. x S E X x . x S E X x . x S E X x . x S E X x . x S E X x .

>>36544647
>21
>17
>19
I regret it honestly. I wish i was still a virgin.

>25
>25
>25

I'm not sure if I was always gay or just turned gay out of loneliness.

>>36544647
If I answer your shitty poll will you gib sauce?

>>36544647
>19
>16
>17

how is this not original

what the fuck how is that ^ not original either

Let's add to this your numer of sex partners

>20
>20
>two weeks ago
>2

>21
>18
>two weeks ago with a roasty from work but before that it was October when my gf left me, doesn't seem like I'll have sex again for a long long time though

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>all those people had sex and admit it
What has this board come to?

>>36544647
22
21
sunday

not originalll

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>>36544794
video isn't out yet, emily bloom and liara roux

>29
>i havent
>never

>>36544843
>if it is on r9k it must be real.

just kill your zelf!

also
>21
>13
>10 minutes ago.

>>36544647
18
15
Thursday last week

Eat my original comment you nerds

>your age
23
>age you lost your virginity
19, felt like it was so late
>the last time you had sex
literally this morning, it was pretty shitty

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How easy is it to get laid on tinder?

>>36544647
>22
>22
>last night
your mom says I'm a good fornicator.

>>36544647
>21
>n/a
>n/a

Waiting till I'm out of uni

20
15
Last Weekend

Oreg

20
>still virgin
>maybe in other reincarnation

>>36544897
Almost there, brother! Keep up the good work

>42
>11
>2 years and that's not exactly the longest dry spell

>>36544647
>22
>19
>20

Went through a period where I gained confidence from the first time and had quite a bit of sex after that. Since then it's stopped mattering to me so much since sex with women I'm not mentally attracted to is pretty shit so I'm waiting for a relationship now.

>>36544647
Is this the designated normie thread?

>>36544896
that isnt emily bloom in op

>30
>25
>Month ago

Going to be having sex on thursday with gilf

>>36545489
but it is

https://www.reddit.com/r/EmilyBloom/comments/66e542/liara_roux_and_i_had_a_fun_time_together_and/

>19
>
>
Finally decided to go to /uni/ in the fall, how to make friend and get GF?

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>>36545426
you don't need to be a virgin to be a robot lmao

>>36544647
>27
>18
>Five months ago, roughly

Going to repost what I just posted in a similar thread on /b/:

Lost mine at 18 during an "S-Trip". They're supposed to be supervised but they're anything but, everyone was drinking and smoking weed and fucking left and right. I brought a girl back to my room (who wasn't even part of my class, I didn't even find out her name) and she showed me a really good time. I almost thought it was a dream until I woke up the next day still naked in bed with her, and she showered and then dressed and left. I forgot to flush the toilet the night before so the used condom was still in it, so I knew for sure that it had happened (again, the weed and loads of rum made me unsure at first).

32
wizard
never

Where I tread you must not follow.

>>36545875
And who the fuck are you, Mr. I had sex and I make the rules around here?

>>36546357
being raped is one way of being a non-virgin robot

>>36544647
19
18
january

no more

>>36544647
32
18
8 years ago. Vagina.. meh, could take it or leave it. Maybe im just low test.

>23 turning 24
>never
>never

I'm also still pretty optimistic about the situation though

33
16
18 hours ago with girlfriend and 90% chance I will have it again in about 6

>>36544647
> 19
> 16
> 18
To be honest with you

>27
>20
>Sunday

it is really easy. frighteningly so.

>21
>17
>few days ago
She was a virgin too, so there's one fewer pure waifu out there for you turboplebs

>>36544647
>30
>15-16, don't remember exactly.
>About a month ago.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT NORMAL FAGS
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD

>>36544647
>>your age
23
>>age you lost your virginity
x
>>the last time you had sex
x

>26
>15
>about a month ago was post op tranny, was on my bucket list. next I wanna fuck a trap

yeah, yeah, I know Reee!

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>21
>19
>19

The first time I did it was the last time I did it and I didn't even get to cum so I don't know if it even fucking counts.

>21
>16
>a few months ago

Felt good shagging the love of my life after chasing her for four years.

Have you had sex with your dream girl yet, /r9k/?

I think your poll is broken, OP.

>>36544647
>You aren't a virgin are you?
Unfortunately I am. Sex is overrated. Of course it feels good because otherwise we would be less likely to reproduce but I've always been a solitary, daydreaming person who would get lost in his own thoughts more and video games instead of talking to anybody, especially girls. Normie girls usually dislike laconic speech and I myself lack common interests with them so it's like interacting with a rock, I move on and live my life after. Probably a fault of autism or some schizoid shit, I have many symptoms but country doesn't diagnose these when the budget is already looted by corrupt. I just have high preference towards solitude and sometimes even hate interacting with others due to loving peacefulness of solitude.

>>36544647
>21
>16

4 months ago over Christmas break. I've had an on and off thing with a girl for a while now and when I got home from college we fucked everyday over my break

>20.75
>n/a
>n/a

I cant even get the mental side of an orgasm anymore so i dont even see the point of hookers

>24
>22
>October 2015

I can't believe this isn't original.

>29
>25
>not sure i think when i was 26

>>36547951
How was that for you? How's the vagina?

>your age
19
>age you lost your virginity
15
>the last time you had sex
2 months ago

>>36544647
>22
>virgin
>never

>>36544647
>21
>19
>21

Still have sex with my gf of 2 years. We were both virgins back then

>27
>never
>never

orginal

>>36547173
it's impossible if you're ugly
orriginalll

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>25
>20
>a week and a half ago

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>>36544647
>21
>virgin
>never

Virginty is gonna be trendy some day, can't wait to laugh at all you idiots who sacrificed wizardhood to some rostie

>>>/soc/

original production

36
20
7 years ago or so

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>>36544647
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12824523
LEAVE
ORNKSHKIFHDh

>>36544647
does it count if we are straight but had sex with a guy because it was the only way to actually touch another human being?

>>36544647
>29
>Still a virgin
>N/A

>>36544700
>>36544778
>>36544796
>>36544805
>>36544829
>>36544850
>>36544920
>>36544921
>>36544965
>>36545137
>>36545178
>>36545319
>>36545419
>>36545517
>>36545981
>>36546968
>>36547425
>>36547173
>>36547951
>>36547967
>>36548012
>>36548230
>>36548600
>>36548626
>>36548676
>>36549972
>>36550533

HELLO NORMIES!!! HOW ABOUT SOME ADVICE INSTEAD OF BRAGGING! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE???

>>36550763
advice? don't be ugly. there's literally nothing else to it, and if you are ugly, there's literally nothing you can do.

>>36544647
>22
>14
>January
Broke up with my gf in January, since then just ain't had that much of a sex drive

>21
>16
>Today. She is sleeping right next to me as I'm typing this.

I'm a big fat phony

>20
>16
>Two months ago, current gf won't do anything yet

>>36550686
Did you penetrate him? It only counts if there is penetration.

25
15
yesterday with my husband

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>>36547173
Glad to hear it. I'm 20 and have always been such an outcast that the thought of having sex never even occurred to me until a couple of months ago. I'll give it a shot over the summer.

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>>36544647
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12824523

is that botted because jesus christ you fucking normie faggots

>>36547173
Explain how it was so easy normalfag.

>>36551105
There is no "still a virgin" option.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

18
13
18
I'm not doing too bad for getting laid

22
21
Saturday morning

Gf is coming over tonight tho

>31
>20
>3 weeks ago. Single mom in my building. Just not feeling it lately so I made up some excuse about trauma from childhood I need to deal with.

>>36544647

>meet trap at my uni during group project
>turns out we share a lot of autistic hobbies with each other
>start dating her
>we both lost out virginities to each other this weekend

College isn't so bad after all.

>>36551275
>trap
>her

You're a faggot dude.

>>36550763


The secret to success with women is to engage in conversation with them until you figure out how to interact with them. It's very simple, but will be incredibly painful because you will fail often. The reason why "normies" make it seem effortless is because they have been engaging in regular social interaction since pre-school and went through their growing pains early.

>>36551354

Tell me something I don't know : ^ )

Preferably about Astronomy which is a subject I don't know much about

But I do want to learn so I'm asking you

>>36544647
Met somebody i loved, who loves me.

We fuck constantly, and it's amazing

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advice?

5 year recovering robor here:

> dedicate your life to some proffesion, passion or craft so that people respect you for it.

> find like minded friends. Doesn't matter if robots or normies, they're friends. Swallow your pride. But it's important to befriend normies so you can infiltrate into their circles.

> work out, buy new, nice clothes, get a haircut groom yourself, you don't have to follow normie fashion(s), just something that fits and is nice.

> you now have a bit of confidence and a circle of trusted friends with whom you can talk about most of the things that bother you and some normie friends that will help you infiltrate normaldom

> now you are a mysterious outsider who has some friends, is really good at something that is socialy respected and has some confidence.

> you'll run into a decent, but insecure chick who is intruiged by you. Your autism will look to her as confidence so she will pursue you.

> accept her advances, talk to her, ask about her and so on. Connect with her. Touch her. Get her alone. Make out with her. Get her to your place or hers. And don't tell her you're a virgin, under no circumstances.

> BANG. Congratulations you aren't a robot anymore.

This was my path, more or less, I simplified certain things.

>>36544647
>19
>19
>Friday
I got my first gf this month, lost virginity on the 9th.
tfw she's been distant since I left from visiting her on Saturday and will hardly talk. wat do

>>36551401
This is true

This guy gets it

>>36551562
>tfw I am in the make out with her stage
Hopefully I will bang her soon

>>36544647

>22
>20
>two weeks ago

>>36551697
fingers crossed pal.

>18
>i'm on r9k
>i'm on r9k

I was talking to this one chick and things were going real smoothly but now I suspect she's a fake account and/or batshit crazy

27
no
no

Fuck normies.

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>>36550763
Just bee yourself my loved and cherished friend.

>25
>18
>November with my now ex-gf.

>>36551622
Be more distant than her, seriously. It's not guaranteed to work but being needy will no doubt make it worse. There's a reason she's being distant and you need to show you're not dependent on her.

>>36544647
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12824523
>Age
32
>Lost virginity
17
>Last had sex
21, 22 if you count a gay one night stand

>>36544647
>>your age
23
>>age you lost your virginity
18
>>the last time you had sex
When I was 18.

>Ask cute girl to prom
>We have fun
>keep in contact over summer and become BF/GF
>Take her virginity
>We have sex like 4 other times (none of them that great)
>Break up with her that very summer

I havent had the drive to have actual real life sex in quite some time.
I still love big tits, but honestly I'd rather buy some wierd breast sex toy than actually deal with a GF again.

>>36551562
How old were you when all this happened?

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>>36544647
>71% lost virginity between 14-16

I hope this is a joke

ATTENTION ATTENTION! This board is being infested by normies! All robots and wizards, get to your evacuation pods immediately! This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill!

>>36552862
Im going down with the ship man. This place is all I ahve.

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>>36552862
I knew this day would come, God have mercy on us all

>your age
20
>age you lost your virginity
18 (19 if hookers don't count)
>the last time you had sex
Last Saturday with a man (I'm straight and it was gross)
Two weeks ago if that doesn't count.

>>36544647
>18
>17
>Sunday, turned it down yesterday because I was too depressed to fuck

>>36552882
Me too man, fuck I hate normies... AHH they got me too, run Jason!

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>>36552707
>voted 14-16 even though I'm a 25 year old virgin

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>>36544647
>20
>18
>18
It was a fluke
orignesw

>>36544647
22
--
--
and probably gonna stay that way, don't see anyone loving or caring about me.

>>36544647
>You aren't a virgin are you?
would I be browsing this fucking board if I wasn't

18
18
yesterday
some advice? stop acting like sex is such a big deal. girls find that super immature. dont talk to a girl and pretend your intentions arent to have sex with her. flirt. but not the white knight kind of flirting. act distant. dont tell her she looks pretty, say sexy. if shes not interested, she will not respond well to the compliment. but if shes interested, shell like it. thats the easiest way to tell. just act mature, dont be a sperglord faggot

>>36544647
>25
>NA
>NA
It's all over isn't it lt lads?

>>36544647
>18
>13
>17

I regret it too. Want to be pure

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>>36552862
buh bye I will miss all of you originalle

>>36544647
>You aren't a virgin are you?
Do you know where you are you Fucking Chad Cunt! get the Fuck out now!

>21
>21
>A few days ago

I was living with my brother and his gf so we could have extra money splitting the bills between 3 people. One night he was at work, they had been arguing a lot and I thought she was planning on leaving him and moving out. I told her I think we would be good together, told her about the personality types. I'm INTJ and she is ENFP - we're supposed to be the perfect match. She said she was going to leave him for me and we cuddled all night. The next night she told me she wasn't going to leave him, didn't want to hurt him. I told her we could bang and pretend nothing ever happened. We ended up doing it and I came all over her ass. It was awesome.

That's the only time I've had sex. Was about a week ago.

>>36544896
You dude wtf! Look at that Bush! That's not even a Bush it's a fucking rain forest!

>21
>17
>Saturday

Seems I'm not the only one

>27
>18
>December 2016
For what its worth, I have sex extremely infrequently, and my longest dry spell went from April 2010 to November 2015. I am a socially inept semi autist who can barely make eye contact with people, so there is hope for all of us.

>26
>21
>circa ~2014 and counting
another day rolls by...

>>36551111
Nice digits! May Kek bless you with more digits and gets for all your days!

>20
>14
>a month ago to a hooker

Lost it to a slut. Was in love once, fucked all the time from 17-18. Life fell apart after, drank and drugged up to numb the pain. Since then ive fucked hookers, went to rehab and sobered up but still fucked with escorts. Virginfags just letting you know, getting laid doesnt solve lifes problems. If anything it just multiplies them. Fuck it

>>36544647
>20
>16
>October 2015

Never with a girl I liked, 1 of the 3 I was attracted to, others were indifferent towards.

>>36544647
Damn she looks a lot like Emily Rudd.

>>36544647
>your age
25
>age you lost your virginity
21
>the last time you had sex
month ago

>25
>17
>8 years ago

I'm not sure what happened or where the time went.

>>36544647
>19
>virgin

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES REEEE

>your age
34
>age you lost your virginity
19
>the last time you had sex
23

>26
>Didn't lose virginity
>Didn't ever have sex

If you're not a virgin, get the fuck off this board right now.

>>36546353
i've got you beat in the wiz dept but good advice

>>36552704
I was 20. But it took me around 3 years, simply too grow and nurture a circle of good friends and to advance professionaly. Not gonna lie that it was easy, but when I look back- it was worth it. I just couldn't stand myself anymore. I was sick and tired of being lonely. But also my loneliness wasn't all for nothing, I read a lot and became really educated, in the sense that I read a lot of classical novels and thinkers and watched a lot of movies. None of the nerd stuff, I gave up on that, but serious things.

>>36544647
>your age
19
>age you lost your virginity
I'm a virgin. I thought this was /r9k/?
>the last time you had sex
never

Also, how in the hell is 14-16 by far the most common answer on the strawpoll? There is NO way that the browsers of /r9k/ mostly lost their virginities at below the average (~17) age. I'm guessing you had some bot vote to fuck with the insecurities of robots. Clever.

>>36544647

Note to posters, only penis-in-vagina penetration counts as losing virginity. Lesbian touching is not sex. Gay analizing is not sex. Sex is penis in vagina. Don't like this fact? Post your passive aggressive retort in response then.

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>>36544647
>29
>19
>22

had sex 4 times in my life. all were short-lived (2 minute of fucking), with some mild ED before every attempt.

>18
>16
>1 or 2 months ago
On a dry run, feels pretty bad.

>24
>18
>If handjobs count as sex, a couple months ago. If not, when I was 18

>>36544897
Same here 29 year old khhv