.

>>36583923
This. The only way out is to come clean, OP. The sooner the later. Just tell him what you told us.

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>>36583923
This, how can the post be 'unoriginal' if I'm replying to a new post?

Alina, is that you?

>>36583953
That doesn't change anything. Come clean and stop wasting his time

>>36583953
Get him to like you maybe?

>>36583953
See if hes gay or become a trap, either way is good :DD

>>36583923
Make that 99% and 99.9% chance instead.

The only way this guy wouldn't mind is if he is just as mentally ill as this larping faggot OP

Give in. Take that dick bruh.

send him a picture of your boipussy, it may shock him enough to make him attracted to you.

>>36583906
it's likely infatuation
you could try saying that you're trying to be a girly boy, unless you told him directly that you were a girl
in which case you're going to have to make a hard decision one way or another

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>>36583985
But I enjoy being his friend.

>>36583988
How? I mean he likes me because he says it's easy to talk with me, but...

>>36583994
He's neither, hes just a virgin.

>>36584009
I-I'm not gay.

>>36584017
I don't think that would work.

>>36584020
What's the difference between infatuation and love?

>>36584133
>But I enjoy being his friend.
Then you owe it to him to stop being a garbage friend.

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>>36584133
>I-I'm not gay.
>Falling in love with another boy
You're gay, anon
Come clean, the longer you let it go on the worse it'll be when he does eventually find out
Become a trap too, that might help

>>36583906
Send him a meaty cock.

>>36584133
Tell him now, update us please

>>36584133
it's intense and short-lived, while love is less intense and longer lasting
to really know, you'd have to give it time

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>>36584148
But what if he's only nice because he thinks I'm a girl?
>>36584172
I can't become a trap, I'm over 20.
>>36584197
My cock is not meaty.
>>36584228
He's not online, I already miss him.

>>36584252
>But what if he's only nice because he thinks I'm a girl?
Then you need to tell him the truth you fucking moron

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>>36583906
>>36583994
you must become a trap like this person said and then say "u-um I have a confession, by "girl" I meant that I identify as one but I was actually born male and I just crossdress. I understand if you don't like me now."

>>36584252
stop lying to him you fucking idiot.
send him the message while he's offline, and don't fucking delete it so he can see it in the morning.

>>36584252
Okay. You made him talk to you under false pretenses. You fucked up and you're a piece of shit the longer you wait. If you truly care about him. Then tell him, otherwise fuck off.

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>>36584247
I'm not sure if I have time.

>>36584300
see >>36584252
2old2be a trap

>>36584260
>>36584303
>>36584329
B-but I'm a selfish piece of shit, I want him to keep being nice to me.

>>36583906
Only thing you can do is to have a sex change operation.

Do it for him.

>>36584415
Then why are you making this thread? Just continue betraying the only person that cares about you, that way when the truth is revealed it will cut even deeper

>>36584415
>B-but I'm a selfish piece of shit, I want him to keep being nice to me.

>guys give me advice
>recieves advice
>I dont want to!
Fuck off, faggot.
tell him or stop posting you fucking dork, you're literally being a shitty friend if you don't

>>36584415
mm... tell him about it, but try to play it off like you meant it in another way
either that or tell him the whole truth
the choice is yours
i hope you're not lying to us just to get attention

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Why did you post this in /lolg/? Regardless, just bite the bullet and tell him the truth. It's for the best.

>>36584252
Prepare the message now then. We can help if you want, also your a faggot for waiting so long, its understandable

if your never gonna meet up irl, there is literally no point in telling him your a guy

if you do want to take it further
question him if hes bi/gay

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>>36584443
can hormones help me?

>>36584446
>>36584453
>>36584529
Well I just wanted to kind of let it out in someway... And yeah I'm not likely ever metting him since we're pretty far away from eachother but still...

>>36584494
Force of habit, then remembered /r9k/ exists.

>>36584495
"Hey, how are you, you know, there's something I gotta tell you, I have a penis."?

>>36584579
you are a cunt dude just kill yourself

not telling him really is garbage tier

>>36584579
"Hey I know this is sudden but I've been lying to you this entire time. I'm not the person I said I was and am not anything like I described myself, everything you know about me is a lie. In fact you've never met me, my personality, history, everything was fabricated. I just thought I would tell you the truth now instead of later. I hope you don't kill yourself"

>>36583906
what a fagarello!

>>36584611
all that would do is hurt the other guy
ops best bet is just to play along still and be his friend or just leave him without mentioning hes a guy

>>36584579
sometimes lying is the best option

Just tell him you found Jesus and your going to some island for missionary work and cant be in touch anymore.
And that you valued his friendship but god comes first

i know it sounds gay, but still not as gay as what you did.

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>>36584607
I-I know...
>>36584611
Well, the only thing I lied him about is my gender, the rest is true, he has seen my face and he thinks I'm just a manly girl... Which explains why he doesn't like me or anything

>>36584699
>>36584721
These two options seem... Good I guess.

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>>36584579
you're not "too old"

and yeah hormones and shaving will help you

give him teh boipucci

>>36584774
>manly girl
you must be a pretty femme guy then

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>>36584813
I'm almost 25...

>>36584836
Kinda, I guess? Being a skinny manlet helps.

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>>36584886
so? by the way you describe yourself you probably dont even need hormones. just effort in your appearance.

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>>36584986
>no hips or butt
>just a tiny skelly

I don't think so...

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>>36583906
this is why i stopped playing minecraft years ago desu

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>>36584774
>These two options seem... Good I guess
>These two options that allow me to continue leading this innocent man into thinking that I'm a girl and not portraying me in any negative light seem... Good I guess
Fine example of human depravity right here folks

>>36585028
anon to make it up to that poor guy you lied to you should trap

>>36583906
honestly anyone who stays in contact long enough to form this kind of relationship and doesn't ask for proof kinda brings it on themselves

irrelevant: i think i made a friend for the first time in 5 years and I want to watch rick and morty while cuddling with him (hurr durr rick and morty is stupid)
but he probably isn't a homo (honestly, im only prison gay anyway, i'm not really attracted to him that much but i am hungry for physical affection)
just wanted to share

kthxbai

>>36583906
Ive had this happen to me.
I've ran ideas about maybe paying someone to pretend to be me and visit him. In the end I just realize it isn't meant to be but still keep in really close contact. I use him as a baseline if I was to ever get a gf.

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>>36585117
He did ask, thats when I sent him a picture of my face from a very convenient angle and he was happy with that. He never showed sexual interest though, he just was friendly and told me I was easy to talk to.

>>36585114
What if he doesn't like it?

>>36585138
>(honestly, im only prison gay anyway, i'm not really attracted to him that much but i am hungry for physical affection)

I'm not sure if this is what I'm feeling but with just attention in general.

>>36585164
How can you use a male for a baseline for a gf?

>>36585212
you dont even need to show him
you just have to trap as a punishment

>>36584579
Hormones won't help you, you'll never be a girl and you'll be depressed if you destroy your body.
Don't fall for the hormone replacement meme and you'll be fine, be honest and tell him about your story in a polite and well spoken manner, good luck.

>>36585262
That doesn't seem to serve a purpose.

>>36585300
O-Oh... I guess you're right.

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>>36585028
>no hips or butt

that doesn't matter as long as you're skinny and not masculine. stop looking for reasons to get out of it. you're a sissy homo who wants this dude's cock. unironically, jus b urself.

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>>36585452
>unironically, jus b urself

>>36585342
>That doesn't seem to serve a purpose.
its a punishment baka

your other option is to let him kick you in the nuts

>>36583973
>how can the post be 'unoriginal' if I'm replying to a new post?
>4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.

You must be pretty new

>>36583906
OP. I take coke once a month, dress up as a qt and make men hard.
>TFW my only sexual exps are as a girl.

>>36583906
tell him hes ugly and he should kill himself

>>36585536
What a cunt thing to do, he's not ugly.

>>36583906
lol wow. you're a dumb bitch. jesus.

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>>36586429
>you're a dumb bitch

I know ;;

>>36585527
What a slut.

>>36585536
Fucking rude.

>>36583906
Do you already flirt with eachother or just talk like friends? How much does you being a girl matter in your relationship?

>>36584000
I honestly think OP's chances are better than that considering that the guy already gave OP's face a pass, that's probably the most important thing. And there's the chance that he already knows OP's a guy but isn't confronting him because he doesn't actually care.

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>>36586990
>>>36583906 (OP)
>Do you already flirt with eachother or just talk like friends? How much does you being a girl matter in your relationship?
>>>36584000
>I honestly think OP's chances are better than that considering that the guy already gave OP's face a pass, that's probably the most important thing. And there's the chance that he already knows OP's a guy but isn't confronting him because he doesn't actually care.
This.

>>36583906
ITT: bait where a larping faggot realises hes a larping faggot

At least this bait seems somewhat original

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>>36586990
>>36588173
We don't firlt, also he didn't gave my face a "pass" he just accepted it as a female face, not an necessarily an attractive female face.

>>36589201
rude

you preyed on someone emotionally. even assholish chads would have second thoughts about doing this

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>It's a fat weeb animeposter fag falls in love with another fag weeb animeposter shut-in and considers becoming a tranny because this was the only human interaction he ever had with anyone else episode.

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>>36589256
Yes, I'm a cunt, and it backfired on me, thanks.

>>36589291
I'm not fat, neither is he.

The rest is accurate.

>>36589308
Take titty pills and once they kick in become a roastie attentionwhore tranny and cheat on your "loved" anon.

>>36589353
Why would I cheat on someone I love?

take the pills do it for him you god damn faglord

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>>36589370
I dont think I can get them without a prescription...

"Hi Mr. Therapist I fell in love with a guy after an stupid prank and now I want to be a girl so he can love me back."

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>>36589366
>Why would I cheat on someone I love?
Estrogen.

Why do you think so many trannies post their assholes on 4chan even though they are dating or even married?

Estrogen is literally what turns you into a whore craving attention.

>>36589416
just selmedicate and get a bloodtest every few months kek

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>>36589449
Is that really going to happen?
>>36589472
But how do I get prescription drugs without a precription? Also isn't that a felony?

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>>36589562
>Is that really going to happen?
To a certain extent yes.
You will become a cunt, estrogen changes your brain connections so you may hate shit you love now and so on.
Just live with it if you really want this sort of stuff, else stay away from becoming a tranny.

>>36589562
where are you from if i may ask?

>>36583906
Next time stop being a fucking faggot

saged

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>>36589635
That doesn't sound appealing at all, I'm already a fucking retard.
>>36589667
Burgerland, why.
>>36589699
Sorry.

>>36589720
im sure you can get the meds from some dodgy onlineshop then, just look it up

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>>36589720
>That doesn't sound appealing at all, I'm already a fucking retard.

Maybe you already have a girl brain then, faggot.

Something like that happened to me but I didn't fall in love with them, they more fell for me so I ghosted.

Me: Oh, I love you....

Asian Alison: Oh, I love you too.....

*me & Asian Alison having sex*

>>36589867
>ghosting on someone

what a fucking jackass

>>36583906
You gotta give him the SUCC with he gags your throat with his cock, keep eye contact during the SUCC... if he asks you gotta give him the boipussy so clean your pooper on the outside and inside a few hours before you meet him.

Play stupid games get fucked as an apology...

Asian Alison's private part smells like cheese.

These AGP threads really need to stop. Go back to /lgbt/ for that gay shit

All you're doing right now is role playing a scenario in which you have a friend (lol) who you've lead to believe you're a girl. Why don't you just confess none of this actually happened and you only made this thread for people to bully you and help convince you to start taking hormones?

Like seriously. If imagining yourself as a girl is such a turn on, just start taking hormones so you can be a nasty femboy. Hell, I might even date you.

>>36583906
have you never talked about sex? how do you know he's not gay?

I ldr a girl for 6 months before tellling her I was some guy previously that bullied her and she still dated me. The less he knows the better

>>36583923
>still likes you
who likes liars ?

>>36592228
>I lied to someone then confessed, it worked out great!
>Don't confess though.

>>36584886
25 is not too old, especially if you already look feminine
Embrace degeneracy, it's fun

>>36583906
>wanting to be friends with a guy who'd only talk to a girl because she's a girl
if you were a dude chances are he wouldn't give a shit because he believes your a female he keeps talking to you even if you did get past this shit he'd dump you for a girl immediately

>>36583906
Care is that you?

>>36583906

Alex?

oregano

>>36583906
Look up informed consent clinic's in your area. Tell them you want to be a girl and they'll give you mones. Simple.

>>36594231
>Alex?
>oregano
Yeah

Tell him you're going FTM.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i just come here to laugh at you pathetic faggots every day.

this is too good

>>36595557

What European country are you from originally? If you say the correct one I'll know for sure you're realsies

>>36589720
Don't fall for that tranny shit OP, you'll regret it.

>>36595734
>What European country are you from originally? If you say the correct one I'll know for sure you're realsies
France

>>36583906
>Go on catfish the TV show
>Become a normie

Go find an application and fill it out breh

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>>36595684
Would he like that?