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>Join an r9k discord a few weeks back.
>Lurk a bit, then start joining in on banter, decent enough group of dudes to shoot the shit with, play some crappy games with, the works.
>Get to PM'ing with this one guy, very polite and well spoken, always has something interesting to talk about, makes me laugh often.
>Eventually join voicechat to play games with him.
>Female sounding voice.
>Whatever it's probably a femboy, who gives a fuck.
>Have fun stomping pubs, eventually berate "him" for not healing me properly.
>Stutters and fumbles like mad, probably dropping spaghetti all over the place, healing gets even worse.
>After the match leave voice to listen to some tunes, we keep talking in PMs.
>Mentions "he" got horny from being berated and bullied.
>Confesses that "he" is actually a "she" and sends me pics.
>Flat chest and roastie.
>Log off and ignore her for the past week or so.
I can't do it, I don't want to end up with a flatchested roastie and I don't want to be "friends" with a roastie who's thirsty for my dick. Sending me nudes out of the fucking blue is also a red flag like no other. Am I wrong for not being comfortable hanging out with her anymore?
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>>36546554
Sending nudes out of the blue shows that she is a whore. Drop her like the trash she is
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>>36546554
>yfw women are so shit that when a guy turns out to be a woman it's a problem
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>>36546554
Btw, tits are awesome in all shapes and sizes. They just have to be pretty.
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>>36546632
Flat isn't pretty anon. If I'm going to commit myself to a single person for god knows how long, I'd like them to actually look female.
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Maybe whack off on video with her, but yeah that's shit your friend turned out to be a slutty woman instead of a bro to game with.
it's probably gonna be weird trying to keep playing with her, drama on the horizon
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>>36546554
Roasties arent that bad imo, or does it look like a cheese melt ?
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>>36547193
Most roasties look like Arby's special. Cheese melt seems a bit over the top even for that, though.
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>>36546554
show us the pics man wtf
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Shit shit, is this about that girl who posted here some days ago about having a crush on a fellow robot who didn't know she was a roastie?
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>>36547903
if its just a small flap aint no worries. and they're always pink and tight in the middle, that what counts.
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Post her discord. I'll take her off your hands.
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>>36548659
He won't, because she doesn't exist and this story is a work of fiction.
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>>36546554
You see this is why robots remain robots.
>not having sex with her and then never speaking to her again
She sounds very submissive if she got "horny" from being berated.
Op is a faggot
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>>36548659
>>36549123
Post yours we could jerk off at the same time?
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>>36549215
Haha, I'm okay lad. I'm not gay. That is, unless you're a girl. Then I'm 100% gay.
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>>36549199
I just wanted a friend you stupid motherfucker. You'd fuck anything with a pulse from the sound of it.
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>>36549493
It sounds like you play Overwatch. Do you want someone to play with? I'm a NEET and it's all I play. Reply with your discord info if you want to.
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>>36546554
Gross. Red flag there, she was probably just fucking with you anyway. I can't really use discord because i'm too much of a robot to fit in, but I imagine it's fun when you get a bunch of guys in voice to play.
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