>dad poked his fucking mustached face through the crack of

>>36548572
What?

Seriosuly, what?

>>36548572

Hi my name is Ralph. Im not sure what is goingon.

>>36548730
I think it's adorable for him to pop in and be all like HI SO HOW'S THE JOB SEARCH YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR HAIR OKAY I'VE FULFILLED MY OBLIGATIONS AS A FATHER TODAY *BBBRAAAAAPPP*

>>36548909
Pop in or poop in

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>>36548572
>mustached face

your dad sounds like a closet case

>>36548572
Wait you were walking by the bathroom and he peaked out at you to tell you to get a job and proceeded to take a shit?

>>36549054
goodness no that would be weird.

My bedroom is right next to a washroom, he opened up door and stuck his face in to try and be a father for a minute, then walked literally three steps to shit very loudly and not wash his hands.

>>36549126
He sounds alpha desu stop being a bitch

>>36549172
>alpha

Why? Because he doesn't wash his hands after shitting?

You must think that 6 year olds are bad-ass.