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>>36564274
what's her name again i forgot

ashdjsjg

why do you start threads with this subject line

are you mentally challenged?

I fucked a trap, an ugly single mother, and a fat cancer patient.
I TAKE WHAT I CAN GET

>>36564274
>15

A lot of fat chicks, l don't remember most of their names

>>36564368
>and a fat cancer patient
where did you find a fat cancer patient

>>36564406
I didn't, she fucked me and then immediately got cancer

>>36564274
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING NORMALFAG SHIT!

~70
You probably won't believe me but it happens after 15 years of being slutty. Not proud or happy about it now.

Yes, I am a 26 year old virgin.

>>36564432
>she fucked me and then immediately got cancer
well I guess that's what you get for having sex with anons, kek

>>36564503
I know right? Fuck my life lol

6, only 1 of them was a girl, 1 of them was a tranny, all of them were from /soc/.

>>36564331
maryjane auryn
apparently not original

>>36564519
>maryjane auryn
based
thanks anon

lost my vcard mid march and I've had 15 guys since

>>36564569
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, kill yourself.

Over 10, I lost count

>>36564479
Just, how, do you just let literally every man who asks for sex fuck you?

>>36565875
that's not even that many people it's only 4.6 people a year

>>36564479
Ya pretty much. The math works out to about 5 guys a year which probably doesn't seem as fucked. But there were some years with one or two guys.

2 people. 1 MTF and 1 skinny Asian. Too bad I can't cum from ass fucking.

One.

It fixed approximately nothing.
As a matter of fact, it made everything worse. Sex is a meme glorified through pornography and stupid ass cliche romance in movies. You all are missing nothing.

All I wish for is for a woman who can hold me and accept me for the broken trash that I am.

>>36564713

this. few hookers in the count but more regular chics.

>>36566044
You sound like you just want to whine about your life rather than having actually problems a girl doesn't want.

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5.

1 cute geek girl with a perfect body(bipolar). 3 fatties. 1 butterface(also totally crazy).

>>36566145

Trust me, no girl has ever wanted what I am.

Once they got past the funny normie facade and the physical attraction, they found a broken little boy who never had any parents and not a single one tried to understand. Apparently, "I'm too much of a deadweight."

>>36566315
you're so whiny and self pitying
jesus
get a real problem

>>36566158
>on r9k
>pepe posting
>not just any pepe, but a "bloody mess pepe"
>implying you aren't suffering from some sort of personality disorder or mental illness.

>>36566576

Oh, I know I'm depressed. It usually manifests as binge-eating or anger though, not sadness/apathy.

But we depressed people are nowhere near as bad as Cluster B types, who are born life-wreckers.

Karen Smith, 42

>>36564274

Fucked three and enjoyed heavy petting and oral sex with two others.

>>36566666
noice digits !

>>36566348

Riddle me this. How can you know that my problems are benign when I have told you 0 about them and the life I've lived?

But you're right. An expert lje you should know. I should have real problems. Like yours, I presume?

You do have real problems, right?

>>36566676
Wasn't even me the second time.

The way you grouped your problems into a post about only having sex with one girl.

You brought it up.

You're defending it.

You expect people to like you with your problems instead of fixing them.

I really have no knowledge of you but you whined about something that wasn't directly related.

>>36566845

I was venting. Jesus, drop the psychoanalysis.

Yes I am working on my problems, no I am not expecting anyone to like me with or for my problems. I just want someone to understand.

I said this because there's the strange notion around here that sex fixes self esteem and it couldn't be further from the truth.

she looks like a young Mistress T

how the fuck is this not original

>>36566911
I just answered your question. Probably came across as shit and mean. Just putting it out there.

Have to say I am curious now as to what you feel and hope someone will understand

>>36567083

Well I know this isn't the thread, but I'll try to be as brief as possible.

I grew up poor and abused by my step dad in ways that make your average child abuse story seem like a walk in the park. I almost died a couple of times. Couple that with the fact that I grew up in a criminal environment and you get a nice cocktail of anxiety and ptsd. I got nightmares and shit, the whole package. People think that to see the great abyss of despair and suffering, you need to go in third world slums or in the backstreets of a big city. They are wrong. It's in everyone's neighborhood. They just don't notice.

This has turned me into an hostile person. I am on edge, aggressive and enraged 100% of the time. People don't notice because I've learned to keep most of it under control, but I feel like ripping apart faces with my bare hands all the time. I'm always on guard, never really trusting anyone but my closest of friends. I don't need to say much more for you to understand that this has made my romantic ventures a living hell. I wish I was like my thug friends sometimes. Seeing every girl as a bitch to be used as a fucktoy, but I am not like that. Deep down I am a great sensitive who want to love people and share the feels, so despite having enough charisma and social experience to get laid quite easily, I never do, because I know it will fuck me up more. I'm extremely emotionally vulnerable.

I lost my virginity a couple of months ago as a matter of fact. Ended up giving in. What I feared would happen happened. I got used.

Ever sibce then and, really, even before that I've been trying to find that elusive "soul mate" because I long for someone who will listen to me, accept me even though I am very troubled, because I do work hard to fix myself and I just want support and patience and, ultimately, give me the inner peace I have prayed my whole life for, but what I find instead is much different.

cont.

>>36567634

What I find, instead, are princess bitches who expect the prince who's got it all figured out and under control and time and time again, I am faced with the same criticism. "You're too negative", "you say too much", "You're overwhelming", "You're suffocating", etc.

Tge funny thing is I know all of that faaar better than they do, but everytime they just give that "advice" out as if I realky was so self-centered that I wasn't aware of my own flaws and shortcomings. I just hope that they'd see that I know and am fighting every day to overcome this, but they don't. To them I'm a potential psycho and if they don't want me for my appearances, they want nothing to do with me. As I said, nobody has shown understanding yet. I know I'm a mess, but I WILL get better, I KNOW I will get better, I AM getting better as a matter of fact, I just want a chance to prove it.

And the irony is that I can't even blame them. This mentality is a product of our generation. Nobody wants to be patient. Everyone is in a hurry to find that one perfect oneitis who will provide endless hapiness right away and never show any flaws. Nobody is invested in building up from the ground. Who knows, maybe the girls I've dated had shit experiences with fucked up guys like me and it traumatized them. Nevertheless, none of this changes the deep pain it makes me feel.

I just wanted to say this because I had sex and it changed nothing. Mainly as a warning since many virgin bots here are overwhelmed by virgin insecurities made even worse by bait threads like this and I just wanted to set things straight. Do not listen to the social pressure of getting laid constantly. It's nothing but an abyss of misery in which only the greatest of dick ass objectifying douchebag person can be comfortable with and, even then, imho, anyone who relish in this abyss has got to be a miserable broken bastard not to feel an ounce of regret in it. Corporate demons are trying to sell you sex as a cure.

>>36567828
What happens when you find the soulmate and it's not what you expected?

Your past doesn't have to define you. It will always shape you though. Have any idea how many people your age have no idea what hardship is or how to deal with it? Almost all. You have experience and strength beyond others. It's an advantage.

People will always suck. You can't change others. There will always be those girls but there will be other girls who are different.

Reminder that only penis in vagina intercourse counts as sex and losing virginity. Vag rubbing and gaynal are not real sex, just fetishes.

>>36568019

Thanks, it's soothing to hear those words.

>tfw only had 6 and 2 of them were together.

>>36568836
: )

I'm sick of picking capta pictures. Plop

>>36564274
Less than 40 over 30 I don't know. Currently aside from my girlfriend I'm fucking 3 friends

>>36567634
Shut the fuck up. This isn't about you.

>>36569874

Who is it about?

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>>36564274

i've only had sex once in my fucking life with my ex gf.

I was 17 and she was 16...

Now i'm 22 and that's the only time i've ever fucked with a woman (woman).

17 women at 19 yo. AMA?

>>36564274
I fucked one girl, once
Was breddy gud

>>36564274
No sex before marriage

>>36564274
sex seems so fucking weird. that dude is literally petting her like a dog lol

>>36565875

I don't think you realize how many people ask women for sex. If she said yes to literally everyone she'd hit 70 in less than one year if she looks attractive.

only normies have sex with 3d girls. you fags disgust me

>>36564274
She looks like female Shia Labeouf

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>>36564274
I really, really wish you'd stop mentioning this

>>36564406
at the fat cancer patient hospital, where else?

35 sex partners
1 girl whose virginity I took when I was 17
34 guys, only one younger than 55. Oldest is 90.

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Male 23
I've had 8.
One hooker, one uggo, took 2 girls virginities and now I'm dating a 16yo (the second hymen that i broke) becuase i have never related to someone as much as i do to her.

>not a robot checked

>>36564274
This bitch looks like my male professor. I can't fap it to this