I'm a 24 year old female. I have no money. Prostitution

>>36511109
depends on where you are. the market varies across the states.

>>36511109
Want to come live with me instead? I can cover your expenses, the rent, etc. In exchange all you have to do is cook and clean for me, and have sex if I'm attracted to you. Don't care if you camwhore or whatever on the side, I can even help you get set up with that stuff.

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>>36511109
>>36511173

Actually, that is a good idea. I'll up the ante.

Offer:
- Monthly budget for expenses
- Live in a house, I'll cover your rent
- Life coaching / advice
- 1 year timeline

Ask:
- Have sex if I'm attracted to you on request
- Keep house reasonably clean

>>36511109
Normal pricing is ~175 for half an hour, or $250 per hour as long as you're white. Are you drug free?

>>36511252
I'm not going to get into a bidding war with a neckbeard. Counter-offer: I'm fit and tolerable to be around. This guy probably is not.

>>36511378
>I'm not going to get into a bidding war with a neckbeard.
>Counter-offer: I'm fit and tolerable to be around.
>Counter-offer

tfw

>>36511109 le bait lol

>>36511109

You don't get to dictate how you get helped. Get out roastie.

Just camwhore/sell panties instead. Way less work for even more money

>>36511397
It was tongue in cheek. It wasn't a real counter offer, it was just me pointing out the guy probably shits into jugs.

>>36511109
move to romania and i will give yo 5 gypsy coins for every dick-suck
you make rent in 57 d-s's well done now you have a career please no brown nipples

>>36511109
Clean, no STDS. Only slept with 1 guy, good face, average body ( but willing to work on it)
>had me going until you said you only slept with one guy.

The roastie lies lol

>>36511109
>Clean, no STDS. Only slept with 1 guy, good face, average body ( but willing to work on it)

the fact this is all you said speaks volumes

nothing about whether i can expect someone who will work to make the experience pleasurable rather than barely trying to hide she's only here for the money, or what services she'd offer, or whether ill be fucking a dead fish or whether you'll be riding my cock and squeezing all my cum out of me whether i want it or not

just "i look ok and only fucked one guy (so im probably mediocre in bed)". don't get it mixed up, no one whose looking for whores is concerned whether she's a PURE VIRGINAL escort. maybe i'd give you 50 to blow me but i bet there'd be lots of teeth involved

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>>36511474
137 on the robot test senpai

>>36511502
The fact that you took the time to take this tells me a lot about you, and none of it is good.

>>36511499
this guy wins the thread. Let's all go to bed now.

>>36511347
White and drug free. Honestly, I currently work and study, but I'm drowning in expenses now. I have little debt, but I can't keep this up. The company I work for is sinking fast too. Not sure how long I'll have a job.

>>36511502

Leave my board you normie trash!

>>36511571
Notice how she's ignoring the only people in the thread who made her offers.

Bait thread. Everyone go home.

>>36511571
get better job, sell pantsu, profit

>>36511595
I'm still reading. I'm currently at work. Besides that up the ante offer was not a real offer.

And also, I'm white but not of the US like where the offers are coming from.

Prostitution sounds good on paper but it'll destroy your soul. You may think you don't have a soul but you'll realize you had one once it's shattered to pieces:

On Contact: The Reality of Prostitution with Rachel Moran ( search on youtube).

>>36511628
how do you know that up the ante offer was not a real offer?

Diet and work out, that will save you money if you cook yourself and just become a stripper.
Being a prostitute is not worth the money

>>36511651
Did you not say it was a fake offer later in the thread... Maybe it was a different anon. The offer sounds great and I'd take you up on it, but I know I don't live in the same country as you and it's kind of unrealistic.

But I can clean and I cook pretty well. Would be perfect. Thanks.

>>36511686
I do cook for myself. Trust me, I've cut the costs everywhere I can.

I started to work out at home. If I had more money I would join a gym.

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>>36511704

Completely real offer.

Wanna come to the US?

Could be fun.

>>36511766
Do you have kik anon?

Original post

>>36511628
So where are you from then?

>>36511788
Classified information. I've spoken to 2 anons from here on a friendship basis and I would rather not have them know.

>>36511785
someanon2017

>>36511821
If you live in Europe maybe I can help.

>>36511704
Yet another anon here. I have a job so could actually afford it. Live-in maid and sex toy. But for a trial run it's okay that I just hire you as a sugar baby for a weekend.

All provided you're in Europe.

>>36511924
Sorry anon. Not in Europe.

Why don't you come live with me Instead I make 66k a year and I'm 24 a d in good shape. Instead of banging random for shit money.

this thread lmao

>>36511252

Monthly budget idk uhm 400-550 dollars depending o how a art you are with the monet and if you buy me stuff too like if you use it when we go out or something.

Live with me in my apartment?

Life coaching advice? Uh marry me eventually and have kids a d go to college while I pay for everything

We have fun and play Vidya togethet. I take you out on a weekly or semi weekly basis to buy clothes or do stuff.

Fuck me when ever and do everything I ask even anal.
Yeah I mean clean. Play Vidya with me

I'm pretty attractive

I'm >>36512008

>>36512093
this is embarrassing anon, just hang yourself already

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>>36512133
NO. THERES HOPE.
OP pls come.

Next time use "fembot" instead of "female" so I can filter you, whore.

>>36511766
Do you have a ,Snap account

>>36511109
The issue with prostitution is fairly simple:

If Prostitution is legal then the prices will be fairly cheap and the market competitive as fuck.

If its illegal doing prostitution is dangerous as fuck since you can't really count on protection from the police etc. - because of that getting into it as an average female is a pretty bad idea.

>>36512093
Leave your kik here anon. You won't have to work that hard. Weekly clothes... Who does this.

>>36511472
Camming is hard to break into. Most don't make it

>>36512093
Not OP, but pic?

>>36512155
something to consider is that this bitch will drop you like a sack of shit asap
there is no loyalty in a slut that has to resort to literally selling her body on 4chan. you are buying a prostitute and nothing more. that is the only logical reason for this post, to sell her body like a common street walker.

>>36512185
OP here, Don't ask him for a pic, whore. You can't be choosey if you are begging.

>>36512182
>>36512185
Just so were clear I'm a guy looking for a live home girls like OP right? I'll show you a pic if you add me on snap. oscarmeyer4ever

>be a womyn
>feel like attention whoring
>reddit isn't giving any replies anymore
>don't have any followers on facebook or twitter because I'm ugly
>open up 4chan
>click on r9k
>post that I'm a female
>instant replies

>>36511766
Ok bb I will come lets get married xoxoxo make me a citizen so I can drop your retarded ass

>>36512213
I beg to differ if anything g it's like having a gf. I'm gonna take care of her. If she decides my looks are good enough and I'm good company to stay she's gonna have to swallow a few red pills but thats all. Im pretty good looking and work out so the physical aspect I'm not worried about.

>>36512093
550 dollars for a full time maid/sex servant. seriously anon, thats like 19 dollars a day, she could go on to twitch with a low cut shirt and make that in 20 minutes in donations from pathetic faggots like you.

>>36511109
if you actually wanted to be a prostitute then move somewhere it is legal and work for a brothel, if its not legal and you can't move start stripping. working the street will just get you used and abused.

>>36511499

I'm pretty good at sucking cock anon

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Surprisingly interesting thread for one made by a roastie. It really show just how easy women have it
>Consider prostitution, post as much on an imageboard
>Get offers to be a paid live-in girlfriend
I'd probably make an offer too if I had enough money to support another person

>>36512394
tell me more whore

come fuck me in slo and then i'll kick your ass out into the streets
#8184592049

>>36512509
ur gonna do it for free

>>36512509
call m

This man walks into a whorehouse.
The madam of the house takes him upstairs and escorts him into a room with a hooker, who tells him the prices.
"For 5 dollars we can do it on the floor, for 10 we can use the couch, and 20 if you want to use the bed." The man hands her a 20.
"Good choice," she says, and hops on the bed.

"No no no," the man says, "I want 4 on the floor."

>>36512570
me>>36512585
not funny

>>36512585
this man walks into a whore's house, walking his invisible dog
the whore flops on the bed
gud ol bedhead

>>36511109
w-w-w-on't l-l-l-l-et m-m-m-m-me delete OP's Post

>>36511109
>Prostitution seems like an easy way.

God I fucking HATE women

>>36512585
worst joke ive ever heard

>>36511252
>>36511378
>>36512008
>>36512093
>buying gf
oreganoli

>>36512694
>hasn't heard the one about the cowboy and the lesbian

Were you even raised in America fggt

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>>36511109
All of the good boy points in my account.