>Dad cuts my hair >Makes a mistake, tries to fix it and

>>36572726
>Makes a mistake
You are the mistake.

>>36572759
I was fine until I was subjected to their parenting.

how fucking meek can you be if you dont even have the ability to choose your own haircut? Are you so poor that you cant afford a 15 dollar haircut? Id suggest telling your mom and dad to never do that shit again.

>>36572726
>going to barber with your mother
now here's the thing OP:
1. You're an underage faggot
2. You have autism
3. Both

>>36572726
>Is there a single reason to not give yourself buzzcuts?
No. Been buzzing my own hair for years. Never going back to barbers.

>>36572829
>>36572829
No eyesight(which is why I just went with it)
No car
No job (I have enough to afford a haircut but mom insisted)
No agency
No presence
No muscle mass
No vocal depth
No backbone

Though, I asked my dad because I figured I'd save money but now 2 and a half years of hair growth gone for nothing.

>>36572839
I'm 22 and I don't have autism.

bumping of course

Looking at my hair again, it's OK, I'm just ugly, sorry for making this thread.

>>36572726
Who has their mom escort them to the barber shop and decide on the do? That's fucking childish!

>>36573924
>Who has their mom escort them to the barber shop and decide on the do?
Me.

>>36572726
I cut my own hair and it's usually fine.

>>36573945
Pathetic, anon. And just grow you hair out like I am. Fuck soending $50 on a haircut!

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>>36573005
>22
>mom takes him to the barber
hmmmm

>>36572726
Don't bring your parents to the barber. Going there with your mom makes everything extremely awkward. Go alone.
Another tip: find out what kind of cut YOU want online (check /fa/ as a starting point), and bring a picture of that haircut to the barber (on your phone, just make sure they don't see your anime and meme pics ok).

>>36573984
I did, I had a lot of hair before Monday.

>>36574019
My mom is pretty controlling, she made the fact that my dad cut my hair a big family issue and it was her idea to do more than simply dropping me off to the place to get another cut. She even sat there and watched.

Just look at it as an adventure, OP. Also bonding time with your parents.

>>36572726
Five on the sides, 7 on the top.

>>36574111
>Just look at it as an adventure
Now I'm unironically autistic

>>36572726
go bald dude, it's so easy to maintain

>>36572726
Haircut is cope. All that matters is if you have maxillary forward grown.

Buy a hair trim

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>>36573005
Well you will certainly get more agency and presence and confidence by having your mommy escort you everywhere and pay for things. Get a fucking job.

>>36574329
What is this jargon?

>>36575173
I think I'll start buzzing my own hair too, long hair sucked because it took too long to manage, short hair is comfy even if it looks bad right now.

Can totally believe that figure, saved at least 300 buckaroos myself over the past 2 years.

>>36572726
>mom tip him 100%

Kek, did everyone at the barbershop then proceed to applause and congratulate each others on how much of a good job they all have accomplished?

>>36572726
Grow your hair you peasant

>>36572777
You've been subjected to it since you were born though...

>>36572829
>a 15 dollar haircut
Lol wat? Just wait until a coupon comes along and you can get one for 6-8 dollars.

>>36572726
Meanwhile I cut my own hair and beard, take mother's boyfriend cigs, drink his "special" wine and laugh in his face when he complains like the beta he is.

The face he made when he tried telling to go to sleep at night while i was gently running my fingers on the knife edge while smiling at him was just hilarious.

Leave me alone, don't fuck with my drinking, drug and sleeping habits and we all good mang.

>>36573005
how tall are u `_____-

>>36575564
Wow you sound like a total tough guy. Watch out everyone. Badass over here

>>36575614
Is your ironic shitposting supposed to achieve something friendo?

>>36575572
I'm 6'1" 145 lbs.

>>36575949
you're just full of autism then

>>36575985
I'm a lanklet, it's like I'm 8 inches shorter and 10 years younger even if I'm not.

>>36576006
The main reason is being a fucking autistic faggot is being a manlet
but as I see you're not one
so you're just full of autism. go fix that and you're good to go
and stop worrying about your fucking haircut just make it even shorter till you find some style