>walking in the city with sister
>tell sister I'm hungry
>we go to a pizza parlor and she gets me a slice of pizza
>it's cheese pizza instead of pepperoni pizza
>the slice is too big for me
>>36578768
You sound like a beta orbiter right now.
quality pots op
don't be so picky.marry her.
American pizza looks revolting, all big and floppy. No wonder youre all obese.
>at home with sister
>rape her
Truly first world problems.
Go fuck yourself.
Even hungry people can picky about their food. You don't just give junk food to a homeless person and expect gratitude.
>>36578968
Can someone post the original of that image
>>36579775
Here you go anonit's a boy
>>36578768
Lorenzo and Son's doesn't do toppings. Do you actively avoid the city?
>>36579925
then it's not pizza. It's just bread sticks with pizza sauce and cheese.
>>36579027
> Yes, good goy, tell him! He has no idea what hardship is!
That doesn't even qualify as pizza. It almost looks like Italian style pizza. I hope you weren't paying. That shit would only serve to piss me off.
>>36578805
You sound like someone who struggles to express themselves in public.
>>36578768
what are you a fucking pizza casual?
>>36578768
fuck out of here with that skinny ass northerner pizza boi. Go back to your Beta hut slices. Us southerners need something THICK and MEATY to satisfy us.
>>36578768
Such a good sister, be sure to hug her!
>>36580848
>pizza hut is northern style pizza
>he doesn't realize that pizza is either New York or Chicago style
>both places located in the north
>skinny food
>1 slice of NY style pizza is at least 500 calories
o i am laffin. please post more Cletus.
>>36580812
>pizza casuals
is there truly a worse type of person?
>doesn't live in a city with $1 pizza slices
get fucked pleb
>>36581016
Is 500kcal supposed to be a lot? I guess that might would sustain a 12 year old girl who is very into watching TV. I'm also a southerner and find that ny shit to be disgusting. Chicago style is nice enough, but we make pizza casserole down her. It's like chicago style but good.
>>36581109
>Is 500kcal supposed to be a lot?
The average adult eats 2000 calories a day. That's usually enough to let you keep your weight. Of course that depends on your height and amount of physical activity and such (metabolism varies, but not that much).
>>36581109
>implying you don't get a combo of 2 slices and a drink
please Cletus at least try the food before you call it shit there is literally nothing cheesier than a slice of NY pizza. prove me wrong. protip: you can't
It's called jumbo slice you autist
>>36580068
>>36579944
>>36578880
>>36580848
>t. faggots unfamiliar superior NY style pizza/inbred cletus
>>36580848
>>Us southerners
>>pizza casserole down here
Cletus please leave