It's been an honor r9k. In a few moments the medicine I

>>36529317
Goodbye brave anon. I hope you find peace.

C'mon man call 911

What you take?

>>36529317
Well good luck, if you don't die send my congrats to the paramedics.

>>36529317
wait for me in valhalla

>>36529317
Hope it doesnt fail you guys are a drag on hospital staff and funds

Unless you got it from a prison that does death row, there's a good chance whatever you're ingesting will not kill you. Have fun vomiting for hours.

>>36529317
goodbye anon, peaceful sleep comes to you

Seriously, call 911

>>36529348
Suicide wont get you there cuck

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>>36529317
You're waifu will be waiting for you anon. Farewell.

I'm jealous, OP. I wish I could join you.

>>36529335
>>36529373
Fuck off leave that bitch be hope he dies, he prob took half a bottle of sleeping pills anyway

>>36529317
Op was an hero and a good man. He will be missed by none though he sacrificed for all.

>>36529404
Um, you can kill yourself at any time...I'm sure no one is actively forcing you not to.

>>36529348
>when the afterlife is finally meeting every robot with whom you traded (you)s

pretty comfy feel

>>36529317
>medicine
yeah, you'll probably just be violently ill for a few hours. next time, try a shitload of alcohol and heroin.

>>36529317
And I will see you tomorrow!

>>36529441

I live with my family and I would have to go out of my way to end myself, I wish I had a gun or fentanyl,

>>36529317
Yeah you're gonna regret doing that it's probably not gonna kill you and it's just gonna make you throw up and feel like shit, but good luck anon I hope you find peace in whatever you decide to do

>>36529333
>>36529444
kek is giving op a sacred sendoff

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>>36529317
If you are still conscience, use your last moments to do something ~fun~
Let there be bloodshed, my friend.

Goddbye OP
it was the worst ride possible, but still an entertaining one.
See you soon

>>36529317
>>36529444

Put on those shades space cowboy.. it is going to get very bright

>>36529317
Broadcast OP

What did you take faggot?

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>>36529317
godspeed OP.
you glorious, glorious faggot.

F

and one day we will join you

>An heroing without even taking a few some normies with you.

Dont tell me you call yourself a robot.

J/K OFFICER JEFFERSON!!

>>36529317
Good luck in the afterlife op

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>>36529317
>Not suicide by mass shooting spree
You may be a beta but at least you did it, god speed you magnificent bastard

You're not going to die. You're just going to black out and wake up in the hospital. Should have jumped off of a building.

>>36529317
Makes me sad that was your only way out. Hope you find that peace you need.

We are the suicide club . There will be a real movie about us.

See ya sucker you'll never see it made.

>>36529540
I'm interested in carfenranyl. I read that zoo vets use gloves, face sheilds, and other protective gear when dealing with it. Imagine the instant high and OD with this sedative, sounds fun.

>>36529444

Sounds like hell tbqh

>>36529455
Don't do it anon
originaol

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>>36529317
Godspeed Robot. May you find peace in the next life if there is one.

>>36530247
A bunch of dumbfucks in my state have been dying from carfentanyl overdoses the past week or so.
The insane potency is awe-inspiring, the lethal dose has the same mass as a grain of sand.

>>36529444
Only the dead can know joy in keks afterlife

>>36529317
If you are being sincere.

Godspeed anon.

>>36529317
wait until ash wins a damn league

if u have sun or moon, i'll send you some cool event exclusive mons or shiny legendaries my man :)

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It's been a good run, Anon.

Good luck on the other side

>>36529317
hope you find the peace you've been looking for OP, I'm afraid that I too will probably do what you're doing right now some day not to far in my future, Only I'll have no closure and die bitter and alone.

>>36530299
I meant here anon.

>>36529317
F
See you space robot.

https://soundcloud.com/bluegreenbluegreen/sunday-morning-noname-gypsy
Post songs to celebrate OP

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Let us take a moment of silence for OP and all the other anons who became an hero

>>36529317
Rip anon
I pray for you
To Almighty kek
May you meme beyond the heavens

Put in a good word for us robot. You will be missed. Have fun, you beautiful son of a bitch.

>>36532250
no he wont

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>>36529317
I hope you at least deleted your search history and porn, dear anon.

>>36529317
WITNESS
WIIIIIIIIIIIITNEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

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damn man
see you there

This was 2 hours ago by now he's left us

>>36529317
While I may not have known you OP, I hope that where ever you go you finally find the peace you deserve.

Goodnight sweet prince

ripperino

>>36529395
Fuck you normie.
You ruined my waifu thanks to the fucking anime.

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>>36529317
so long, anon.

;_;7 Goodbye, fellow robot. Hope the afterlife treats you well.

Go then, for there are other world than these.

imagine if a thread like this was the last testament of your short life, and your legacy was a disposable tired little diatribe from maybe 50 ambivalent robots who would forget all about you in 10 minutes

what a waste

>>36529317
May kek give you peace brother

>>36529317
I'm sorry you couldn't find any other way to deal with the issues in your life.

So long, Anon. We'll see you on the other side.

>>36529317
i really hope you survived but if not, see you later space cowboy. hope the afterlife is nice

>>36529317
sleep tight

i don't believe u desu mang

>>36529779
go back to plebbit
hhkhlkjhlkjh

>>36529317
Watch 'it's such a beautiful day' before you croak. It'll make you cry

>>36529317
u dead yet nigga?

>>36529317
Weak faggot yeh

>not waiting until July 2nd

>>36529317
You were an hero.

Why are you doing it?

fuck roboto, this is originale

think about how many regular robots who posted here have actually killed themselves, even if they didn't make a thread about it

the number has got to be in the thousands

RIP

Never forget.

You're here forever.

>>36534486
What's July 2nd?

R.i.p. Robot
Wait for us in the Afterlife

>>36529317
Good luck winter cherry.

>>36529317
RIP in peace.

Or not, if you survived to whatever you took and you'll just will be in agonizing pain for the next few days.

>>36532914
In all fairness the sum total of my life isn't worth more than that, is yours? What great accomplishments have you made, whose lives have you improved?

>>36529317
pills only have a 10% success rate.

see you in the hospital with a fucked up liver. try and get a gun next time

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>Tfw no Pokemon stream to watch with someone

>>36529317
Farewell anon, may you find peace on the other side

See you on the other side holmes.

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See you later, Space Cowboy.
May Death treat you as kindly as he has to all the anons who went before you and who are waiting for you now.

>>36535230
> What great accomplishments have you made, whose lives have you improved?

i'm about to improve your life right now, by informing you that one's worth is not dependent on accomplishments - since you have inherent value, simply by being a human being made in the imago dei

but even if you don't believe that, if you are tying your identity to your ability to serve this society - a demonstrably sick society since it takes a utilitarian view of the people within it and sees them as merely cogs in the machine - then you are somewhat blinkered by the western malaise, and there's much more to life than that chum

>>36535758
I don't disagree with you, but I don't see why my death should warrant what the guy called a "testament" (I feel like there's a better word for someone's last words but I can't think of it). I have no legacy besides realizing I don't like common society and then getting an easy, low ambition job and secluding myself to introverted hobbies for most of my free time. My last words being a thread on 4chan seems quite fitting to me, I don't think I should leave more of an impression on this world than that, at least not at this point. Are you planning something grand yourself? Do you wish to be remembered?

>>36529317
I wish you good luck but the fact that you described your od drug as "medicine" doesn't bode well for your success.

See you space cowboy
Orighsbdidjjs

Is he dead yet?

Also original post

>>36529317
Peace man!

>>36535875
he is taking the ultimate medicine

>>36535870
see, this is why tripcodes can be good sometimes - i was that 'guy' who employed the word testament earlier, since it derives from the greek word 'testis', meaning 'witness', and more latterly has connoted one's will left on death

but pedantic etymology aside, i can be pedantic about other things as well, such as pointing out that your interaction with me in these short poasts is itself going to have an effect on the world, influencing me and every interaction i have with others; like the proverbial butterfly's wing in china that raises a hurricane in texas; you have cast your pebble in the pond of my life and the riplles will go for miles

now that's not to say you threw it with any thought or expertise, and rather than skipping over the waves, it landed with a disappointing plop - but it still made impact, and it will not be forgotten

and moreover, each soul i touch today will know a taste of it in my demeanor or my words; finding perhaps a little more patience in me than otherwise for i remember that not everyone is so graced with hope, and so should be treated gently

aside from that, i am already known by the ones who matter most; i don't need to be remembered further

>>36536089
I don't like trips but user IDs in threads (like those on pol) might be nice.

And I hadn't heard testament used in that context before but it makes sense now.

Aside from that, I truly do agree with you that everyone touches everyone's lives even with just minor interactions. The only thing that's caught me up is that you seemed to say in your first post that you considered someone's last words being a 4chan thread to be a waste. I assumed that you meant you wanted a more significant testament.

>>36529317
try not to shit your pants, loser

>>36536339
>I assumed that you meant you wanted a more significant testament.

ah, forgive me - the fault is mine

i didn't mean that his last words should be more significant, only his life

>>36532914
Whatever "accomplishments" you might have Made They will be forgotten, I'm surprised a supposed robot (you) Has such a big ego (The only requirenent for a robot should be ego death)

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>>36536432
there's an irony in the arrogance of calling someone egotistic, when one hasn't even read their remarks on accomplishment, so as for your opinion on what constitues a je/r9k/, i'm planning to ignore it if that's quite alright with you kthxlubai

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Way to go anon... I just hope you did your research, or you're going to wake up in a hospital feeling like absolute shit.

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>>36529317
Its sad that u had to take that exit,. but anyway.
I hope you find peace anywhere you go regardless of who you are and what you feel i believe that everynoe need peace in the end.

>>36529317
good night sweet price

First time on here, but I wish you luck on your journey, whether it be to nothing or to the afterlife. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

;_;7

F

Rip OP
Good luck in the afterlife, hope it treats you better

I'll see you on the other side, friend. Wherever and whenever that may be. Pray to God and accept Jesus for in the end he forgives us all.

>>36536554
For Sale: Baby shoes - Never worn.


LIKE DIS IF U CRYD EVRY TIEM

man you go out to reddit you don't see this shit

same reason theirs a bunch of meme self hate threads on here

why tho you ask?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ECcFN8uqg


they want us to kill ourselves.


don't fall for the mind control memes anons

>>36536708
the same reason you see tranny and boi pussy and cock rate threads

you got to think young robots.. about yer future.

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I know that I'm likely too late, but please don't do it anon. I've been there, and there's nothing but darkness. I OD'd on what ever was passing for heroin at the time, at my office of all places, and it's just darkness. Nothingness. I woke up blind and deaf. Scared. Worried. Confused. Thank god my senses returned... It's scary anon. You only have one life, there is no "better place". Please anon, you will have a wife and beautiful children one day. Be strong

>>36538172
hi there how its going

r eddit

please we know but you are late

>>36529317
Take it easy, see you later space cowboy.

>>36538172
That picture is in all likelihood driving more people to suicide.

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OP here, you bunch of fucking idiots are still commenting on my thread?

>mfw

>>36538374
Nice crotch shot on the girl tho

>>36538285
Funny thing is that in spite of some of my friends encouraging me to use reddit over 4chqn, I've never once used reddit. But believe what you want, faggot.

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>>36529317
Sweet dreams, OP.

I hope there's no normies and chads in heathen.

Don't kill yourselves.

Don't council others to kill themselves.

Stop dragging people's spirits down like it's a sport.

Be a better person.