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let me tell you a story of a Chromie Who likes sonic a bit to much
>Be me
>Be in highschool
>TardLover comes in
>ok class this is Baida
>He likes to be called Shadow though
>This is his Jacket where he keeps his sonic toys!
>It's bigger then his potatoe head
>fuck.png
>Be nice to Shadow now!
>Ok? I say
>He comes right up to my fucking desk up in my face breathing his extra chromosomes
>He says hi
>Hey there... Shadow
>He pulls out a sonic doll and start s chewing it
>potatoe.png
>O fuck what kind of God would create this
>The TardLover takes it out of his mouth
>He takes his huge jacket off and puts it over his Legs
>The TardLover said he would get cold but he ignored her
>About 20 minute later
>I'm doing my best to ignore him but then I hear the words I wish I never heard
>Yea Amy you like me? bad Boy shadow
> his jacket is moving
>I signal the TardLover to come to me and I tell her hey I think he's doing something
>I already know and I'm fucking horrified
>The TardLover rips shadows jacket off and there it is
>the whole class sees a huge fucking dick the size of this schools ego
>Beating it to a fucking pile of Amy toys with cumming drooling onto the floor making a pile
>the TardLover tries to hide his monster dick
>I begin to grin as I open my mouth to yell
>at the top of my lungs
>YOURE TO SLOW
>He turns to me and screams inaudible stuff about shadow being faster
>I continue to yell you're to slow
>He pulls out a knife
>he screams SHADOW IS FASTER THEN SONIC!
>He trips over the pool of cum from earlier stabbing himself
>He's dying
>the class is in shock
>I get up to him and say before his eyes closed
>I whisper in his ear one last time
> your
>to
>slow
Not a good writer but enjoy
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Btw the shadow kid ain't dead he just fell asleep, if you wa t more stories on him tell me sl
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>>36549937
more stories please
i'll post another tard story screencap
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>>36550924
origitardo
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>>36549937
>be me
New fag
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have another tard story
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Another one will be posted tommorow as my Word file got corrputird with the second story. It will be titled Sonic The Chromie adventures part 2
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>>36551250
bummer, if you have any screencaps of tard stories though, please post them
this is my last one
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Bumperino oreginalo
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Maybe tonight actually but it involves Shadow In
The bathroom
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bumping but i got muted
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>be me
>Ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>I get the pass and head out
>I see the main tard guard aka the Tard God
>The TardGod comes up to me and ask if I have seen Shadow and I say no
>He sees my pass and let's me go because he is also a hall Monitor and let's the Tards help
>I walk to the bathroom and hear moaning and a foul stench
> Amy where are you!
>I went to go see what it was
>Him waving both his hands in fucking shit and a fuck ton of shit
>I get a grin again
>I say hey there shadow
>He looks at me Shadow is faster then before
>Amy is stuck in the toilet please help me! If I save her he will get faster
>I say Dude didn't you know Amy likes mouths isn't that why you chew him
>He said no there's poo poo
>I say well your not going to get him how about I help you
>He says ok so I grab him buy the hair and shove him in the shit toilet saying Hurry before she gets away
>I pick his head up and he has a mouth full of shit, he has Amy though and I said let me see her
>there may be shit on this doll but I have a plan
>I throw the doll in the toilet and flush it and I screamed for the TardGod
> I told him I found Shadow trying to get Amy from the toilet by biting her and he accidentaly flushed her
>The TardGod believed me and now Shadow can't help for Hall Duty anymore
The next story will be on the a Harry Potter Tard
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I found the file ya fuckers!
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This needs a bump, no?
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