>people you know take the purity test >everyone is at least

>>36559722
I'd find that to be a good thing. I think my purity is my best trait.

what's the purity test?

File: tmp_7070-1488807235177m1664301668.jpg (62KB, 577x1024px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 577x1024px

Tfw 100, don't worry anon God loves us

>>36559764
http://ricepuritytest.com
I thought it was concerning that I began to meme myself into believing that there was no hope for me, and now I'm not sure if I was wrong

File: 1469064316938.jpg (78KB, 318x378px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 318x378px

You're not alone anon, I got 99. Only one I checked was
>Seen or read pornographic material?

>>36559906
95. Masturbation and alcohol took a few points off.

File: promotion.gif (229KB, 327x240px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 327x240px

I scored an 80, does this mean I can eventually ascend to normie-hood?

I got a 31, what does this mean for me

78
what did I mean by this?

they cannot touch her

>>36559722
86

Porn, masturbation, drugs, and being a psycho got me that low.

>tfw never held hands romantically or been on a date but been arrested

90. Porn, vandalism, getting suspended, etc.

File: 1452791498262.jpg (91KB, 960x966px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 960x966px

23, honestly made me feel bad i didnt check more.

File: 1447994325500.jpg (59KB, 590x536px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 590x536px

Score of 52.
What does this mean?
I've never even had sex before.
Also, why is self harm not on there?

>>36560385
Same score, same reasons. Porn, masturbation, drugs, and solitary deviant behavior
>will always be a kissless virgin

54... heh guess im not a goody two shoes after all.

56

no idea if that means i've done a lot or not a lot

>>36559906
I score 33. Is this good

File: 1490734233951.jpg (486KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 1000x1000px

>>36559838
it's 99 now buddy.

>>36559722
92

>>36560220
Thay your a normie, just like all these fags
>>36560447
>>36560563
>>36560566
>>36560588

>>36559722
>45
so, what does that show?

girl and got a 49 what this mean

>>36560637
Would you like to be a normie anon? I could help you

File: 1470370515218.jpg (1MB, 2400x1801px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2400x1801px

>>36560637
call me a normie all you want, if a robo is 2 puss to fuck their dogs and steal normie laptops its not on me, ur all fucking normies as far as im concerned. this whole board needs to rebel, layin round wont do shit.

>>36559722
I'm at 81, 23kv (male) here, need help reducing these scores in eastern eu.

>>36560675
Hahaha you're the fag that tried to steal that old woman's laptop but got caught

File: b5daf69eec59110844078d11dde8657c3c88e78cd5789a8fcbf9d1480e4d8e99.png (806KB, 1001x823px) Image search: [Google]

806KB, 1001x823px

>tfw scored 96
Maybe God doesn't hate me.

File: 1431644069205.jpg (522KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 1920x1080px

>>36560703
you joking? a single laptop isnt something id bother with anon. also no point in stealing grannys laptop either. also
>getting caught
dream on normie

Well 84
I'm purest than I thought

>Scored 94
How did I do?

File: 1492444462354.png (569KB, 652x640px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 652x640px

>>36559722
I got 63.

I'm also a failed normie.

73 lul xdddd

22, feels nice getting puss you fuckin nerds

>>36559906
Just got a 30.

44

Most of the ones I didn't check I'm glad I didn't. No drugs no alcohol no risky behaviors.

File: 1428581929839.jpg (866KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

866KB, 1000x1000px

>>36560781
being a felon and fucking ur dog feel good too m8?

>>36559722
>94
Ive masturbated, drunk alcohol and seen pornographic material.

I dont get how anyone on 4chan can have not seen pornograpic material. I mean posts like.
>>36560608
are everywhere. Btw kek anon that pic was perfect.

>>36560834
>Implying you have to do either to get that low

>>36560828
howd you get 44 if youve not done any of that? Do you just have massive horribly orgies on planes?

File: suicidewhen.jpg (7KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x250px

>>36559722
>23 years old
>scored a 92

File: 1469061055122.png (2MB, 1693x1213px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1693x1213px

>>36560850
>implying implying
you aint gotta defend yourself here m8, i know what you are.

>>36560860
Most everything was sexual. No orgies, public stuff, STDs or anything like that though.

>33
I was a normie in high school

how is this not original

>>36560869
Ouch. Have you tried living dude? It might help you a bit.

>>36560873
I got a thirty. If I had fucked more sluts in succession, cheated, seen a stripper and fucked in public then you could easily hit 20 without fucking animals

File: ^0F3456B624B23B096185BCC8183994CE9D76BE55899F8CCF6E^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (72KB, 1136x640px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 1136x640px

>>36560873
>Implying implying implying
Au contraire, anon.

>>36560385
same here

I went out with my friends once and kissed this qt lesbian girl

>>36560886
how little do you have to do to score 44? It seems like quite a low score. You must've surely done most of the sexual things if youve done none of the criminal activities or drugs.

It makes me feel ridiculous with a score of 94

>>36560904
Living gives me unbearable anxieties tho.

File: 1492722963986.png (140KB, 224x230px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 224x230px

>>36560764
>94
BROTHER
originforme

File: suffering.gif (904KB, 500x532px) Image search: [Google]

904KB, 500x532px

>>36559722
>tfw 91

>>36559722
64 here

being a normie is actually harder than being a robot

File: 1465169880175.png (185KB, 311x274px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 311x274px

>>36560904
Be easier to fuck fido though, why make it hard?
>>36560910
Do you know what that means? Because that doesnt make any sense.
>>36560955
>>36560955
>>36560955
>>

>>36560904
>>36560869
>Ouch. Have you tried living dude? It might help you a bit.
Haha, y-yeah you square. Youre 23 and youve not done anything
>tfw 94% pure
>tfw 22 years old

File: tmp_23374-Screenshot_2017-04-26-02-00-03-2146955565.png (821KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

821KB, 1080x1920px

>>36560933
Part 1 of the screenshot

>>36560968
On the contrary, faggot.

File: tmp_23374-Screenshot_2017-04-26-02-00-1246743820.png (848KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

848KB, 1080x1920px

>>36560933
Part 2 of the screenshot

File: njsdnjfdgd.jpg (16KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 600x400px

>tfw one of only 4 people in the thread who scored an A+
move aside, brainlets

>>36560968
It is, I am a former robot, and no one expected anything from me

Now as a normie I am expected to make out with a girl if I go to the club, I am expected to get a gf, I am expected to have lost my virginity, I am expected to get a wagecuck slave job and be happy with it.

It's far harder than being a robot

But it also funnier

1 year ago I was a KHand holdlessV

>>36559722
79
After skipping the large swathes of sex questions I'm left with the sinking feeling that I haven't lived a day of my life.

>>36560938
I used to get anxiety. I just pushed through it after avoiding it for years and now I'm fine.

>>36560968
What...? 3 of those I could do in the next two hours for free. To fuck the dog I'd have to find one and buy it. Pass

>>36560984
Why are you and people like you so averse to trying things? What do you think is the worst that could happen? And what are the chances of it actually happening?

>>36559722
>79
The drugs got me

>>36560990
>>36561003
huh, i didnt realise so much of it was sex related.

how come youve smoked dope but dont tobacco or drank alcohol?

>>36560990
HAHAHA We have a dick sucker here. What a faggot.

I got 62. I've done some drugs and I'm not a virgin.

But fuck you I've been here for the past three years on new years eve, don't call me no fucking normie.

I got 90.
Whats the cut-off point where your considered to be or have been a normie at some point in your life.

File: 1471225656034.jpg (86KB, 625x834px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 625x834px

>>36561001
On the contrary what you slant eyed mook. How does a chud like you even get your potato encrusted fingers on a computer to post this shit. Who funds you mongs?
>>36561025
Those expectations where always on you, youre not born without expectations. You can choose whether to see it as hard or not, to ignore expextations or not. To be normie is go give into those expectations. A true bot could care less about women or any of his own needs. The very fact you care so much is only because youve bought into the normie meme. "hard" is subjective.
>>36561053
pass on whatever you want, im just saying getting the score below 10 would take 2 days tops.

>>36561025
>implying that isnt expected of everyone
boo hoo people think youre a real functioning human being. You know, you can choose to be a robot, quite easily, all you have to do is ghost everyone, refuse to go clubbing and stop having sex. Oh, but you wont will you? Its not better to be a robot. Sure, it isnt physically hard to sit around doing nothing but its hard on your mind. Its torture to spend months or years without any real human contact, to spend days without even uttering a word. Its not easy to be nothing.

>>36559722
91 here
Skipped every "had sexual" question.

Whats with the question mark one? is it just a free point? because if so I guess I should be at 91 instead of 92...

>>36561060
I think tobacco is useless. Bad smell and it doesn't even get you high. Why waste your money to get cancer? I never used alcohol because I come from a long line of alcoholics on both sides of my family. I wanted to be the first not to carry on the family tradition. Never even had one beer and I will probably die without doing it.

>>36561108
>Wanting to do the shit required to get it that low
Another pass

>>36561072
I thought engaged in it meant received it or given it. I have had my dick sucked but never sucked a dick. I am totally straight but if I did suck dick I wouldn't be ashamed of it and need to deny it in order to impress someone on 4chan. I really don't care.

On the other hand the sex with the other person's parents in the same house box I should have checked. So my score is basically the same anyway.

>>36561113
I never said it was better to be a robot, I said it is easier

And as I told you I am a former robot, I went as a long as 3 weeks without saying a word

>>36561108
Nah, when I was a robot no one expected me to have a gf or make out with a random girl at the club

>>36561122
Look at the question number

>46

Did bestiality fuck me over

>>36561053
>Why are you and people like you so averse to trying things? What do you think is the worst that could happen? And what are the chances of it actually happening?
It isnt that im averse to trying things (well, i am but theres plenty on that list id contemplate trying and some i want to do). Rather, the opportunity has never presented itself even remotely. People talk about canabis like you can buy it at the supermarket yet, while im sure its fairly easy to get hold of, i wouldnt have the faintest clue how to even set about trying to acquire some. If you have no social connections (as in, you know nobody and have maybe a handful of acquaintances) then almost everything on that list is impossible or pointless.

File: 1486604508200.jpg (27KB, 229x343px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 229x343px

>>36561138
if you aint grinding this shit why bother being here faggot?
>>36561175
sounds hard, living. almost like life isnt easy or something. Like the expectaions you allow onto yourself dictate how you feel about yourself. crazy anon, abso-lutely fucking nutty.
>>36561202
when has beast fucked anyone but the family dog over anon?

>>36561223
>sounds hard, living. almost like life isnt easy or something. Like the expectaions you allow onto yourself dictate how you feel about yourself. crazy anon, abso-lutely fucking nutty.
ikr

something crazy is that at the end to become a normie, you just have to be yourself

>>36561186
ohh I see, I'm just retarded as usual, well I guess 92 it is then...

>>36561173
Maybe that is what it means. I dunno. I'm baked atm

>>36561204
You can't operate a dark market? You're an American nerd. You can figure it out. I'm sure you have SOME friends though.

>>36561223
Because life isn't a video game?

File: 1492709820692.jpg (284KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 2048x1365px

>>36561250
preach it papa

File: 1432472529404.jpg (99KB, 908x714px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 908x714px

>>36559722

>turned 27
>still 91 purity

I'm gonna be such a powerful wizard.

23

how the fuck do you score so high?

>>36559722
41
The last questions were odd

>>36561250
On the other hand I don't care about being a normie. I just want sex. Clubs, drinking, socializing in groups... None of that shit has the slightest bit of appeal to me.

File: 1479150316357.jpg (173KB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 1024x1365px

>>36561266
>Because life isn't a video game?
are you fucking brain damaged?

>>36561290
Are you retarded. None of it matters to most people. It's all about the sex and having a cover story for being where you are to trawl for pussy/dick

>>36561291
>WHY DON'T YOU GRIND FOR A POINTLESS SCORE WHICH IN DOING WOULD FUCK YOUR LIFE UP
>Because life isn't a video game?

hurrr

>>36561290
You have no idea how good it feels to make out with a random girl that you meet in a club, the next day you feel like if you had conquered the world

>>36561125
>I come from a long line of alcoholics on both sides of my family. I wanted to be the first not to carry on the family tradition.
Same here but I am addicted to heroin

>>36559722
52 - as a NEET of 8 yrs.

I wish life was as easy as women are. I'd trade all I know for meaningful employment and a skill and the ability to survive in society.

But all I was born with was pussy slamming skills.

>>36561302
I don't even bother with the cover story though. I mean I will go on dates and stuff. But I don't bother with any of that other shit. Fuck being a social butterfly.

File: 1433367310851.gif (939KB, 180x155px) Image search: [Google]

939KB, 180x155px

>>36561313
>caring about your own life
see thats where you fucked up bud, maybe if you wherent such an enourmos collosall faggot...things wouldve worked out for you.

>>36561316
I don't think I'd care much for that. Making a girl cum multiple times using only my penis makes me feel that way though.

>>36561366
Well I am a virgin so I don't know :^(

>all my life scored around 80
>just took it and got 47
This has been a crazy month desu.

>>36561494
Looks like its time for you to leave.

>>36561515
I've been looking for a new home for a while. I don't know much of the internet outside of 4chan though.

File: 1468249665444.jpg (54KB, 522x594px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 522x594px

>>36561541
just hang outside of r9k its not hard anon, theres like fucking 50 boards

>>36561541
Honestly there's nowhere else to go. 4chan gets shittier every year but the rest of the Internet is worse.

I'm on /r9k/ sometimes hoping to help people. Sometimes looking for someone to argue with and vent my frustrations. I am glad I still have this place. Half of the shit I said here would catch me a ban somewhere else. The freedom to shitpost is why this place sucks. It's also why it's useful. It's a double edged sword.

>90
>all of mine are in the drug and disciplinary sections
>felt too gross about fapping to ever do it, idk why
>have never even looked for gf because never cared for some reason

>if this test went further into detail about crime stuff I'd score like 50

>I'm white

>93 because life has been lucky in some aspects

>>36561591
I don't really have interests I wanna talk about. The only random boards are /b/ and /r9k/ and /b/ is way worse.

Maybe I should fuck off to discord or something like a normalfag but I dislike not being anonymous.

27, pretty easy if you have had a gf

>>36561643
Nah this place sucks because half it's userbase is still in high school.

File: 1473969651787.jpg (65KB, 800x520px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 800x520px

>>36561717
just surf yahoo answers with duckduckgogo throw away emails. dont go normie on me daddy

File: 1493060213571.jpg (5KB, 189x189px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 189x189px

89
Nice desu I am not a degenerate.

>>36561737
It's always been that way though. People kinda pass through here. I think for most people this is just a phase. Teen angst draws people to hang out here with edgy and bitter losers. But they realize the robot life isn't for them.

86 for me if i would not be such a shy cunt

>>36559722
74 here

Virgin who has only managed a single kiss

Been arrested alot tho

73, mostly because I do alot of illegal shit for the lolz.

>>36561812
>It's always been that way though
Yeah but it wasn't an issue when I was underaged as well. Now I get older and older and relate less and less.

File: tumblr_ndm4sq1lM61s71o7mo1_540.jpg (145KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 540x720px

>>36559722
88
masturbation and alcohol

>>36559906
94. I only jack off and watch porn.

File: yard sard.png (782KB, 489x657px) Image search: [Google]

782KB, 489x657px

>>36561860
oh and also the cops i guess but that's because my dad is probably on the spectrum

File: 1455951023658.jpg (566KB, 2764x2064px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 2764x2064px

>>36559722
I got an 81 mostly from drugs and alcohol. The most experience I checked off with the opposite sex is a drunk girl holding my hand one time.

I still haven't given up though. I turn 20 in a couple weeks and I'm starting to get myself /fit/ and try to lose my virginity this summer. Hopefully I'll be able to score like 70ish next time I take it.

>>36559722
I know someone that's a 2

>25
>93 percent pure

Women will never get my precious bodily fluids

>>36559722
83 desu

Literally no boxes checked that were sex related though

>>36561959
I bet you wish you didn't

18yo

scored 96

help

>>36562064
We'll I've been trying to guess which two, and considering I'm pretty positive they haven't been pregnant that means incest or beastiality is a yes

95 porn masturbating alcohol

>>36561541
Why not 8ch?

56... still a lot of work to do

File: coolpepe.jpg (28KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 420x420px

22 years of age my score was 18.

Imao i'm sucha robit

>>36562203
8ch seems a little bit edgier than 4chan. More whining about da joooz, more secret club mentality, less posts.

>>36560047
so you've never fapped?

Most of this is based on sexual acts committed with other people. There are probably lots of robots here who'd score high on purity while also being massive degenerates who fap to unspeakable Filth.

>>36562203
im not that anon. I think i went to 8ch once and there were just as many boards i felt like it was plebbit. I could be confusing it with another website though. Its also spooky how google delist them. Anons posting porn is annoying enough but at least it isnt child porn on 4ch.

>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

wtf that means explain burgers

File: 1450932511576.jpg (15KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 200x200px

>>36559722
>Passing 500 questions test to make sure you're kissless virgin

>>36562456
Well, I've tried it, but I've never gotten any pleasure out of it

>>36562563
did the white goo come out where the wee wee usually is?

>Had sexual intercourse with a virgin?

lmao'd at this one

94 khhv btw

>>36559906
42

Lmao I know I don't belong here anyway, I haven't for the past 3 years

>>36562473
It isn't a bad as it was when they got deleted from google's list. The only place that has anything close to CP is Random and a few other containment boards.

59. Though it would be worse.

97. But my masturbation habits should give me -30 purity each, not -1

File: IMG_4370.jpg (45KB, 640x388px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 640x388px

Inb4 fuck off normie reeee etc.

My score is 72

Is that normie or not?

or as low as 10? :D

15, but I already know I'm a depraved degenerate.

>>36562754

I would say so, I'm in the mf 90s

File: Screenshot_2017-04-26-01-07-20.png (192KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 720x1280px

Yeah I'm a HHHKV here with 92..

got 85

>100-85 = robot
>75-85 = cyborg/failed normie
>75-0 = normie

>>36562488
Getting up close bb

File: 6758754848.gif (266KB, 478x369px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 478x369px

>>36559906
>7
Kind makes you wake up in a real way checking off all those boxes

>21 y/o
>37 on the test
So am I a normie or a Chad?

>Score of 96

Should I kill myself now?

Some of these questions are really redundant and unfair. It asks if you've seen porn more than once.

One of the checkboxes is literally just a question mark. What am I supposed to do with that?

94. Not very surprising desu.

All this shit sounds like fun.

I really wasted my teenage years. These all sound like memories I've never had. Running from cops, smoking weed, fucking in the back of a car, fucking a virgin, etc etc

God, I wish I had even a shred of fun in high school.

52. Not so bad, right?

>>36562996
What didn't you check off?

You get most of these from like one normal relationship which I did
I lost my teenage charm though, I'm a robot now

>>36559722
70
Because of drugs and arrested because of drug dealing

Masturbation too

File: 1491913327712.png (130KB, 674x500px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 674x500px

I scored a 27. How fucked am I

>>36560700
It's hard to be a robot in eastern eu.
It' so rare I feel like a part of a different species.
Like if you're not going out often and getting drunk, they won't notice you or introduce you to their friends.

>>36563522
Forgot to add, scored 93 on the test.

>>36563251
If you don't even understand the question mark question then leave it blank. You are 2pure4thistest

File: 1493181875087.jpg (119KB, 500x390px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 500x390px

>>36563543
You are me. I'm guessing the only thing you checked were masturbation related things and that one kiss you had as a kid?

AHAHAHA

My score was 7

I am so amused right now.

File: tumblr_mw9jjtKAYF1resjqco1_500.gif (647KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 500x281px

I scored a 47

>>36562754
its probably cyborg territory.

Anything less than 90 isnt robot

>>36559906
92. Only masturbated.

>tfw people younger than you are having mindblowing sex

File: Screenshot_2017-04-26-05-13-05_kindlephoto-433916978.jpg (29KB, 508x508px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 508x508px

I'm still a robot believe it or not

File: 1490775566880-r9k.jpg (95KB, 680x932px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 680x932px

>>36563563
Yep, masturbation, drank alcohol, although never got drunk and also kiss girls on cheek when i wish them a happy birthday.

38

Damn, I don't know how anyone can be in the 90s. I know its r9k and all but damn.

>>36563626
you actually aren't unless that was drug/crime related

File: 1493184909815.gif (184KB, 500x733px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 500x733px

>>36563634
Hehe

Hey at least we are protecting our values right? Mommy always said she would protect my purity and make sure I never lose it.

>>36559722
My score is 28, can I stay?

>>36563624
>mindblowing
I wouldn't bet on that.

>>36563683
toodloo
originoo

File: 1489644457864.gif (346KB, 650x488px) Image search: [Google]

346KB, 650x488px

You low lvl mongrols
>tfw 100

I'm a 72, but if I ignore one night of my life I become a 93.

>>36563677
Damn anon, this is too close to home now. You have/had overprotective parents too?

>>36559722
>91

Pure enough to be a wizard or a paladin?

tfw 100
i guess im good at something

93
w-wel lat least i'm not OP or a normie degenerate who only cares about muh intercourses

>>36563767
>I'm a pathetic sack of shit that nobody wants to touch out of my own choice, you d-degenerates

Kill yourself.

File: luluco.png (324KB, 579x458px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 579x458px

93
>Masturbated
>Masturbated to a picture or video
>Masturbated while someone else was in the room
>Seen or read pornographic material
>Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context
>Used tobacco
>Urinated in public

File: tmp_2002-1486787003361m-662945625.jpg (214KB, 725x1024px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 725x1024px

>>36563719
welcome to 99 motherfucker

enjoy your stay

>>36563517
fucking disgusting zoophile

any thing below 90 should cease

File: 1436837842685.png (80KB, 1188x629px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1188x629px

>>36559722
Did everything but

>Had or given blue balls?
Whatever that is
>Engaged in sexually explicit activity over video chat?
Seems Boring
>Been sent to the office of a principal, dean or judicial affairs representative for a disciplinary infraction?
>Been put on disciplinary probation or suspended?
>Gone streaking?
what is that?
>Had the police handcuff you?
>Been arrested?
>Been convicted of a crime?
>Been convicted of a felony?
Never been caught bitches
>Joined the mile high club?
>Traveled 100 or more miles for the primary purpose of sexual intercourse?
Sounds like a beta thing to do
>Had a STI test due to reasonable suspicion?
>Had a STI
>Been photographed or filmed during sexual intercourse by yourself or others?
>Impregnated someone or been impregnated?
>Paid or been paid for a sexual act?
>Committed an act of voyeurism?
>Committed an act of incest?
>Engaged in bestiality?

>>36563312
Why didn't you anon?

>>36564104
There are plethora of reasons. It's really complicated.

Tfw 63. A-am I gonna make it guys?

>>36562936
>Getting up close bb
i don't get it

File: tmp_25846-14931280020071768842077.png (153KB, 872x632px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 872x632px

Been detained because of suicide attempt and masturbation made me impure

>>36564169
is it? I never did these things because i was a socially ostracised speg with no friends to speak of (outside class, nobody spoke to me.) and who was a good boy and wouldve probably said no to the majority of these things.

I just wish i hadnt been as spergy and that id had a childhood romance.

File: 0277548902654.png (31KB, 169x169px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 169x169px

90 (19 years old)
Am I destined for failure?

File: 1422569553472.jpg (40KB, 500x405px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 500x405px

>>36564203
It's really not that hard to get you dirty sinner

95
25 years old
Should I an hero or what?

>>36562929
75-3 normie

99. (19 years old)
I only ingested alcohol in a non-religious context

>>36559722
26yo and scored 90. Guess all hope is lost. Maybe we'll be angels in the next life.

>>36562996
You did incest and fucked animals?

>>36564311
There is no next life. The Cells in your brain that make up your mind will rot away and you will return to the void

i got 8 No memes

>>36559722
84 at 19yo

pretty satisfied desu

>>36564328
My Religion tells me that bad people get thrown into a trash can after they die, so they have to spend eternity with trash.

>>36564370
your religion is wrong. do you honestly think the mind lives on after our brain dies off? that's stupid

>>36559906
I ain't doing that test nigger

>>36564328
I don't believe in religion, but one can have hope about a better time okay

File: 1493055497847.gif (2MB, 700x600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 700x600px

>>36559722
got 51, i guess im still surprisingly pure after a lot of degeneracy

File: Screenshot_2017-04-26-12-32-07-022_com.brave.browser.png (265KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 1080x1920px

>>36559906
masturbation is 4 points huh

>>36559906
Same as >>36560820
30 thirty tirty hirty

>tfw score of 13

>>36560385
>>36560429
Same here, I got 84 because of drug-taking and masturbating in a filthy matter. I also vandalized houses when I was younger with my friends. We're talking around the age of 12 to 14 here. Had to ignore all the boxes about sexual intercourse since I am a perma-virgin. 21 years old now...

>>36560767
I noticed because you posted a shitty normie-album made by an overrated monkey

32
bretty gud, I'd say.

>>36564461
anything under 80 is degenerate filth though
anything above 90 is qt material

>>36564610
so basically you like people that never left their house?

>>36563576
Slut! Slut! Slut!
Roastie (tranny) slut!

File: 1392458888972.png (1MB, 1703x1469px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1703x1469px

>tfw 89
>tfw get called a degenerate constantly

>>36564620
yes. i am a shut-in myself and i would like my partner to be the same as me so we can just cuddle all day long while playing vidya and watching anime. i have lost my sex drive as well through my medications so i don't feel like having intercourse as well. i would just like someone to hang out and cuddle with while doing something fun indoors.

>tfw 32

I scored a 36. What does that mean?

>>36559906
83. Is that good or?

>>36564050
Fuck outta here normie REEEEEEEEEE

>This is not a bucket list
like hell it isn't

File: 1466510952813.png (327KB, 1060x404px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 1060x404px

>96

fugen masturbation :DDD

89. I need help

orig

61, but none of it with women.

File: ice.jpg (124KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 960x960px

>95

Are the guys in here saying "30" being ironic?

>>36560869
Same here. 23 92. Only impure shit I've ever done was drink do drugs (All alone mind you) and get in a lot of shit with the fucking principal in high school because everyone hated me, and ratted me out every time I was drinking while playing pokemon on in the bathroom stall.

I got 37 haha

>>36559722
Where is this purity and does a higher score correlate with more or less purity

>>36559722
>100
>too autistic for porn
>too austistic for literally and form of the slightest bit of a relationship to be developed ever
Fuck

>>36559722
89
I would like to die soon

File: 1492314628979.jpg (42KB, 239x266px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 239x266px

>>36559722
>100-90
Everyone will think you're weird and will be confused, these are often Christians or prudes
>89-70
Normies will think you're a pathetic loser, they'll just be creeped out due to your lack of experience, most people leave this tier at 16-18
>69-50
this is normie tier, most people that get this score are failed normies or teenagers
>49-30
This is where all the extroverts are placed, about 80% of people older than 25 will be here
>29-10
You're either Chad Thundercock or a massive slut, very few people are here but if you meet someone who is they won't hold back on telling you about it
>9-0
Degenerates among both robots and normies, these are people looked down on by the whole of humanity.

>>36559722
>>36566216
How old are you?

>>36562588
Well... if masturbation counts :-/

>>36559906
71, I honestly thought it'd be lower

File: i'm not a virgin.png (120KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1366x768px

feels good man


(original from mexico)

File: tmp_24852-14930793771871023955388.jpg (13KB, 238x212px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 238x212px

R9k is for the pure of heart if you scored less than a 95, leave here

File: 1490328202310.png (156KB, 183x319px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 183x319px

>>36564554
>Kendrick
>shitty

>>36559722
88 for drugs , alcool and masturbation

>>36559722
>>36559722
It's the masturbation stuff that puts me over 80

scored 67 because i only had sex once when i was 15 and went to a cat house around the age of 22. I also drink alcohol and used weed quite alot when i was 18-23 years old, and used mdma several times.

does this make me a normie?

>>36568717
Yes of course you're a normalfag, how is that even a question

>>36568808
because i'm 25, live in my parents attic. have no friends. never had a relationship, never been on a date. got diagnosed with schizoid pd. so i doubted it.

File: hqdefault.jpg (16KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 480x360px

>>36559722
I got a 9. What does that mean?

>>36568928
you had to tick the boxes of the things you have done, not the ones you hadn't.

>>36568928
Means you have to leave r9k

File: 1472759642759.jpg (19KB, 480x439px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x439px

>>36559906
I got 90

>49
b-but I'm still a robot

85, but not just any 85, an original 85

59. But I only had one gf and she was kinda a prude and this was 4 years ago. Haven't spoken with a female since.

>>36569031
you're an autistic sexbot

65

Mostly because of drugs and hookers

I have no friends though

File: image.gif (879KB, 446x320px) Image search: [Google]

879KB, 446x320px

>>36559722
>95
At least I'll go to heaven, right?

>scored 94
>have masturbated to the most degenerate shit
I'm not sure I'm as pure as this thing says I am

>>36559722
Yeah, I got 88 thanks to porn and masturbation

>>36569596
You and me both. Fuck, I love anyone who is 95 and higher.

File: flanders.jpg (8KB, 256x197px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 256x197px

Can someone explain how most of the denizens of /r9k/ are getting below 90?

>>36568938
That's what I did. Duh

20, bitches
never done meth/crack/heroin
no felonies
no incest
no bestiality
no hickie
never gotten a girl pregnant
+ a few more

>>36570038
Normalfags thinking they belong here

>>36559722
Who /33/ here?

>>36559906
47 what does it mean? (Meme)

>>36570038
This place is normalfag central.
It used to be reddit but now everyone else too comes here.

File: Screenshot from 2017-04-26 19-40-36.png (6KB, 305x15px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 305x15px

What did they mean by this ?

I'm kinda afraid of the result, idk why

File: Screenshot from 2017-04-26 19-45-25.png (3KB, 185x21px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 185x21px

What kind of questions are these ? What does this even mean ?

File: 1493163936804.jpg (11KB, 255x254px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 255x254px

I got a 94...but I'm not pure I'm a degenerate...what does this mean boy's?

>>36570541
I think it means when both kissers don't bend the head while kissing.

>>36560869
>>36566015
>same age
>same score

Copains !

>>36570810
I scored 94 too

I see this as a physical/body purity test

>>36570512
It means dancing with someone and having your bodies close together, dancing WITH room for Jesus would be like dancing at arm's length, see >>36564240

File: 1491928015588.png (194KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 500x378px

Got a 22.
I'm only 20. God does not smile upon me :(

File: aaf.jpg (122KB, 768x505px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 768x505px

>>36571030
I thought it meant something like not letting jesus dance

>>36571089
I got 17, possibly the lowest on the board

File: 14758669751350.png (568KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 960x720px

>>36571089
Neither does this board

File: 1.jpg (48KB, 720x542px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 720x542px

is there any hope for me
the only ones i ticked were the masturbation ones.

Got 57. Moderately degenerate.

Remember
If you got anything lower than 80,
You are a normie and you don't belong on this board.

I got fucking 69 what a surprise

>>36559722
I got 51%
>Used methamphetamine, crack cocaine, PCP, horse tranquilizers or heroin?
I said yes because I've taken horse tranquillisers twice lel

>>36559906
86, i guess i got a few points for scoring nudes while drunk one time.

>>36559722
>http://ricepuritytest.com
84 here

>>36571384
Literally fucking this, just fucking leave you don't belong here.

I got a 97 boys.

FUCKING LEAVE BELOW 80ERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36571384
>>36571651
It's 90 not 80 you normalfag shitters.

>>36559722
you would have had to have scored below 98 if you checked that you masturbate and read/watch porn.

>>36560220
it means you're going to hell

File: Screenshot_20170426-114122.jpg (118KB, 981x466px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 981x466px

I'm a fucking meme please end my life :^)

>>36560721
if he didn't hate you, then why would he never let you touch a woman?

>>36559722
>tfw 41

What the fuck, i dont do incests or animals.

>96

I have entered the void

File: image.jpg (11KB, 288x224px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 288x224px

>26

Half of that test is standard fare for long-term relationships desu, got even lower due to drugs and arrests

they didn't have a floor tiles question so I'm safe

>>36572105
Please go back to either Ieddit or /b/, please.

File: I just dont know anymore.jpg (219KB, 1132x1698px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 1132x1698px

>>36559906
>tfw 95
I don't even know what to say

>>36572105
I never been arrested or done criminal behavior and got 20.

>>36559906
>83
Absolutely no chance, /r9k/

>>36559906
i got 91 cuz i selected bestiality

File: 1474432678909.jpg (78KB, 450x253px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 450x253px

>tfw 88

My future boyfriend will be proud!!

>>36572728
being a faggot should give you -20

>>36563196
how bout you live life dummy

>>36559722
I got a 92.

Most of that stuff is pretty disgusting desu

>>36571384
what happens if a normie stays on r9k too long?

File: 1492185371853.jpg (37KB, 656x820px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 656x820px

IF YOU SCORED LESS THAN 94

THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD AND NEVER COME BACK

>81
i think im kinds asex (also from orthodox muslim upbringing??? if that means anything) so i think misrepresents how "innocent" i am. multiple run ins with the law and substance abuse/alcoholism and im just in my late teens.
a titty still makes me blush rather then get hard tho so i guess in a way ive retained some purity.

Cyborg here
I got 16