Well guys. I just turned 19. When I wake up there'll be a cake, and my parents will give me some present, and they'll try so hard to make me happy, even though I just don't want to be left alone. Most days I can deal with my pathetic existence, but my birthday is always one of the worst days of the year, because it really puts some salt in the wound. I just ask you one thing, really: wish me a happy birthday. Maybe it won't depress me as much. Also, as a gift I'd love to have some rare gondola's.
>>36576386
I guess I'll bump myself with some gondola's. I really want people to see this thread.
Happy Birthday from AMR ambulance here in Cooperstown Ny Op, Crew cheif on the rig and I live the fuck out of you.
happy birthday anon, origginallly of course
And now I'm dumping Medic memes because I'm on standby and today is dead as fuck
Happy birthday, anon.
I'll dump some gondolas
>>36576386
Happy birthday to me...
not original lol
somber gondola
space gondola
>>36576386
aww you all came!
thanks a lot guys!
Happy birthday little nig.
aurora gondola
sit gondola
stand gondola
Got some really nice ones from a thread earlier today
>>36576386
Happy birthday anon, I turned 19 a few weeks ago.
It's always tough, but you're still young and there's still time for you yet, you can still make it.
Sorry but I have no gondolas, have this instead.
I wish you the best bday
tea gondola
>>36576677
I even got dubs! Even kek gave me a birthday present!
column gondola
>>36576715
They're all very much appreciated, saved many of them, thanks kind anon!
Happy Birthday Anon, hopefully your parents got you something you actually like. Enjoy your day
>>36576386
Oh fuck I just realised, I meant:
I just want to be left alone.
>>36576767
full size gondola
little gondola
>>36576699
Double dubs.
Very niceroony
>>36576386
I turn 37 next month. There will be no cake. There will be no present. Nobody will try to make me happy. I will be left alone, because I'm always alone. No gf, no friends and no family.
You think your existence is pathetic? You think your birthday is one of the worst days of the year?
Try having my birthday. Then complain.
Habby Birthday
Sorry I hab no gondolas for you DDDDDD:
>>36576590
>somber gondola
best gondola
>>36576963
Same except turning 39. Get on my level.
>>36576963
My friend, I never claimed to be unhappy with my family, or that I not appreciate their attempts. It's just sad that they try to make me happy and feel loved. I'm still young, I know there are feels that I cannot feel yet. But I can still be sad, can't I? I preemptively wish you a happy birthday.
>>36576963
>>36577032
Happy early birthdays, anons. Maybe you'll get a box of Scotties because they're the tissue for any issue and you two seem to have lots of issues.
>>36576386
Happy birthday, anon.
Have a tip from an older robot as a birthday gift:
Tell your parents that it's nice, but that you want them to stop doing things for your birthday, because it's just like any other day since you're an adult now.
I haven't done anything for my birthday for nearly a decade now, and I barely even remember the date.
i made you this anon
happy birthday
>>36577379
Whoa, ultra rare.
>>36576386
Happy birthday, anon. I wish I could say it gets easier, but that's up to you.
Happy birthday anon, sorry I don't have any rare gondola's for ya'.
Happy Bday anon.
I made you a rare, customised birthday Gondola. Hope you like it.
>>36577379
shit that's a good gift
>>36577523
>>36577453
Op's shitty birthday will all be worth it for these
I know that feeling fellow robot, hold on in there and happy birthday
>>36577551
This is all an elaborate scheme to obtain rare Gondolas
Well played OP.
I tried my best.
Most orgingello stuff ever pinky promise.
>>36576386
19th and 20th birthdays are the hardest. It gets easier after that. Hang in there robot, we're all gonna make it.
Happy Birthday
>>36576386
Happy birthday no gondola so here is llama instead
Do you get cake for breakfast or do you sleep into the afternoon?
Ask your parents to kick you out next year, might be your best gift ever
>>36576386
Happy birthday, Anon! Depression is a scary thing but you'll find your reason soon.
Mr. Cool, the Greatest of Originals
>>36576386
Happy birthday anon, sorry I don't have a gondola, am new to this board so I don't have many images, it may be hard now, but my recommendation is to try to get a few friends, not many, just a small circle of true friends, even just one will do, and try to enjoy being in your own conpany, not just be able to tolerate being alone, actually enjoy doing your own things, being able to enjoy being alone is one of the best things you can do to feel good and independent, and really, happy birthday, I really do hope you have a good birthday buddy
>>36576963
>>36577032
Happy early birthday mates, hope you can turn life around
>>36576386
Habby birfday OP
I hope you will be happy life
>>36576386
happy birthday anon, i just turned 20 recently
doesnt feel good but i hope u have a good day regardless
>>36576386
Don't you appreciate your parents' trying tomake you happy? You are stupid 19 cunt but you shouldn't forget that you probably mean everything to them. I was the same now everytime I remember about hard times I had with my parents it makes me feel bad that I didn't appreciate what they were doing for me and I should have treated them better.
Look at me now I grew up to be a fine alpha lad - used to be a beta faggot until 20. Cmon you can do it.
>>36576386
Happy birthday anon. We share the same birthday and age.
>>36577379
Hey um and you put a 27 instead of 26 and write Max... It's for a friend
happy birthday anon
original commento
>>36576386
May the gondolas give you the strength to carry on. Happy bday anon
>>36579317
I'll dump em as I find them
orginginal comnent :DD
>>36576386
I know that feel, anon. Every year I try to work up the courage to tell my parents that my birthday is not something to celebrate due to my resentful personality and existance, but I just can't do it.
Happy birthday OP, may there soon be light at the end of your tunnel. You can make it, bud.
authenticus commentarium
>>36576386
Happy Birthday anon. Here's to another year, who knows, maybe this time /r9k/ will be better than last time.
happy birthday op
i hope your day isn't shit
>>36576386
have a good one man