This guy comes up behind you and grabs your ass "Hey pretty

>>36537195
Turn around, smile, and break his jaw.

>>36537216
>Break his jaw
His jaw is made out of steel.

>>36537195
>What would you realistically do in this situation?
well, my ass is his now

>>36537195

KEISATSU

>>36537195
I'd go to the bathroom and lose my virginity to that hunk <3

>>36537195
"O-Oh my, you're a big guy, for you. I-I uh appreciate the interest but i'm straight. Thank you though"

>>36537294
Gay
>>36537296
Even gayer

>>36537195
Laugh at his tiny dick and drop

Wouldn't that be an incubus if its male?

>>36537309
>Not wanting to be plowed by Lance MonsterDong

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"Come here slut. Ride on daddy's dick."

>>36537318
no
it still fucks dudes

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"Here you go white boi." *hands you his bbc*

What do?

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>>36537373
Hnnng I'm gay now.

>>36537216
Why the fuck would you wear a succubus (male) shirt if you weren't DTF? You make no sense, man!

>>36537195
pull down my pants and bend over.

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>>36537538
>cut
no no no

>>36537195
Pretend to not be interested while trying to low-key egg him on to fug my boipussy.

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oh fugg, I'm sorry

I'm black so even though I have the succubus (male) shirt that'll never happen.

>>36537195
Well for starters I'm not even wearing a shirt I'm wearing a housecoat and I'm sitting on my ass so how the fuck is this dude going to grab my ass if I'm sitting on it with no way to physically grab it
Your little scenario is some seriously pathetic gay guy touches a straight guys bum and they suck each other off fan fiction is disgusting

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>>36537195
Teleport behind him
Unzip dick
Do the fucc