I have no friends, not even one, and it's turning me

>>36564308
It means you have high standards, respect yourself first above all else.

I have a friend and it's turned me into a jerking jade

>>36564321
Yeah but I'm lonely, and I'm becoming mean

>>36564346
So get mean friends.

>>36564494
Super easy man, I'll just open my butt like you do

>>36564556
Is this you being ''mean''? You're still really nice. Just get some internet friendo's and talk to them so you can still have some human contact :)

>>36564308
Same
It makes it really hard to tell what I'm supposed to filter and what I'm not in conversation
I guess "supposed to" doesn't really exist but at the same time I don't want to offend anyone because that hurts my chances of making frands

>>36564595
Shut up, it's not that easy man

>>36564607
>tfw the only people i have talked to in the past months are my parents and my little brother

>>36564628
i know it isn't, lad. but you have to try. for the sake of your own sanity. you being mean sounds really cute by the way.

>>36564641
Shut up, stop please

>>36564704
fuck you, you whiny faggot. suffocate in your own fucking shit.

>>36564308
That does it anon, you need to be sent to Ponyville to make some friends.

>>36564732
I will, thanks
>>36564747
Is that /mlp/, no thanks

>>36564308
i'll be your friend

post your discord!

>>36564773
Fine, be that way. I won't even bother with the traditional royal farewell.

I have one friend and I kind of hate him

>>36564783
Sure but I don't plan on talking today, and I don't get on mic, my name is Chainmecha

>>36564821
How is he your friend then?

>>36564822
>Chainmecha
you forgot the numbers

>>36564830
Oh woops #5382

>>36564308
What manga is that pic?

It only gets harder. I've been friendless for so damn long. Can't even relate to people anymore.

>go to uni
>don't talk to anyone
>"now class, form groups"
>ask the nearest stranger if they want to group with me, if not I just wait for all of them to form and search for ones with spots left

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>>36564308
shut up and post more rustle

>>36564308
>becoming mean
you'll be one of us in a couple years

>>36565351
? wut, I've been here for over a decade and I've always been nice :3

>>36565351
>>36565465
Not me btw, that guy is some wierdo

same. I've never had friends and I'm degenerating into more of a cunt as time goes on, even though I'm originally very altruistic by nature. I respond rudely preemptively now. 4chan is strangely the only place I can actually use my real personality anymore.