Daily reminder Chad eats pizza while you starve yourself

I don't wear panties because too afraid to buy them, even on amazon

Why do robots cross dress? Are they all just seceretly gay or what?

Theres a chad eatting pizza at Alki beach IN MY TOWN.

I like food too much to starve myself

If I could actually muster the will to not eat like a pig I would probably go for trap aesthetics

Alas food is one of the few comforts in my tortuous life

>>36543155
I know this feel. Even then I'm beginning to hate it, because i can't stop eating and I am becoming fat pretty quickly. I don't know how to stop, I think I'm addicted

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i eat 6 pizzas a day tbqh

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>>36542983
i eat three times the pizza that faggot does

>>36543488
No you dont fag, he'd wreck you

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>>36543508
i'd like to see him try faggot

That's ok. There's room on planet earth for both of us. I like wearing clothes that make me feel better. I like pizza but I like being skinny more and I can still have pizza every now and then.

>>36543599
>There's room on planet earth for both of us.

There literally isn't you fuck

>>36542983
>eat literally one meal per day
still have fat stomach

what did biology mean by this

>>36543615
>what did biology mean by this

that you're a faggot who's trying to trap

>>36542998
This

How the fuck do I buy this shit without my parents noticing it

>inb4 underage
There are still NEETs left here you know

>>36543611
Why do you say there isn't room for both of us to coexist on the same planet?

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>>36543026
>asks a question like this
>still thinks he's a real "robot"

>>36543625
if that was what biology had meant then it would have made me cute instead of an ugly blobby potato fuck

>>36543708
just post your butt already

>>36543717
i'm literally ugly as fuck and my butt looks no different from any other random guy's butt

>>36543757
god dammit you faggot, you're getting me hard

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>>36543645
Same. Worst part is that I bought a bunch of anime figures at uni because I had no self-control and now they've been sitting in big boxes at my parents' place for god knows how long and I'm sure they absolutely hate it.

>>36543645
Amazon locker, take a bus, give me pics later.

>>36543769
i'm sorry but i'm really not cute and i guarantee you would be disgusted if you actually saw me

>>36543808
That doesn't sound half bad

Not so sure about you wanting to see a hairy, muscly grown man in girls clothing though

>>36543873
I just want to see a boy with a penis in girl clothes. Is that too much to ask?

>>36543922
Why dont you just buy them at the store you gay tard

>>36543938
Cause I want to see someone else you dork. If I do it I don't care because it's just me. I might wear some and fap to the thought of us cuddling.

>>36543960
You know what, give me something to contact you on and you get to see a hairy muscle guy in girls clothes

if I find some. Maybe I can get some this weekend

>>36544053
Why not get flat and skeleton for the ultimate cute appeal

>>36544136
I don't want to trap though, I just have a major crossdressing fetish

I like my muscles, helps blend in amongst normies

Also, I don't get why all traps wear panties. Cute briefs and a dress is the patrician choice

>>36544247
But you can fit into much nicer clothing and it's cheaper! I bought actual women sized clothing and feels good

>>36544336
Post full body pic NOW

Just how tiny are you?

Wow look that muscly guy is eating pizza. That must mean he has no diet whatsoever, that he just eats what he wants when he wants, just like fatass robots. There's no way that a fit guy like that could still manage to eat pizza sometimes without completely ruining his diet!

>>36544363
Stay mad you panty wearing faggot

>>36544355
I'm not tiny I'm actually 6 ft and 160 pounds so it doesn't fit too perfect. Still it makes me happy it semi fits.

i want to die
sdf

>>36544950
>i want to die
>sdf

y?

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>>36543802

Fixed. If someone notices the difference he is a real NEET.

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>>36545389
Very subtle
Orion's Belt

>>36542983
>Implying I don't live on an almost complete diet of junkfood

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>>36542983
>Chad eats pizza
>I had deluxe pizza yesterday
Coincidence?

>>36542983

Does chad eat LC, Domino's, papa Johns, or the Hut?

>>36546180
no he eats ur mom cucky boi

>>36545389
Saw it straight away, trueneet

>>36545741
Chads on /r9k/ are bad enough, but Deluxe Chads like you really need to fucking leave

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>>36543699
The >we're all traps meme is less than a year old and has been pushed on /r9k/ in a systemic and organized manner

>t. 2008 newfag

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>>36542983
this hit too close to home
hope he put original on his pizza

>>36546333
It's not "systematic", you dipshit, it's people who got pushed out of /v/ and /a/ because redditors picked a fight with their threads

>>36543645
I literally never understood this meme.

Do you have parents that open your packages or something? I've ordered fleshlights and drugs off the internet (even away from home) because I knew they wouldn't open my packages. It's probably not a big deal anon unless your parents are faggots.

>rating cheese

Disgusting

>>36546649
Parmesan...
Feta...
Mozzarella...
American...
Cheddar..
Cottage...


In no particular order...

>>36542983
Wtf is wrong with his legs Im skelly and my legs don't look like that

>>36546684
Romano is superior to parmesan tho

>>36543615
Starving yourself doesn't make you lose weight. It just causes your body to underclock its metabolism because it thinks you're living in a famine and is trying to survive.

You have to actually exercise to get thin.

>>36546569
No it is because people like to discuss anime and videogames without people forcing their stupid fetishes into the conversation.
I got mad fetishes but you don't see me bringing it up every chance I get.

>>36547056
>muh topical awnings
yeah but if I leave and go post on /r9k/ then it's a problem too

>>36546629
They wont open it, but it's very suspicious

I owe them enough for living this lifestyle as it is, wouldnt bother them with their manly bodybuilder son being a raging homo

>>36547221
you dont have anything you could wear now to post pics? borrow your moms shit or something. also if you order stuff cant you just say that its something like a tshirt?

stupid chad I eat pizza and wear panties

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>>36543645
>There are still NEETs left here you know
Living in your parents basement, taking a year or two off after high school does not qualify as living the NEET lifestyle, champ.

>>36547383
I'm 22 and moved back in after failing my boxing career

Its really not great

>>36547304
Cute! Can I be your one and only husbando

>>36547470
it wasn't meant to be
I'm a boy