>get taken to a normie party
>get blackout drunk
>wake up and see this
what do?
Pretend to be asleep until she leaves
>>36569441
im black so that means she's a coalburner and i dont date coalburners because they're degenerate cheaters
but hey at least I lost my virginit
Check if I at least made her sign the letter of consent.
>>36569441
obviously ask if she's a robot and if she says yes then i'll skip cross the mustard bricks to the window and drink the chocolate flavored eggs.
leave a thank you note for letting me sleep it off
>>36569441
She brought her pajamas to my place?