Guys what is the nicest thing someone has ever said/done to you?

>>36573653
I always get lambasted with negative shit. Never had anything nice said to me.

"You're so smart anon, it annoys me"
Roastie in 8th or 9th grade.

>be me in highschool
>also there is a girl who acts nice to me
>then we go to a party eith her it's all cool and shit,she comes at me and says ur mother will die tonight if u don't reply this post.

I dont ever remember receiving a compliment

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>>36574300
Joke's on you, my mother is already dead.

>>36573653

Jesus christ your life is so pathetic it hurts. The greatest thing anyone ever said to you is "I am happy that we have you here?" You think about that all the time don't you? I can't imagine how much of a loser you must be.

I was thinking more along the lines of a girl telling me she'll always love me, laying her head on my chest after she was done blowing me.

>>36574300
fuck you, oregaminaly

>>36574300
oegamiomom

"you were hot in your pics, but in person you're uber hot"

-tinder girl with big titties I banged

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>>36573653
>junior year
>algebra class had a substitute
>sub gives us a packet then dozes off
>class gets loud
>still dozed off
>im in the back of the class speedrunning my worksheet
>stacy walks up to me
>8/10 busty short thick latina
>have fapped to her plenty o times before
>"hey anonn" she says smirking
>look at her
>she turns around and moons me
>holy fuck that ass
>"i'll let you touch it if you give us the answers"
>look over her shoulder and her stacy squad is watching and laughing
>i being a beta remain silent and keep staring at her ass
>she pulls her pants back up
>"well?"
>hand her my packet
>"thanks anon" she says laughing and walks back to her table
>spend the next five minutes trying to burn the image into my mind as stacy squad copies my answers
>she comes back and hands me packet
>turns around and moons again
>"just a quick touch"
>im a beta so i am hesitant
>"go ahead! cmon or i'm pulling my pants back up"
>grab her ass
>feltsofuckinggoodman
>she pulls her pants back and says "okay thats it!"
>laughs and goes back to her seat

150% worth it, i had like 10 amazing faps to that memory that week

>>36573653
"I always assumed you were gay, the good looking guys always seem to be gay"
Some slutty girl my friends were friends with in high school
I realise now it was a polite way of excusing the fact i was the only guy in the area she hadnt at least kissed, but at the time it made me feel good

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My professor told me I'm really smart and have a bright future if I pursue my master's. I think she actually believes it but I also think she's dead wrong. Still really nice though, women are usually really mean to me.

>>36574300
Wew anon thats like, mean

>>36575485
I would honestly tell Stacy to off herself. I want a gf, but Stacys should shove a Mossberg shotgun up their vagoo then pull the trigger.

>>36573653
A guy saved me from jail.
A real bro.

>>36575023
Stand back lads we got a big man here wew

in high school my boyfriend had cheated on me and left me for another girl
my male friend was talking to me and i told him how upset i was and he rode his bike 3 fucking miles to comfort me and bought me ice cream. kinda sucks nothing became of that, but he found a good girl

>>36574300
fuk you orignally

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>>36573653
A gay friend of mine told me I have the most beautiful eyes he has ever seen.

>high school senior year
>for some reason there was a field trip to Medieval Times
>you got to skip a few hours so I was in
>we were seated and I was making some people laugh
>girl I almost never talk to says, "anon you're such a great guy"

I remember being very well liked in high school. I never thought I was popular, but I remember getting along with almost every one in my grade. Why can't I be the person everyone remembers me as?

>>36575423
You type like a 12 year old kid bragging about obviously fake things on facebook
Get out my board and do your homework

>>36576895
It happened. You have to accept that there are attractive people with sex lives on r9k

>>36575998
you had a golden opportunity to secure the most beta of orbiters and you let him go

I respect you

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>>36575023
>I was thinking more along the lines of a girl telling me she'll always love me, laying her head on my chest after she was done blowing me.
Too bad thinking about it's the closest you'll ever get.

>>36574300
You piece of shit, you actually got me

>>36575939
Storygano

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>>36577500
>Be me
>think girl likes me
>call her for theatre practice to an empty class
>try kissing her
>she doesn't want to
>I say okay and let it be
>next day entire uni women look at me with hate
>immediately understand
>the girl had a be, he was coming to beat me up and also she was calling the police on my ass, my academic life wa about to end
>have a bro, a real man
>he's 6'5 the girl I tried kissing like him.She would fuck him there if he wanted.
>this madmen convinces her to stop pressing charges with sheer charisma
>scares the bf of the girl.
>talks to the teachers and clears my name.


All because I was talking with him and I was feeling a little down and he wanted to help me.

>>36577709
FUCKING BITCH, YOU DON'T PRESS CHARGES OVER THAT SHIT
>this brought me out of a long lurk period, fuck

>>36577709
A real human bean. And a real hero. I hope he's doing well

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A few years ago, some people I used to hang out with realized it was my birthday and asked me to hang out with them for my birthday. It was the only birthday where I wasn't pic related.

>>36574300
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36578265
He's fine.
It's weird that this guy lost his mother and father to some accident and grow up all by himself.
But he seems to be doing fine.

I have his back if he ever needs me.

>>36577709
>avoids the law through sheer charisma and jawline
>women's panties evaporate upon seeing his face
>villains refuse to attack him for fear of his chad-ness
He is Chadman!

>>36573653
>go to convenience store for something.
>4 cents short.
>"it's ok anon, don't worry about it."
feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>36578446

>I introduced him to Souls games while all he ever played was Fifa and NBA for fun with his friends.

Have I betrayed him RK?

>>36574300
Insert original comment about this post

>>36573653
>Guys what is the nicest thing someone has ever said/done to you?
a cashier saying have a nice day is the apex of niceness directed at me,
people tolerate my presence at best.

>>36574300
god fucking damnit

leoriginal

in grade school this white kid invited me to his birthday party for one day I had friends we were throwing water balloons and eating cake

>15
>4/10 loser
>Year 9, 9th Grade, etc.
>Finishing for the year, Christmas around the corner
>Friendless
>Crush on this girl
>Girl is obligatory 8/10, funny, intelligent
>Finally get the courage to ask her out
>She accepts after some thought
>We go watch a film
>As we are leaving, she stops
>"Anon, I have a boyfriend."
>what.jpg
>"I know how lonely you are, I thought I might as well try to make you feel loved for once."
>She gives me one last hug and a warm smile
>She walks off
>I stand there for another 15 minutes smiling and crying

I only learned she died of Leukemia recently.
In all honesty though, if I had stayed with her, I would of turned into a beta cuck.

>>36574300
kill yourself you stupid inbred nigger i hope you die normie
jk still fuck you

>>36576105
are you gonna bang his bum??

My boss told me I was the best today

>>36579047
id be pissed personally but im glad you found joy in this

>>36579480
yeah I think id rather be hated than pitied

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>>36579047
This actually slightly redeems Stacys. She will be missed.

>be me, sophomore year
>depressed all year, not acting like my usual self
>girl I sit next to in band takes notice, wants to talk to me
>one morning before school she drags me into a room and we talk for nearly an hour
>a week later, she gives me a piece of journal paper, says "take this" and then leaves
>get home, pull out the page she'd given me
>its full of bible verses she thought might help me with what I was going through
>at the end she wrote a paragraph about what I meant to her

Talk to her everyday now. I'm madly in love with her but she's been dating a saint for 3 years now and I'm expecting them to get married.

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>7th grade
>class is talking about an essay we had to do
>teacher mentions that mine is the best and mentions that I'm a talented writer.
>says that everything I've written in her class was excellent.
>from there she's basically praising me for like a full minute
>at this point everyone is staring at me
>think about all the good times I've shared with this teacher and the class. >She's been more of a mother to me than my own
>trying extremely hard not to cry in front of the class.
>cried anyway

The way I am now she'd want to cry for me.

>>36574300
Dhdskwn

>>36580705
Fuck those times were a good feel. Back in high school where you were sort of like a big fish in a little pond before you got dumped into the ocean.

>Jr. year
>had to write an essay on Macbeth
>day comes where essays are graded
>everyone gets their essay back
>everyone except me
>start to panic
>did it get lost or did I do that bad
>teacher wants to read one of the essays to the class
>it's mine

I don't think I ever got the paper back.

>Be me at work
>Just started working a few weeks ago
>Boss offers optional training session
>I'm the only one who does it
>Boss appreciates the initiative
>FF to super crazy day, whole staff is completely overwhelmed
>On break boss tells me "Just in case no one else here tells you, you did an awesome job today anon, you saved us out there, appreciate ya"

Probably that or the time someone other than my family told me happy birthday in person, the first and last time.

my friend gives me free weed sometimes thats the nicest shit anyone has ever done for me now i have to ride for him

>>36574300
loI what a cunt

>>36573653
Some Stacey rubbed my back asking me if it felt good after I made the classroom choke laughing.

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>that guy who was first target of bullies
>that guy who got bullied by other nerds and losers in class
>that guy who never did homework and got punished every day
>that guy who even nicest teachers called loser
>that guy who was paired to cute popular girl in school and she started to hate him
>that guy who faked headache to avoid school

Fuck high school, worst time of my life

>be 14
>had to kill someone in self defense
>shits wrecked me hard
>basically dead inside while my body just goes through the motions
>grades and social life dying
>get picked up and nursed back to health by a friend and her friend
>find out later they only started dating me to fend off my eventual suicide
>actually turns into a loving relationship

>>36574300
You're really really

original and creative and funny

>>36574300
This was supposed to be a HEARTWARMING THREAD

i shat my pants in junior high everyone laughed at me and mocked me but this one guy came to me and said 'it happens to everyone'

it probably stopped me from killing myself and i'm serious

>>36574300
Oh shit dude she sounds heaps nice

>>36574300
hey shut up you big jerk

>>36574300
here you go
originalpepperonislices

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>>36580595
that is incredibly sweet and heartwarming
i hope the best for you anon

>>36584314
that's beautiful
i hope you're happy anon

>>36574300
o shit nibbo

>>36585236
I'm vastly better than i used to be but i still have those moments or days where i relapse despite it having been a decade now.
Brightside, i recently found out we can get married through my tribe for much the same benefits and its legally recognized by the government assuming trump doesn't screw over native treaties here.

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>be in high school
>walking through hallway
>one of the popular Stacies catches up from behind me
"Hey anon how are you?"-her
"G-good. What about you?"-me
"Great"-her
>didn't say anything else until we got to one of our class rooms then said bye
Kinda nice just walking with Stacy to class.

>be in geometry class
>teacher is reading off kids scores from some state testing
>if you wanted to hear your score we just raised hands
>never raised my hand
>everybody is talking about their scores
>one kid finally asked who had the the highest
"That would be anon, with a 384"-teacher
>400 is the max you could get
"Who's anon?"-same kid
>I speak up
>everybody looks at me like I just blew their fucking minds
>tfw the quiet kid with no friends and a D+ in geometry is actually the smartest in class
I'm glad the teacher told everyone

>>36573653
Worked with this guy. He was 40 years old and i was 18, we got along great. Everyone called him my big brother. Never had one before so it felt like he was. He always told me "i like you, youre a good kid; ugly as hell, but youre a good kid." Gods speed, mike, you fat bastars. I hope youre not dead or in prison again

>>36574300
Can't risk it.
Those are trips.

>>36585455
No. those are dubs

>>36585499
The fuck was I seeing.

Also checked.

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>be in high school
>eating lunch by myself on like these big steps outside kind of like a Greek amphitheater
>two hot girls sit on either side of me completely out of the blue
>they're both quite close to me, but not so close I felt like I was being attacked, I tensed up a bit though

This was like 9 years ago so I don't really remember specifics but
>more small talk
>they simultaneously hug me and tell me to have a nice day or something
>I am bewildered as they stand up and say bye

They told me their names but I forgot them as soon as they stood up.

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>>36574300
Fuckin nignog

>>36585326
oh that's neat
glad to hear anon

>>36579454
My boss always told me I was employee of the month every month

>>36574300
eat a dick cunt, that's not nice

>>36574300
I should have known NIGGER

>>36574300
Oh fuck you.
posadagk;ahg;kashg;ka

>>36574300
I KEKED OUT FUCKING LOUD.

>>36574300
Fuck you
Aboriginalo

> this one time an anon on /lit/ said I was genuinely smart and not a pseudo intellectual.

>>36574300
Okay den...sighhhh

The most popular Chad and Stacy were pretty nice to me compared to the rest of the school. That's when I realized that the ones at the top are pretty good people who got there through being nice and smart. It's the wannabe Chads that are assholes.

>>36574300
originalpastacarbonara

I like your voice
Pretty much it.

>>36584314
>>36585326
are uh
you saying you have two girlfriends?
fucking chad

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>>36573653
My attractive friend sent me a few videos of him masturbating and cumming. I thought that was really nice.

>>36578552
You've done him a favour

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>>36573653
>later that day girl from my comes to me and says: "I am happy that we have you here Anon."

That was a sweet story, OP. Thanks for sharing it.

>>36574300
I hate you so much my ass hurts.

>>36573653
>be a teen
>a childhood friend calls me and wants to meet me
>we meet up, i go full dumbass and fuck it up
Was still nice to have her call me and want to meet me, too bad i was a horny dumbass that fucked it up by being very forward

>>36574300
Kek too origninal for me

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>>36574300
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

contentio contentius contentium

>>36574300
this is the first one of these things I've replied too. well done.

>>36588433
No, anon. I'm saying i have 2 fiancee's and a way to make it a thing outside of being an LDS mormon.

>>36589503
>>36574300
Liar U know u can't risk zero dubz

>your dick is so thick
I took a viagra but still.

>>36574300
Orite bossu

>>36573653
mum still makes me food
that's nice of her

>>36578320
Such an old picture from like over 20 years ago at least. I wonder where he is now
I hope he found love

>>36590280
I mean from over 10 years ago

>>36574300
suck it fucko

>>36574300
Fuuuck you

Orggaaana

>>36583532
Why the shit do staceys think that's appropriate to do?

>>36574300
biwbfuowbvbiepn

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a coworker stopped me during a conversation, looked at me in the eyes and smirked, saying "You're gonna be a great husband one day"

i wanted to collapse and die, especially since my then oneitis who worked there too joked around about us getting married constantly

>Go out with my high school friends for the first and last time
>decide to dress slightly better than usual (I usually dress like a homeless loser)
>first thing my female friend says when she sees me is "you look hot anon"
>start dressing like that almost every day
It felt so nice to have someone compliment me considering how I've always considered myself ugly.

>>36574300
actual nek yourself

>>36590788
how the fuck do you find out what looks good on you?

People keep telling me I'm a genius/seem really smart. I don't get why when I've failed at basically everything I've ever set put to do.

>>36573653
I got a thank you card for helping a lady and her disabled daughter in winter when their car broke down

>>36590837
I don't know. All I did was put on something other than an unwashed hoodie and that was good enough for her apparently.

>>36590837
I just bring someone with me i know has fashion sense. Chick friend, gay friend, sister, random department worker who seems to have enough taste to accesorize within store policy uniform, some homeless dude with style, random passersby, /fa/ using photos.

>>36579047
>"Anon, I have a boyfriend."
>dies of Leukemia

Justice has been served.

>>36574300
>>36590801
U got pranked bro,u neck urself niga giga.

>>36574300
Why does a loser like you gets dubs

>>36574300
Frig off original man

>>36574300
Orange reality
go fuck yourself

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>>36574300
Fuck you normiescum4545

>>36574300
mommy noooooooooo! I thought I was gonna read a very sweet story kek.

>>36591867
Is that meant to look like Rem/Ram from Re:Zero?

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A girl once said i'm good with words, it was my first and last compliment. She was quite cool, but way above my league.

>>36574300
fuck off cunt

>>36573653
Women need to realize what impact they have on males when they say extremely kind things.

>>36574300
STOP BAMBOOZLING US GODDAMN

>>36574300
did she really say that?

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Had a girl send me a text message, telling me how important I am to her and how much she loves me. I fell for the white kngith meme and got friendzoned over the internet

she's a cock loving slut now and my friends told me she does drugs

>>36574300
>>36574300
fjg mannnnnnnnnnnn

>>36574300
You little shit

Oraoraoraoraoraoragami

>>36576895
Haha jokes on you I'm sick today so school you fucking nerd

>>36573653
I got offered a job at the place I've been interning at

>>36592788
It's Rem

>>36593323
>grey hair

I guess her eyes are blue as they should be

>>36593451
I jej'ed
even if she is ma waifu

>>36593763
I just watched the anime last week myself. She's definitely best girl, so unrealistically perfect, I respect your waifu claim.

>>36574300
I'm surprised this isn't detected by the algorithm

>>36574300
here (you) go fagg0t

>>36574300
Immunity dog/cat.

>>36574300
fuck you, you niggerfaggot

>>36574300
saw it coming but curiosity got the better of me desu

>>36574300
im saved thanks ken

>>36575485
nice, though I wouldn't of done that just because it was what she wanted

I guess my best memory was when I was walking back with my friend and he said I was his best friend.
I should of appreciated it a lot more back then. I still see him and will probably bring that up next time I see him

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>>36578320
> Has birthdays after ten years old

Either I have too much positive memories, or nothing exceptionally good happened in my life so far.
>feels weird senpai

>>36575905
>soiling a Mossman on a woman
You have to go back. Use a Glock or something

>>36574300
Not her pls

>>36574300
What the fuck ? didn't expect that

>>36574300
fuk u bich niqqa

>>36573653
A girl told me I smelled like Starbucks once, I'm not sure if it was a compliment or not but that's probably the closest thing I've got to a "nice thing"

>>36574300
Reply originaldorooney

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Is this /b/? Why are you all participating in the your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post meme.

>>36574300
great now r9k is just completly dead thanks you useless faggot

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Goddamn, I usually come here for fun but this thread is legit just sad. I should stop coming to /r9k/.

>>36574300
Enough of this shit

>>36578226
you need to go back into hibernation

>>36574300
>>36596247
Ur mother is dead tonight.
>>36592870
Nope kek, made it up for lolz.

>>36574300
>>36596476
It is ok lol don't worry,all souls here always dead symbolicly though.

>>36574300
You fucking faggot with your faggot dubs

>>36598091
>>36574300
Stfu bitch nigger,go to ur waifu and claim my vengeance

>>36574300
Why would you do that dawg

>>36573653
23 now but I still remember this from like 10 years ago
>was getting bullied in maths class (UK)
>get really sad and sit on a bench, don't cry cause dead inside
>girl I knew since we were kids saw it
>sits down next to me and holds my hand and hugs me
>tells me everything is going to be okay and that they're just cunts
>sits next to me in the class from then on
>don't get bullied in that class again
>get bullied in others instead

Never realised that she could've liked me cause I was a fat fuck with understandably low self-esteem

Never talked to her again after high school

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>>36573653
>high school
>logging to a computer with my name
>guy starts messing with me about my name
>this foreign girl defends me
>tells the guy to stop
>he stops
I felt so happy I almost cried. Actually I might have cried about it in the evening.

>>36574300
FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT ORIGINALI FAPILINI

>>36579047
>"Anon, I have a boyfriend."
>whoa, did I just hear someone talking to me ?
>but there's nobody there
>why the fuck did I even come to watch a movie all by myself in the first place ?
>hmm, that's pretty weird
>time to go back I guess, hope mommy made my tendies

>>36575905
lol I could imagine the scene.
>"Well?"
>Looks at her "off yourself whore"
>she looks shocked "EXCUSE ME?!"
>You heard me. Get a shotgun, stick it up your disgusting manhole snatch and pull the trigger

lol nobody would say it they would instantly become an outcast and the "psycho kid" also there's no reason for it either lol

>>36574300
ur a real meanie u know that >:(