He walks up to you and says in a southern drawl >H-Hey Anon!

>>36583260
"Please spare my village in the next raid, Grognak"

>>36583260
That's not really a southern way of speaking that's more akin to the midwest

t. southernfag

>>36583260
> <
!!!

"Sounds good, but I'm not the type to talk to much"
>go there, take a weapon with me out of paranoia.

>>36583260
You've never talked to a person from the south. We don't talk like that.

>>36583260
Why are yankees so cringe?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gyh1UiZi5E

I would probably tear up because its the first time in years anyone besides my mother has shown concern for my well being. That being said, I would not take up his offer since I'm not a faggot.

>>36583319
legit the most underrated post i've seen in years

Kek.

>imblyign hicks sound/look like this

>>36583319
The first post, is also the best post.

>>36583260
>tfw no dungeon boss friend

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I tell him he's prettier without the photoshop

>>36583399
>>36583260
You want something like this op
>Hey man you wanna come back to my place and get some food?
We only use yall when refering to 2 or more people. Heck is somewhat frequent at least in NC. And he would likely ask you to go to bojangles first (chicken and biscuits fast food). And get some cheer wine. Then yall would stroll through roxboro and get yelled at by baby boomers and or killed by niggers. Point being stay the fuck out of roxboro.

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>>36583260
> YASSSSS

But if it was irl I'd probably sperg and respond incorrectly and ruin it

I grunted at a uni teacher when he greated me today and I regret it sm

I don't have any friends or social contact so I'd probably say "sure".

If I end up getting axe murdered or chained in a rape dungeon that's ok too

>>36583260
Reminder that this is what "fembots" mean when they say they like fat guys.

>>36583824
underrated post friendoregano

>>36584199
I have a female friend that wants to fuck shrek.

>>36583824
Ruined it at the end by breaking character but still a 9/10 kek

>>36583260
This is a good thread. thank you

also
>all these south fags getting astronomically assblasted over someone using their accent as a gay fantasy

Ask him if I should bring wine.

>barafags
fuck that bullshit

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>>36583260
>oh u-um.. i guess..

>tfw 5'4
>tfw gay
>tfw chubby

>>36585505
>not recognizing and respecting the superior form of gay attraction

But let me guess, traps aren't gay right?

That is a fucking shop

originale

>>36585531
>being an autistic bearded-lesbian-seperatist furfag

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>>36583260
>ywn have a kind, buff, country boy bf who'll cook meals with you
Why do you have to fucking torture me like this?

>>36583260
>would naively accept this offer as a friend ;w;

tfw no buff friend

>>36583824
y-you too
>>36583319
jej

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>>36585505
you are retarded, bara is the only way to enlightenment, i mean, look at those pecs, don't you just want to squeeze them real good?

>>36585531
this guy knows

>>36583260
p-please dont fuck me sir

>>36583260
Whats the chance that he'll let me fuck his muscular crevices (arm-pits, pecs, and ass cheeks)?

but still would definitely try to open up to that painfully stereotypical southerner. cowboy + goliath sized muscles + cute personalty = 10/10 hubby.

>>36583260
Id get wet and suck his cock.

>>36586338
sorry stacey, this guy is gay and so are men who look like that usually

enjoy your lean muscle fuckboy sex partner

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>>36586369
worst part is, youre right.

>>36583319
screenshotted and treasured.

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>>36586394
since i already have a muscle bear daddy that lets me fuck him, i'll at least share some 2d with you

>>36584319
Can you give me her contact?

>>36584064
Texasfag, people here seem to say hell or shit, only "heck" if they're a little more conservative and/or kids are around.

And I've never heard of bojangles but it sounds good.

>>36586338
>>36586394
post your pucci

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>>36586318
>mfw have a /big guy/ powerlifter fuck buddy who can't be my bf because he's not out of the closet
>mfw he asks me almost every time we have sex if I want to hump my dick against his muscles

Is this a fetish I never knew about? He once even lubed up his hairy musclegut and tried to get me to hump it. Is this a normal thing?

>>36586500
>being a faggot
>still asking yourself what is "normal"
kek

>>36583260
"Know what man, that'd be cool. I'll bring some beers. Been too long since I had someone different to chill with. Honestly I'm getting sick of watching my piece of shit friends ruin their lives. I'll swing by around 8:00, alright?"

>>36583370
I'm from North Dakota and I've got some friends from down in Texas, and honestly we don't talk all that different.

Also, tf is wrong with all you wanting to fuck the dude that's just trying to get your lonely ass to interact with other humans?

>>36583862
this except i am a faggot
more into lanky skeletons with good sense of fashion though

>>36586587
because he's really hot, retard

>>36586500
>musclegut
i feel like you're lying, but if you're not, pls do it
who cares if it's normal it's hot

>>36586531
>being a straight beta male in 2017
repeat after me: "o-ok stacey i'll babysit tyrone's babies over the weekend"

>>36583319
Fuck, I lel'd real good.

>>36586645
>>musclegut
What else am I supposed to call it?

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>>36586696
belly
musclegut is a term used only within the furry/bara community, the ones you see in the 2d drawings aren't actually real

you're just projecting your fetish onto r9k to ask if it's normal to avoid saying you're the one who likes it

>>36586733
But its not a belly, he definitely has some muscles on it, as well as fat.

>>36586783
Still a belly. Post a pic?