It's been awhile /r9k/, but let's have another one

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>>36536004
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oranginalmo

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GET OUUUUUUT GET OOUUUT GEEEEEET OUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36536020
I'm not a normie, though, dear anon.

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>>36536004
What do you think the meaning of life is?

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>>36536049
Yes you fucking are REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36536004
>>36536049
Kys you normalfag weeb NEET.

>>36536004
Anon how do I bang this cute girl in my astronomy class at uni. Her ass is fantastic it's like 10/10 best ass. The only problem is I'm a 7/10 beta who is skinny asf 6'2" with a small cut dick. Help me

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>>36536071
No real meaning imo. We're just here to live our lives until they end, we make of them what we can and hope for the best.

>>36536075
I'm not. Also, Free and Eruka were the fucking only characters I liked in that shitty anime.

>>36536094
Two of the words you just used cancel out another.

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>>36536120

I had to be original damnit.

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>>36536114
Sounds tough. The best bet would be to try and be charismatic and funny, win her over with your personality and hope she isn't a roastie.
Consider working out too, also, how small are you actually? Because 5 inches is around the average and lots of robots here are convinced that's small for some reason.

>>36536154
Shh, I'm not your enemy, dear anon.

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>>36536185
Fuck you. Don't pity me. Go die in a fire.

>>36536185
I'm 3.5 inches erect. I'm pretty sure that's small. Not to mention my dick is cut so it looks like a baby carrot. My personality is garbage so being charismatic and funny is out of the question. I should just kill myself right ?

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>>36536236
I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to infer that I pitied you.

>>36536237
That is small and I'm sorry to hear about your problems, dear anon. I do not believe you should kill yourself, but I do think you have some self-esteem issues you should work on, for yourself.

>>36536237
yes, you should go kill yourself.

>>36536273
How is self esteem the problem here? I think my small cut dick is the problem.

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>>36536381
Because, your first response to having a small penis, as well as in your word,s a garbage personality, is to ask if you should kill yourself.

Everyone is always going to have problems or things they dislike about themselves, but we are who we are. There's no reason to consider self-harm if you're dissatisfied with aspects that can't be fixed, or parts that can be fixed that you don't want to.

I honestly think that trying to improve the way you feel about yourself and your personality is the best course of action. You won't be able to please everyone, but you can please yourself.
Also, relationships are not mandatory for happiness, never assume they are.

Regardless of what you decide to do, I hope you find happiness in your life.

>>36536443
No you don't get it my dick is so small and it's also cut, which means I can't even please myself.

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>>36536484
I'm not talking about sexually, dear anon, but emotionally. Sexual pleasure isn't required for happiness either. It's certainly welcome, but you can without a doubt make due without it.

Also, I'm small and cut myself, so I do know where you're coming from. Last time I checked I was about 4'4 inches, give or take.

>>36536517
No like I'm circumcised. I don't cut myself. Yet. Wait that's a good idea thanks for the advice.

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>>36536682
I meant I'm circumcised too, anon. You really do need some help.

>tfw you will never tie up a qt boy anon and then circumcise him

>>36536004
I keep remembering horrible middle/high school memories. The worst is
>be me
>make fun of a girl
>she starts pulling my hair out and hiting me
>feel nothing
>then she slaps me across my wide open eye
>its red
>ITS FUCKING RED
>I CANT FUCKING OPEN IT
>MOTHER
>FUCKER
>instinct tells me to throw her and yell at her
>i do so, and the entire class is on my side
>i still feel like a pussy because i didn't punch her back

why the fuck do I do this to myself anons

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>>36537068
Dude, damn near everyone here has memories of shit they did in school they wish they could forget, me included.
Best we can do is try to drown them out when they pop, not let them get to us, and do what we can to not cause more future memories like them to happen.

>>36537117
very very thank, anon

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>>36537188
Anytime, we're all in this together and such.

>>36536004
Who are you "sharpie" and why are you here

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>>36537928
I'm your good friend, that's who! I'm here because I like posting in this place.

>>36537068
>make fun of a girl
You deserved it, really. I don't understand why class was on your side.

>>36537972
A really good friend would suck my dick

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>>36538018
You know, if you had a decent dick, was nice, and okay looking, I probably would.

>>36538048
If I had one I'd post it rn just to see what you'd say

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>>36538085
Like I said, it depends on how the dick looks, mainly. I don't mind if it's cut or uncut most of the time or even the size, but instead, if they're aesthetically pleasing.

What about you, fembot? What are your standards for sucking a dick?

>>36538120
It mostly depends if I like the guy attached to it, I'm not into how penises look

>tfw ywn get a tongue job from Tsu

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>>36538174
That's pretty fair. I'm the same when it comes to boobs on a girl, I guess. I just find most cocks pleasant to look at and admire.

>>36538198
This world is cruel.

>>36536004
Why would I value your opinion?

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>>36538225
Who said you should?

>>36536004
Who's the chick in the op?

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>>36538274
Tsuyu Asui from My Hero Academia/Boku no Hero Academia