Fembot here. I'm tired of whining about being abused and

>>36513627
Stop thinking about it as traveling the world and think of it as traveling to exotic penises, like every other woman. You'll enjoy it much more that way.

Find a guy who offers money (for traveling, apartment, foood) in exchange for sex.

Here's a secret: conforming isn't going to make you happy

>>36513656
A normal human would want to be like the rest. I don't care about social media. I don't care about makeup, clothing trends, anything like that. I'm not normal :/

depends on how old you are:
< 21 you still have enough neuro-flexibility to change yourself easily
< 25 still possible but it will be hard as fuck
> 25 accept who you are because it's all down hill from here

if you are male add 5 years to each benchmark, since men develop until 25 and women till 21

how the fuck would I know
parsley

these days all women are basic bitches that think "im not like the other girls"
tell me something you have to offer besides your vagina to a man

>>36513627
Observe what you see normal women do and do that.

>>36513627
>>36513709
If what makes you "strange" is the abuse, then I'd recommend talking to a doctor/therapist whatever. Otherwise I doubt you'll be able to suddenly care about popular culture unless you give up being an interesting person. I wouldn't know though I guess, I've never been able to want normality no matter how much pain I'm in.

Your consolation is that tons of weird guys will probably love to get to know you so all you have to do is find out what kind you like and look for one. If you are anything but considerate and loyal barring their disloyalty then fuck you.

>>36513627
>>36514116
also calling yourself a "strange girl" and worrying about not conforming makes me think you're in high school in which case stop being so angsty and try to figure out what will really make you happy in the long run.

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>>36513627

le memes.

>normie
le meme

>enjoys social media
le meme -- filling social media databases with OC shit to get some "Like" by other social media databases fillers

>following trends
le meme -- delegating to entertainment and consumerism to make choices for you

>traveling
le meme -- going around without any reasonable reason.

Solution:

1) have good diet and sleep habits

this will wipe out at least 80% of depression

2) have a good "brain diet":

- have creative hobbies that make you learn something while having fun

- add classical music (I'd suggest to go for Frescobaldi and Renaissance authors) and tech podcasts to the music you usually listen everyday

- reduce tv/netflix/cinema/youtube/radio to at most 60 minutes total per day

- mentally prepare to unrequited love; e.g.: enjoy Romance Schadenfreude - that is, when your Staceys schoolmates get dumped by some Chad and cry, sadistically laugh at them

>>36513646
sounds like you think to be one

>>36513627
>get prescribed some meds. you sound like you need some antidepressants. (dont take antipsychotics if the dr. tells you to, they'll make you fat)
>start going for walks every day or every other day after work if you are busy, then work up to going running a couple times a week. exercise is good for you.
>buy some makeup, it doesn't have to be expensive, and apply it every day. foundation, bronzer, blusher, eyeliner, eyebrow shit, etc. its good to get into the habit even if you have to force yourself. also if you have a sallow NEET complexion then maybe get a light subtle spray-tan.
>if you use drugs or drink every day, you have to stop it. i know its hard, but it wont make you happier
>if you're too fat, start cutting calories and tracking them using an app like myfitnesspal. if you're too skinny, increase your calorie intake.
>go to a salon and get your hair done nicely. dye it if you want to.
once you see yourself becoming more attractive and maybe some more guys will look at you and stuff, you will hopefully become more confident and can understand the joy of looking after yourself and taking care of your appearance.
Now you can start to try to pick out some cute normie clothes that suit you. Just go to a store like forever 21, topshop, or american apparel, and try to pick out some nice things that go together (if you need advice on how to put together a basic normie girl wardrobe, just ask, okay?) (also I'm assuming you're burger and idk what stores you have sry but just replace with popular womens' clothing stores ykno)
(continued bc too long)

>>36513627
Thats because you feel special but can't find anything in yourself to back that notion.
So you wallow in angst as an attempt to find some depth within yourself.

>>36514474
(continued)
when you (hopefully) become happier from looking good and your meds starting to work, then its time to start doing things
>if you're NEET, get a job.
>if you have a shitty job you hate, try to get a different one. even if its still shitty.
>try your best to socialise with colleagues.
>start to listen to some normie music, and watch tv shows that seem popular. you can discuss these with your colleagues if you're stuck for conversation topics.
>sign up for an account for the following, if you do not already have it; instagram, facebook, snapchat. twitter is optional but its' kind of boring. On instagram, you should follow a variety of popular accounts, including kylie jenner, beyonce. You can also use instagram to follow makeup artist accounts, and learn some new techniques. try them out and see that its fun. If your normie girl colleagues are interested in makeup, you can also discuss these techniques with them.also, follow the instagram accounts of popular clothing stores and brands.
>ask for the social media usernames of your colleagues and add them as a friend.
>like some popular facebook pages, such as recipe video accounts and various buzzfeed pages. occasionally share articles.
>find humorous pictures of dogs or other animals doing something silly, and tag your facebook friend in the comment with a caption like "its me and u"
>you can share retarded normie memes but no weird internet shit.
>limit yourself to spending <1hr a day on 4ch, then <30mins, and eventually stop coming here save for once a week at most. Instead, try to spend time checking instagram/fb etc.
>try to get into the habit of sending at least one IM (on facebook, snapchat, or wherever) daily, to a friend or colleague. even just a "hey, how are you?". It is a good habit to get into and will help you make friends. When you can make some friends, you will maybe enjoy more the typical stacey activities.

>>36514474
>>36514565
Does this greentext list of instructions come with free arsenic?

>>36513627
You can't, once you take the redpill you can't go back.

>>36514116
>>36514343
Thanks for the detailed answers anons :)

>>36514543
False. I wallow because I was abused and I know I'm not socially adjusted.

>>36514608
>False. I wallow because I was abused and I know I'm not socially adjusted.
So tell us, what makes you special?

Why would you want to be that kind of normie?. They seem to live such an empty and shallow existance tbqh

>>36514628
Nothing. I know that I'm not living like the typical young American though.

>>36514670
>Nothing
Then don't waste our time with your nonsense.
You are not someone worth helping.

>>36513627
also, you seem to have chosen a strange place to ask for tips on becoming a normie girl, seeing as hardly any of the posters here are normies and even fewer are women

>>36513627
>enjoys social media
Why?
>following trends
For what?
>"traveling"
You don't need to follow trends and being a normie to enjoy it though.

>>36514716
Most people are not special though. Wht can't I ask for advice? Sage and hide my thread.
>>36514722
There's cyborgs and a lot of the guys observe normie behavior. I thought people would understand my situation idk

>>36514757
>Wht can't I ask for advice?
Because you just want attention, and you are not worth it.

>>36514355
Why? Are you a willing girl?

If you promise not to develop feelings for me, we can work something out.

>>36514591
>makes post asking for advice
>gets advice
>berates poster giving her actual advice, instead chooses to reply to retarded baitposters insulting her and seeking even more attention for being Not Like The Other Girlz
"""fembots""", everyone

>>36516235
That's not me. I clearly responded to the good advice.

Strange girl wants to become a normie to fit in, gets pumped full of Chad cock for normie validation, realises she'll never fit in with them anyway and feels even more alone - ROASTIE.
Many such cases!

>>36514842
If you didn't know she was female, you wouldn't be saying this. Any other faggot who asks for advice like this on this board gets it and gets plenty sympathy to boot. Her being female is actually valid in this situation because of how differently makes and females live and adjust to our shitty culture and what's expected of each gender.

tl;dr: go fuck yourself, you ignorant retard.

>>36513627
OP I've been thinking about this a lot recently.

I worked on it (and I mean WORKED on it) and I became socially well adjusted at one point. I had 3 separate friend groups, each with 1-2 "close" friends. With this came a better sleeping pattern, better diet and increased exercise because of the social activities. I had less time to daydream, at night I was so tired I reduced masturbating to 2-3 times a week. I would DO things, not just think. I honestly believe I was a better person for it. I didn't complain constantly. I didn't analyse my current, past and possible future condition.

With some friends I could talk about literature and politics, with others I drank and watched stupid movies and did spontaneous things. Different kinds of people bring out different facets of your personality, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

If you look down on others, you won't fit in, that's the fact of it. Find the strengths in people and go with it.

I got sick of it and dropped everyone though, moment of weakness I guess, and I'm back to being like most here.
>>36514565
is super good advice if you want to be properly in the fold, but doing that wouldn't make me happy I guess. With my way I was a bit more fulfilled.

>>36516861
>Any other faggot who asks for advice like this on this board gets it and gets plenty sympathy to boot.

You damm right they do, thwu are not vapid little cunts whose only value consists of a warm hole and who have an emotional meltdown every time they don't have their need for attention met.
Mere holes do not get simpathy in this board, get used to that.

>>36513656
....dont ruin it for femanon..

>>36513627
Set standards for yourself and how you live

Then follow them

>>36513627
Don't bother. I tried to do the same thing and ended up even more depressed than I was to start with. Deleting all of my social media was the best decision I've made in a while.

>>36516861
If you had been asking for advice and sympathy on this board I would've given it to you, fem or nonfemanon. Guess you're sol now, buddy. Calm down and go get spooked on /x/.

>>36513627
Depends on how you look desu

>>36517728
I'm not OP. Try again.