>try making friends at college
>guy spends the whole lunch break telling me about his 15 year old girlfriend
What a lucky fella
I'd be jealous too
W-What kinds of things did he say?
Did he show you pictures? Ask him to send them to you (us).
>>36544945
I don't know if I'm jealous, he says it's long distance so she's probably fucking other dudes.
>>36544902
Sounds fucking hot, why dont you get yourself some hot teenpussy, he might be able to hook you up with one of her BFFs
>>36545028
>long distance
Dropped
>>36544998
He said she had a great ass and went into detail about how he wants to fuck her when she visits, everyone calls him a pedo cause he's 18
>>36545014
He's shown me but he said she doesn't have facebook, so even if I wanted to give you guys pics (which I don't) I couldn't. She's cute, probably a 7/10
>>36545034
because >>36545047
I've been in a long distance relationship, they're boring after the first one and don't last very long. I would only date a girl if I could see us being together for at least a year or two
>>36544902
15 year olds are ten times easier than college age girls desu
Only downside is it can be dangerous depending on were you live and if her parents find out about you
Also kids are fucking annoying and the only benefit is tight teen puss
>>36545226
true, short and sweet. If you try to take things seriously they just get annoying.
>>36545073
Do you really believe an 18 year old and 15 year old couple is pedophile territory? If you do OP, then you deserve this smug anime girl with a condescending smile.
>>36544902
ask him if he ever did a loli threesome
if not kindly offer him
That's what you get for colluding with normans
>>36544902
>an 18 year old college freshman is somehow different than an 18 year old high school senior
Enough with the kneejerk reactions and virtue signalling.
Report him. You said "college" instead of "uni" so I presume you're American. I don't think 15 is the age of consent in any state, is it?
I missed class today because I got an enormous unicornian zit on my forehead and I'm self conscious
If nobody give me attention I'm gonna make my own thread
>>36547015
yeah you should do that...
>>36547188
I feel a slight sense of dissonance between your picture and your sentence...