>be depressed (maybe meme, maybe real, who knows) >have

tfw no farmer freckled nude gf

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>>36527744
the fucked up part is life never ceases being this shit. get a job or move. oh you don't have any rent money? you have to leave. ...so anon, are you looking for a job? you gotta go. I FEEL YOUR PAIN...

>>36527744
>Those freckles and eyes
>That armpit hair
>Those wide as fuck hips
>That pale skin
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>36527744
Can I get a girl like this if im not white

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>>36527744
I have never fallen for a girl on 4chin faster than this freckled farmer babe
please post more or at least sauce or something

>>36527935
An the tits, my boy,

THE TITS, LOOK AT THE SIDE OF THE DEM GLOVES

>>36527896

Like just give me ONE JOB with which to get some kind of traction or something.

I can't even go to school because of the no job thing. REEEEEEEEE I can't put myself in unimaginable debt yet because I need a job to keep my living situation before I spend money I don't have on a degree that will do nothing.

>>36527976
The photo is from some hippie bullshit site where people do stuff in a land completely naked, I already searched for it. Unfortunately, this seems to be the only photo of this bae.

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>>36527976
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>>36527790
Hey douche bags, I have a little secret to let you in on...having freckles isn't fun.

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>>36528041
Anything else like this bespeckled babe on the website? Or is it just a bunch of moldy oldies hangin' dong while gathering turnips?

>>36527958
Clearly not, women of this level won't go for savages

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>>36528012
you're best bet IMO is to get a job that requires no past work exp. ...like at a fast food restaurant. if you have trouble with transportation or don't have I.D. or w/e then you need to make some money doing odd jobs get a little money to get you started.

>>36528156
dammit time to kill myself i guess

>>36528098
I have freckles (even in my hands), they are subtle because I'm not white. But even then, I had some nasty nicknames at school because of them.

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>>36528041
Also, OP, I know this feeling all too well.
There are jobs out there for you. Work in a bookstore or as a cashier somewhere sleepy. Minimal work, and minimal interaction, if that's what you want.

I don't mean to be rude, but you can't just let that happen to you. No motivation is one thing, but not when there's no other option. You really don't want to be homeless, I can promise you that. Just. Take another day to mellow out, but then go fucking do it. Just apply any and everywhere. You have to, and you totally can. I believe in ya.

>>36528274

THE PROBLEM IS I HAVE NO TIME LEFT

I'm going to work on it tomorrow, but it doesn't matter. There are too many processes that must be complete before any money can reach my hands.

And that still doesn't account for the no transportation problem.

Have you tried the military OP? Granted I'm not trying to shill for Jewish overlords, I'm just offering an option that would fix your problem without much upfront work needed.

>>36528274

I meant to put a REEEEEE there. I wasn't yelling at you, just yelling. I'm tired of seeing tfw no gf when I'm dealing with problems like this.

I can't choose between gunning for a miracle and somehow surviving this issue I have 6 days to solve, cutting my losses and killing myself (25 and no achievement, past the age where any self improvement would lead to any meaningful advancement in society or hierarchical structures), or just running away to a country that could make progress easier.

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>>36528357
Alright. Hm. Is there anyone you can rely on for a month or two? No shame in groveling, so long as you make an effort afterwords.
Parents? Good friends? Anyone to loan you some cash, possibly even a ride to find jobs?
I don't know your situation, R0bot, but there has to be some possible optimism here. Really think. What else can you do?

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>>36528425
S'all good !
No worries !
This is a stressful situation. But you've turned to strangers on the internet to help you, so strangers on the internet are going to see what they can do.

Any chance you could ask for a extension? Play to sympathy? Say a family member super died, or that your girlfriend left you and you lost your job in the same day?

Get dramatic. People love pitying others.

>>36528455

Nope, I'm alone in this world. No family, no friends that can help me. Otherwise I would go out with people and have some kind of lead on how to find a job or something that I would milk for all its worth.

I don't live with parents, I've been living by myself for a while now but the job I had was only for people 24 and under. I aged out, also had a bad break with that company too, so I don't have anything to show for my last year and a half/two years of work that I can bring to employers.

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>>36528594
But you did work, right? That's something.
And you must know someone who can fake a reference, even if just neighbor or someone you used to know. I've hit up people I went to middle school with, and they happily obliged. People like feeling needed.

I think your head's in the right place. Really get creative now, how else can you manage to earn some money in the meantime? How else can you make this work? Really think, OP.

>>36528797
I have to go right now to do errands and this thread is going to archive by the time I get back, but I'll reopen a thread with more details on the matter when I get back.

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>>36528867
Adios, kid.
Apply for a job while you're out.