>"anon are you a virgin?? haha im not judging or anything,

>>36514652
ANSWER THE QUESTION PUSSY ASS FAGGOT BITCH!

>>36514652
>not having an elaborate story of how you're lost your virginity, complete with plausible reasons why you've never talked about or mentioned it before, names, personalities and birthdates of her parents and two brothers, where she lived, where they moved away to afterwards, where you did it, exactly how you did it, where you had bought the condoms, how awkward it was, how you disposed of it, how her parents almost walked in on you one time, the usual made up lies...

>>36514792
Feels me man

>>36514792
I usually just deflect and say something like "what do you think" the one asking usually has made up their mind anyway so some think I'm a KHV others think I'm have multiple fwb, it's pretty funny to see what they think.

>>36514652
>nah i just dont wanna fuck stupid ass bitches like you, fucking Stacy!

>>36514792
That's not how you lie, anon. Too many details just proves you're lying.
Most normies wouldn't remember that many details about their first.

You need to be vague. Best is to say you were drunk and you don't like to think about it. It was a bad time. They won't dig.

>>36515164
This is the correct response. Even if you haven't had sex you have to make it seem like you have.

>>36515374
>That's not how you lie, anon. Too many details just proves you're lying.
Obviously I don't spill it all out at once, I just have a lot of answers ready if someone asks the questions.

>not just admitting you are a virgin and moving on

>>36515696
That's on par with admitting you've murdered someone before.

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>>36515874
Bullshit. I'm not gonna lie just to delude some normalfags into thinking better about me. I don't care.

What the fuck does it even matter?

>>36515960
It's irrelevant if it matters to you, it matters to them and whether you like it or not, you're dependent on normies.

>>36515995
So why should I care what normalfags think? Are they gonna date me if I make up some dumb story on how I "lost my virginity"? Stop living through them, lying to safe face makes no sense in this context.