>bet fat and awkward >spend every day, almost all day,

>before I realize what's going on, I finished the first pint and she's moved onto the next
>she hasnt had any ice cream, she's giving it all to me
>suddenly she sets the ice cream down, straddles me in bed, and grabs the ice cream again
>she's grinding up against me while feeding me Cherry Garcia
>tell her im full and i cant eat anymore
>she giggles, puts the ice cream down, and we start making out
>she holds my hand through the whole thing and i lose my virginity to her, laying on top of her as she tells me to put all my weight on her
>start to realize what's going on
>after sex she confesses that she's into big guys and wants to be in a relationship with me
>i tell her I want to be with her too
>a week goes by, and i haven't visited /r9k/ once
>we always go out together, and then have sex that almost always involves food
>she tells me she has a feeding fetish and wants to know if im ok with that
>tell her not really, ive been trying to lose weight
>she breaks up with me the next day
>two days later she's with a different big guy

ok, so for the first time in my life, im actually contemplating suicide. someone fucking help me. i feel like i was just raped. emotionally manipulated, tricked into a relationship, and then got completely fucked over.

i'm numb

2/2

>>36546544
Dude you lost the v card. tick it in the checklist and move on. Being in a relationship is not the default state to exist in.

DnD is better anyways

I genuinely feel bad for you.

>she confesses that she's into big guys
For her.

>the nastiest neckbeard in the group has a girlfriend
I have also visited my uni's DnD/weaaboo-club and I observed this same phenomenon. Maybe I should just kill myself, because I can't score while these fucking childish people can.

>>36546544
>>by the end of the night she gives me her number and said if I ever wanted to talk don't hesitate
>>she texts me the next day

Stopped reading after that. ANother r9k fairytale. First she gives you her number, then she texts you first... Makes sense.

>became temporarily prison gay as a way to cope with loneliness on /r9k/
Once you experience what it's like being the little spoon to a cute guy the "prison" and "temporarily" will go away.

>>36547190
>asked neckbeard high school friend for my number
reading comprehension

That's a fucked up story. To be honest, I'd rather be alone than with a freak like that leading you to am early grave. You can say you're no longer a virgin, so you're already ahead of most of the people here.

Start exercising. 30 minutes of cardio 4 times a week, lift weights (body weight workouts if you can't afford dumbbells), and make improvements to your diet.

Find out what you are made of

>>36547234
I told you I literally stopped reading after that HAHA.

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>>36547286
the absolute madman!!!

I thought the extra exclamation points would make this comment original

>>36547286
damn, maybe my mother dropped me when I was a kid

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>mfw face when

The trick would be to not eat ay any other time.

>>36547286
Thanks for the laff

Macarena

this shit is unfair

how come some fat and awkward fuck gets to lose their virginity to a cute girl but i still can't do it

i had this exact same situation with a cute asian girl who seemed interested when talking to me but later on fizzled out and didn't seem interested anymore and it's unfair because i'm not a fat fuck like OP and i try really hard for my appearance and i sitll can't fucking do it

>>36547142
I noticed the same and they were quite QTs, I mean I think I could probably do the same and I'm not fat but tall, I just have no idea where to meet these kinds of shy girls.

>>36546557
>>tell her not really, ive been trying to lose weight
>>she breaks up with me the next day
You better go out there and lose some fucking weight fatty unless you want to have turned away a lover for nothing. You want a beautiful lover? Become what you seek. Demand of yourself what you demand of others.