signs he is a beta >roots for the cops in cops vs criminal

>>36547460
>takes the pickles off a mcdonalds burger

i REALLY FUCKING HATE those people

>>36547854
pickles are fucking shit

>>36547460
>he thinks those things are beta

Only a true beta would think that. No wonder you are looking for people to call what you are.

>>36548055
>t. guy who throws mcdonalds pickles away

>>36548786
So the guy who never had a girlfriend is going to tell the guy who desn't eat pickels that he is the beta

COME ON

>the guy who's so beta he doesn't eat in public and waits until after work to eat anything

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i really REALLY enjoy shitting in public/school/work toilets. especially if someone else comes into the bathroom right after me. knowing that they have to sit there in my poo stink, and have my fart particles (or "farticles" if you will) fill their nose. it's like, "yeah, that's little bits of what comes out of my butthole and how it's in your mouth and nose"

i feel like it's something primal, like marking my territory. i am the lord of this porcelain throne, bow before me, poo-peasants

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>>36548978

>poopoo peepee post this good

>>36547460
The mother of all betas
> He actually says "beta" when talking about humans

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>>36547854
D-delete this!

>Tfw forget to ask the qt3.14 wagie called Ellie for no pickles so i take them off myself

In high school I never even pissed at school.

No shitting at work is the best moment of the day.

>>36547460
>waits the whole day to get home to take a shit

My shits smell terrible. I wouldn't want to stink the place out. Additionally, sometimes I need to so e heavy wiping. I have flushable wipes at home, but I wouldn't want to shit out in the wild whilst being u derequipped

>>36547460
>takes the pickles off a mcdonalds burger
More like signs if a shit taste pleb, I bet you refuse sauerkraut on your hot dogs too faggot

>>36548902
stop projecting pickle waster

>>36549055
do you have a urinary tract infection