Ugh, it's literally that easy guys, why don't

>pretend to be my dead father in a grave yard
At first I thought she was just an airhead roastie but now idk

>>36542751
>bend your back over and impress me and I may give you short term access to my vagina that I may revoke at any time

>>36542770
Shes making a joke referencing phantom of the opera
all the stuff she talks about was shit the phantom did

>>36542922
I can't believe no one got that.

>>36542922
>>36543045
Anybody who's watched the movie would no.
I guess nobody on /r9k/ likes this stuff

Men:

>"maybe later, I'm playing against pantheon top lane."

THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE
INSIDE YOUR MIND

i guarantee you shes fat, ugly, or both

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>>36542751
>find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it

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>tfw past the point of no return

>>36542922
How do you remember that shit? I've seen like 2 or 3 different versions of that film and I remember nothing at all about it.
At first it just sounded like she wanted to have some guy stalk her and do a bunch of weird things to try and earn her affection so the crazy talk sounded sort of reasonable in that context

>>36543319
i read "burn down the opera house" and googled the dad thing and boom, poto