You and everyone in a 10 meter radius around you RIGHT NOW are

>>36513798
I look for food and make a house and offer a qt shelter and get water from the plants or summin

I'd be royalty fugged. No qt3.14 in a ten meter radius. I'm not holding anything. Hmm.. Resort to cannibalism I guess

>jump into water
>swim out really far
>drown

Memes aside, I would probably listen to music and build a little hut for me and my mom, and a cat house for my cat. I'd keep a close eye on her cause of the potential for predation until we get into a routine, at which point I will leave her to her own devices.

Ofc my phone battery would die and then I'd be left without my music which would put a huge damper on my mood. But the relative freedom might be fun. I could fall asleep to the sounds of the ocean waves and probably see stars at night and stuff which is nice.

No idea what to do about food. Maybe fishing? My mom is seriously disgusted by meat so I don't know how that'll go down.

For entertainment I suppose we could invent little games using pebbles or something or tell stories. Hopefully nobody will go insane. I don't think so because we are all very introverted.

I'm holding my phone so I'll just call my mom to come pick us up

>>36513798
there's no one within a 10 meter radius, i'm not holding anything, and the only thing i'm wearing is my boxers

pribably just kill myself

>Me
>Drug addict older brother
>Gym junkie younger brother
>Nicotine addict mum
>Dad
>Maybe a neighbour

Chat sounds awful

>not wearing shoes
>useless computer mouse in hand
At least I can strangle myself with the cord

>>36513798
>You only have the things you are wearing/carrying/holding right now.

My dick, a computer mouse and a slipper?
Oh well, at least I know SAMBO and watch Primitive Technology on Youtube.

>>36514205
>gym junkie

explain

My S6, sweatpants, T-shirt and slippers. Well I hope its warm at least. For water id try to find wood that is shaped like a bowl, boil that water and catch the steam into my tshirt and use that. For food I dont know how the land looks, but vegetation could work. Also crabs. And id be alone so fappathon is on.

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>>36513798
islands are the tops of mountains in the ocean

>>36515121
Oh shit lol I can't believe that just happened.

That's like some you are now manually breathing sort post

>>36515121
That's dumb.
How would you measure the height of these "ocean mountains"?
By comparing it to an "underwater sea level"? Get real.

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>>36515261
fuck off cuck, you dont know shit

>>36513798
I'm sat next to my Chad friend so maybe I'd be ok

>>36515858
>implying modern Chads know how to survive in the wild and cope without technology/electriciy

lmao at ur life

>>36515889
Yeah but he's an American footballer so he can protect me against lions and do the heavy lifting

>>36515917
Does he fuck you often?

>>36515927
No he doesn't
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>>36513890
>jump into water
>swim out really far
>drown
I'd probably actually do this. Kinda wanted to end up in an ocean far away from any humans.

>>36515959
>No he doesn't

y tho?