>Be me in Alaska
>It's really fucking cold and my nuts are freezing
>Notice someone go to sleep on a bench with their mouth wide open
>Fuck I got to get my nuts heated up and mouths are warm
>Take off my pants and dump my nuts into his mouth
>Wtf he wakes up and starts screaming
>Wtf he beats the shit out of me and calls the police
>Wtf I get charged with sexual harassment.
What did I do wrong? I thought dumping your nuts into people's mouths was natural.
I don't think anyone can say they haven't full on nut gobbled a stranger, can they?
>>36519972
WORST post on r9k today.
Literally "so random xD" tier
>>36519972
cowboy hank anyone?
It's not good eating nuts that are cold and hard, so I understand OP's idea to dump it into someone's mouth. But why was he arrested with sexual harassment?
>>36520059
your post is technically worse because it's something that's been posted a million times before