"You said you were a virgin so what are you waiting for?

>>36566579
just because im a virgin it doesnt mean ill fuck anything willing.

>Implying I wouldn't do it

>>36566579
if she wasnt so discolored i`d probably do it
t. ugly as hell

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>>36566613
He's doing it! Hooray

>>36566579
Rather stick my dick in a stack of shit to end my virginity.

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>>36566579
Looks like a tarantula.

>>36566579
Is that Barbra Chandler?

>>36566687
She's what came to my mind too.

>>36566579
> le robots have no excuse because they have enough dignity not to fuck jabba the hutt

start worshipping her pussy oregando

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>>36566579
>Bust a nut inside
>Never speak of this again

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>>36566687
>>36566701
Same here
Originally

fuck it I would hit it my standards are dead

i'd assume you could get some alcoholic chick in her 30s if you just put yourself out there

>>36566579
Yummy for my tummy
t.22y.o. college Chad.
Kek!

>>36566613
>implying you could even reach

>>36567741
Best post of the thread

Origami

>>36567198
>put yourself out there

anon this is r9k

>>36566687
Barb is dying. She's thin as a rail now.

>>36566579
fuck her in the belly button

>>36566579
But I'm not a virgin :^) origigi

>tfw I unironically fap to BBW milf porn
Its not as horrible as the woman in OP's pic, but Its still enough to sometimes give me that "Oh god, why did I fap to THIS?" feeling after I bust a nut

Same tier as my mother to be honest.

That's sexylinda7 on xhamster, I fap to her all the time and yes I would definitely

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>Dating older mommy gf from work
>Everyone realizes how close I am to her but not to them
>Starts hating on me

>>36566579
I think my dick retracted

>>36566579
Pussy is pussy

Standards are for effeminate faggots

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>>36566579
"Away with you vile monster, my purity is not yours to take"

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I couldn't do it. That is the most revolting snatch that has ever burned my retinas.

>>36570263
>>36570272
hahahahahahahahaha i love you both ahhhh