>dad found the cum species Knew I shouldn't have

>>36529056
>the cum species

Explain yourself

>surgeon general denounced the cum crusade
a mistake to declare yourself the enemy!

Another anon who's jizz rag grew mushrooms I bet

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>mom found the porn quantum computer

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>>36529569

Dat's de originalio nasty

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>>36529430
>have glue fly trap by my bed
>fap at nights
>just shoot into the fly trap
>many months pass and the semen mixed with the fly eggs
>whole species of living human flies stuck to the glue and semen
>then continued to evolve and I let them live because I was too lazy to throw it out
>they developed speech and manage to call dad into the room
>he found the cum species and their cum habitat

>>36529669
Grab your cyanide pill before it's too late! You're just a few hours from dad bringing you to NEETjail.

>>36529669
Dude you GOTTA post a pic

or I call bs

>>36529669
A new species, you get to name it ((send pics))

>dad conquered the cum kingdom and killed the ejaculate emperor

GUYS I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW, I'M IN THE THRONE ROOM WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>Step Grandpa found the matrix puss fuse oscillator

>>36529669
you have to create the f2 progeny anon
you have to fuck the cum species

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>European Imperialists found and are colonizing the Cum Continent

FUCK FUCK FUCK, THIS WAS MY LAST REFUGE

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>>36529742
Here you go anon. They are growing sexier

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>>36529669
this is very funny and that's def not just because im drunk

>>36529669
>he found
Well, did he react in any way? Is he trying to exterminate them or something? I fail to see the problem. When my dad discovered my dick divulger he laughed and told me to stay safe, I'm hoping your dad's as chill as mine is.

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>>36529056
Therapist solved the anus algorithm