When did u realize that normies don't have hard sex? They

>>36515267
I realized this while watching porn of amateur and college kids thrusting weakly. Do your fucking research and hit the g spot retards

That's why I want to be a normie. Hard sex is hard work, especially the cleanup

>>36515295
desu it is. to have really good sex i need to do opiates to go forever and stims to keep a drive then i thrust out of my mind for fucking ever like 30+ min and get soaked in sweat and feel tired as fuck. its pretty fun though and the chick loses her mind every time

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>>36515730
How can she consent if she doesn't have a mind?

>>36515267
Idk me and my ex used to tongue anus' and spit in mouths

>>36515267
Hopefully on this day you realized that pornography is a performance and doesn't reflect reality.

>>36515730
30 minutes is short for sex if you're in your 20s.

but to your point about lasting forever, girls get bored and it starts to hurt after an hour or two including breaks. if she's not telling you to stop then your dick is too small.

>>36515790
>30 minutes is short for sex if you're in your 20s.
>tfw had 30 second sex this Saturday

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Fucking normalfags get off my board, filthy unvirgins

I really hope that's the case.
I just want to have gentle, loving sex with a girl I love.
I'm always concerned if I get a gf she'll want to to strangle her or something horrible like that.

>>36515267
I know normies into light kinky stuff, like slapping, choking, hair pulling, etc

>>36515267
if you're having sex, you're a normie. Idiots really have shit up the board haven't they?

>>36515816
Dude you're replying to is a turbovirgin lmao

Honestly Normie sex is good sex, I don't want to come off as a try hard nigger thrusting my hips off, I'll leave that for the niggers in timbs eating KFC

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>>36515267
Best kind one.

You can kiss he
She can wrap her legs and arms around you
Scratch your back

My favorite

All sex is for normalfags, it doesn't matter

>>36517188
>You can kiss he
>She can wrap her legs and arms around you

That sounds so nice.

>>36516004
After 2 seconds of penetrative intercourse coming to a deeply disappointing conclusion you realize that there are worse things than being a virgin.

>>36515267
Yeah, absolutely. If you do not eat any feces you are a normie. Even if you just committed a mass murder. People are so hilarious.

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>tfw you'd be a sex machine if you weren't a kissless virgin loser

>>36515267

>Fap to degenerate porn on 4chan and other shock sites for years
>Become sexually fucked up
>Lose virginity
>Keep having sex
>Become sex god whose indulges in weird shit from licking shit covered assholes to drinking breast milk because nothing else can get me hard
>Fuck for hours due to death grip masturbation
>Still a loser

>>36515267
i hope this is true. robot kinks are so vile they've turned me off sex altogether

>>36515267
Agreed. Got fucked by a Chad last night and he barely lasted five minutes. I asked him what position he'd like and without hesitation he said missionary. Yawn. After a few pumps I faked an orgasm and he fell asleep

Can confirm had sex with over 20 girls multiple times 90% were lazy and didnt wanna try different postions

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>>36519034
>i hope this is true. robot kinks are so vile they've turned me off sex altogether
top kek

I'm married, our sex is brutal. My family is always teasing me about being whipped and that my wife is definitely the one in control. Get her between the sheets and she isn't enjoying herself unless she gets slapped around and choked until she starts crying.

>>36515783
>not knowing girls want sex to be a performance

>>36519034
>they've turned me off sex altogether
lmao you wish

>i-i-i just don't want sex
>it's gross who n-needs it haha

It's because roasties are boring, they expect you to do all the work. And even in positions where she does most of the work (e.g cowgirl) there's a good chance that she'll break your dick. Sex is more of a work out and that's a boner killer unless you're in shape, which you aren't. Fags in porn use viagra, not only to last longer but to actually keep an erection because it's more of a work out than pleasure.

>>36516316
t. boring fagg