Hey robots You may remember me from the other day when I posted

>Don't just say "Yo" you fucking cunt, pretend you have 2 brain cells to rub together and start a proper conversation like a real person, I won't be disrespected by your lame ass single word texts

>>36530044
>double dubs
Kek wills it OP, you better follow through

ask them if they want to buy a gram of your super dank high quality feces

>>36530044
Fuck me original oregano style

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>that reply
Jesus Christ robots do I just tell her I was drunk and high? Because I actually was although I knew full well what I was doing she doesn't know that part. Would also explain the Obi-Wan part quite nicely.

>>36530444
Trips confirm OP is a pussy and not going to take suggestions

>>36530444
I hope you choke on those trips

>>36530518
I want suggestions but also want her to actually talk with me. I doubt calling her a dumb cunt would help my cause.

OP here
How's this sound
>I was pretty fucked up and feeling sort of nostalgic so I decided to try and text you
And see what she says to that? I feel like story then identity will work the best but what do you guys say

>>36530714
>Pretty
>Sort of
You sound like a bitch. Replace with
>I was drinking and suddenly felt like talking to you.

>>36530778
You're right I can't commit to anything

Just ask her how she's doing

OP here told story and who I was about 12 minutes ago and haven't gotten a reply yet. Fuck.
I want to send her something saying that I was embarrassed about the drunk texts but I'm glad it happened because I considered her a good friend and wanted to catch up

>>36530003
I thought your first thread was kind of stupid, but this is an interesting turn of events OP.

You should be honest with her.

send the conversation with her mother.

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>>36531141
I thought so too and did this
>inb4 beta etc
I've moved so no relationship would happen anyway even if I was Chad.

Still no reply though but I said all I think I should so I sit and wait.

>>36531274

shut up dylan

>>36531274
You over did it dude. Should have kept it to two sentences.

>>36531274
>>36531274
Dylan kys

>>36531274
you fucked up dylan

>>36531274
Leight Tant is the name, I believe. For those curious to unravel this mundane mystery.

>>36531274
>Sending a screen length worth of texts
>7 minutes between texts
Oh no

>>36531274
So while we're waiting on a reply could you tell us all about this girl?

>>36531827
Sure, although I'm seriously doubting a reply at this rate (inb4 she blocked my number before the second set of messages).
>met in high school, she's a year younger than me
>be in band together and I get infatuated quickly
>also start becoming actual friends where we'd talk every day
>she's into decent music and movies and pleb video games and sci-fi so we talk about that a lot
>she had a great sense of humor and a great way of looking at life that helped me become less high strung
>of course she's beautiful too, brown hair and eyes and freckles and a button nose
>not a bad body even if she's mostly tits and slightly chubbier than she looks but it's all good because she had amazing legs and tits
>haven't seen her since school but still spend the days thinking of how things should've been and how I miss her in my life

>>36532102
Post a pic of her famfam

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>>36532102
>>36532269
nvm, I found one. She's thicc as fuk. Congrats senpai.