Why don't you browse fetlife, anon? You could hang out with

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>>36548059
But I do.

Why don't you have a play partner anon?

The women are so in demand that they literally ask you to give them donations before they'll open up a conversation with you

>females only
>looking only for females
>bi couple seeking female third
>natural born females only
>no guys AT ALL FEMALES ONLY
>go to munch - everyone is worshiping the women and most of the guys just go home because nobody wants them around

>you have received one new message from dudemanbro
>"kill yourself freak you're not a real woman"

The game is rigged, that's why I don't go.

>>36548059
I thought fetlife was just for groups of betas worshipping women? Didn't think you could get any actual game out of it

>>36548560
It's probably a mediocre way to go about it unless you're gay, but there's a more reasonable ratio of dominant men to submissive women. Anything explicitly about hook ups is still a mess though.

>>36548059
These are just edgy normalfags.

I used to go to a few munches.
Everyone there was surprisingly friendly, even in spite of autism.
The 50 to 60 year-old ladies who went there were really entertaining.
>Old ladies talking about how they followed male cyclists when driving so they could watch their butts in spandex.
>Old ladies laughing about embarrassing experiences they had at sex parties in the city.
>Talking about sci-fi with old dudes for a couple of hours.
>Had quite a few people complimenting me on my autofellatio videos.
>Met some women there who contacted me afterwards and we ended up sharing nudes and were masturbating with each other afterwards over skype.
We were planning for me to spend a couple of days at her place for some sex, pegging and face-sitting but she was relatively new and ended up calling it off because she wasn't ready to go that far yet.
I didn't end up having sex from the munches but the confidence I got from going to those (as well as my online activities) ended up giving me the sexual confidence to land my current autistic qt gf and we've been together for three years.

I've heard some horror stories about munches but I really lucked out and found a good one.

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>>36548059
Because I've only found that it caters to mostly BDSM stuff and other things I'm not exactly interested in. Like men.

Pic related is more along the lines of the woman I want. Never found one in my area.

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>>36549477
> tfw you have a cowtit gf

>>36550046
Nice. But it's not just the cow tits. It's said tits preforming their intended function.

>>36548059
Because the closest thing I have to a fetish is impregnating women (i.e. not even a fetish) and I would never be that irresponsible.

>>36550095
roses are red
'tis god's holy mandate:
I want a gf
with boobies that lactate